How long will I be in the pub this morning?

[Oscar Namechange]

fuzzy butt;1093312 wrote: the general store and petrol station close at nine and I need smokes and milk. The only place open that sells these two items is the pub. How long do you think it will take me to get outta there ?

:firstly I have to get through to the counter (popular place our pub on christmas morning):yh_rotfl

:Avoid someone putting a drink in my hand.

:say hello to everyone

: etc. etc.

I reckon about fifteen minutes ...........but people will talk to me so it could be extended to half an hour...............then I'll have to talk back at them.....another half an hour.

this could get interesting

I'll be back!:yh_rotfl


If your like me and bump into neighbours and pals, you'll be there all day :yh_rotfl

Mr O once told me that on my headstone, he'd have 'I'll only be 5 minutes'.

We bought in bulk and froze the milk to save running out.

[Daniyal]

fuzzy butt;1093312 wrote: the general store and petrol station close at nine and I need smokes and milk. The only place open that sells these two items is the pub. How long do you think it will take me to get outta there ?

:firstly I have to get through to the counter (popular place our pub on christmas morning):yh_rotfl

:Avoid someone putting a drink in my hand.

:say hello to everyone

: etc. etc.

I reckon about fifteen minutes ...........but people will talk to me so it could be extended to half an hour...............then I'll have to talk back at them.....another half an hour.

this could get interesting

I'll be back!:yh_rotfl




All I Want To Know Are You Takeing Care Anyone Children After Leave The Bar / Pub ?????

[Odie]

fuzzy butt;1093312 wrote: the general store and petrol station close at nine and I need smokes and milk. The only place open that sells these two items is the pub. How long do you think it will take me to get outta there ?

:firstly I have to get through to the counter (popular place our pub on christmas morning):yh_rotfl

:Avoid someone putting a drink in my hand.

:say hello to everyone

: etc. etc.

I reckon about fifteen minutes ...........but people will talk to me so it could be extended to half an hour...............then I'll have to talk back at them.....another half an hour.

this could get interesting

I'll be back!:yh_rotfl




see you tomorrow!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

[Nomad]

How long will I be in the pub this morning?



If past experience is an indicator I predict you will come stumbling out in early February.

[kayleneaussie]

Has she came back yet:sneaky:

[Chezzie]

Nomad;1117006 wrote: How long will I be in the pub this morning?



If past experience is an indicator I predict you will come stumbling out in early February.


well we will never know cos Fuzzy Butt has left the building:(

[kayleneaussie]

Chezzie;1117042 wrote: well we will never know cos Fuzzy Butt has left the building:(


omg has she:-1 I go away all all this crap happens :-5

[Chezzie]

kayleneaussie;1117045 wrote: omg has she:-1 I go away all all this crap happens :-5


ahhh its not FG its the whole internet she is having a break from Kay, Im sure she will be back once that bars dry or once she sorts herself out:D

[Odie]

kayleneaussie;1117045 wrote: omg has she:-1 I go away all all this crap happens :-5


she's been gone for quite some time, get with the program eh?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl