A Scotsman moves to Canada and attends his first baseball game. The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming 'Run!!!'
The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers 'RUN!! RUN!!'
The next batter also hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd roars as a run scores, and cheers 'RUN!! RUN!!'
The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans.
The fourth batter comes up and four balls go by. The Umpire calls: 'Walk.' The batter starts his slow trot to first base.
The Scot stands up and screams, 'Run ye lazy bastard - rrrun!'
The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down.
A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, 'He can't run -- he has four balls.'
The Scot stands up and screams: 'Walk with pride, Laddie!'
Scotsman moves to Canada
Scotsman moves to Canada
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
― Mae West
― Mae West
Scotsman moves to Canada
minks;625217 wrote: A Scotsman moves to Canada and attends his first baseball game. The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming 'Run!!!'
The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers 'RUN!! RUN!!'
The next batter also hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd roars as a run scores, and cheers 'RUN!! RUN!!'
The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans.
The fourth batter comes up and four balls go by. The Umpire calls: 'Walk.' The batter starts his slow trot to first base.
The Scot stands up and screams, 'Run ye lazy bastard - rrrun!'
The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down.
A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, 'He can't run -- he has four balls.'
The Scot stands up and screams: 'Walk with pride, Laddie!'
I read it with a scottish accent - thats funny :yh_rotfl
The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers 'RUN!! RUN!!'
The next batter also hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd roars as a run scores, and cheers 'RUN!! RUN!!'
The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans.
The fourth batter comes up and four balls go by. The Umpire calls: 'Walk.' The batter starts his slow trot to first base.
The Scot stands up and screams, 'Run ye lazy bastard - rrrun!'
The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down.
A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, 'He can't run -- he has four balls.'
The Scot stands up and screams: 'Walk with pride, Laddie!'
I read it with a scottish accent - thats funny :yh_rotfl
Scotsman moves to Canada
ThePheasant;625226 wrote: I read it with a scottish accent - thats funny :yh_rotfl
me too :wah:
me too :wah:
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
― Mae West
― Mae West
Scotsman moves to Canada
almostfamous;625232 wrote: me three! here i was thinkin i was odd :wah:
oh oh we all need to be worried now
oh oh we all need to be worried now
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
― Mae West
― Mae West
Scotsman moves to Canada
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl