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el guapo
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Post by el guapo »

Who knew? !

This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry

about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather

in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia .

After spending a great evening chatting the

night away, John's grandfather prepared

breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John noticed a film like substance on

his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking,

"Are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied,

"They're as clean as cold water can get them.

Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.

Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge

that looked like dried egg and asked,

"Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said,

"I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as

clean as cold water can get them.

Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear

another word about it!"

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to

a nearby town and as he was leaving,

his grandfather's dog started to growl, and

wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said,

"Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".

Without diverting his attention from the football

game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted

"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
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along-for-the-ride
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Post by along-for-the-ride »

Funny, el quapo..............but just a tad gross.





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Patsy Warnick
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Post by Patsy Warnick »

I hate that.

I hate it when a animal is allowed to clean dishes..



P.S. How's that new car of your ? Take a pic & post a thread

Patsy
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Chezzie
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Post by Chezzie »

hah hah very funny Jess:-6:-6:-6
Queen_of_Hearts
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Post by Queen_of_Hearts »

Yeah

I'm not hungry anymore
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