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a fig tree :wah:

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these are plants ok :wah::wah:

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relax ....... people..... square britches its a freaking apple :wah:

any one else got some rude but not rude fruit :sneaky::sneaky:

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<t>apart from my two cousins el gestapo and uncle buck mark i really dont have much of a family but as luck has it suzy's family are great suzy's mum is the nicest person i know ...in the whole...

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<r>tikirob;683491 wrote: Well I'm am new...this is great forum. Very entertaining. I'm a computer tech and digital artist. Tikirob welcome we have lots to talk about :-6 well apart from computer tech ...

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<r>Pinky;683380 wrote: Here are some pics of my trip to the Dales the other weekend. The first is the place we stayed, the second my room (I didn't want to get out of bed!) and the third a bloody great hill we managed to get halfway up before trying not to die whilst old peopl...

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an irish chicken :wah::wah::wah:

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this is bad

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now this is funny

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Musiclover89;683305 wrote: God i wish i could play the Piano as good as Freddie did

so do your nieghbours :wah::wah:

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WonderWendy3;683309 wrote: I don't see a horse in Jimbo's siggy!!:-3

not any more you dont :rolleyes:

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<t>YZGI;683287 wrote: Remember Jimbo, you can delete posts.:wah: buddy the bad jokes are sometimes the funniest ones for me :wah: if it makes me cringe ... i'll post it :wah: besides since when have i ...

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<t>Q: What is a chick after she's 6 days old? A: Seven days old! Who tells the best chicken jokes? A: Comedi-HENS! Q: What figure is like a lost parrot ? A: A polygon! ...

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Q: If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, on which side will it fall?

A: Neither side. Roosters don't lay eggs!

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Q:Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan

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Uncle Fester;683225 wrote: How can this be a Superior Random thread , jimbo ,YZGI and myself are still allowed on here :p;)

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zactly uncle

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<t>YZGI;683232 wrote: If the Purple Chickens birthday yell is C o c k-a-doodle-do Does that make Pink Chicks birthday yell: Any C o c k-will-do? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:y...

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<t>AngelEyes82;683222 wrote: Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and s...

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ahh precious moments

:D

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<t>SuzyB;683200 wrote: Jim you are so dead :-5 Whose bright :yh_idea was it to unplug the bloody printer in the first place Ummmmmm revenge is going to be mine :sneaky: er yours you said it was cluttering up the place :yh_thi...

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<t>WonderWendy3;683199 wrote: If he/she is a Purple chicken I doubt that MF scared he/she....I'm sure she likes purple chickens, doesn't discriminate!! Jim...you are too funny....only you would want to be friends with a purple Chicken....guess its better than a purple dinosaur...

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he or she comes from brisbane :-6:-6

oztralyia MF scared him off i expect :wah::wah:

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<t>WonderWendy3;683192 wrote: Jim...please SHARE what you are smokin'..........PLEASEEEEEE honest if you go down to the bottom of the home page ,its got who's birthday it is and his/her birthday is there with an ame like purple chickin i just know...

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just in case you are looking in happy birthday :-6:-6

are you pink chick's dad :-3

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well done PC many more to come i hope :-6:-6

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YZGI;683042 wrote: You don't suppose one of the lions name was Colonel Sanders do you? (finger lickin good):wah:

genius:wah::wah:

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YZGI;683142 wrote: They tend to get better gas mileage after marriage. They don't seem to need the pump near as often.

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<r>RedGlitter;683023 wrote: :wah: Good grief YZ. Once my mom and aunt were at a zoo and some kid stuck his hand in the lion cage. The lion bit it off. When the authorities got there and asked what happened, someone else said "he put his hand in the cage, just like this-" and s...

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<r>Kathy Ellen;683032 wrote: Hey Neffy.... Are we still having our book club? I just bought the book you wanted to start with... Maeve Binchy's "Quentins." Looks interesting...all about a Dublin restaurant that has a memory about wedding proposals, business deals, family ties and friendships. ...

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<r>Santanico;657817 wrote: <YOUTUBE id="fHn6RapSeuA"><URL url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHn6RapSeuA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHn6RapSeuA</URL></YOUTUBE> The song, the clip........ Reminds me of too many people who've gone too soon. :-1 ...

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basically anything that comes out of mj's multicoloured plastic pie hole :wah:

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<t>AngelEyes82;683006 wrote: Yep Morse code... Hmm I'll post something worth while.. one for us girls and one for the perverted boys in here! hey wisey why you reading right down here your spozed to be looking on the top photo ... gay...

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<r>my fave pop tart <YOUTUBE id="YvstDQIG5Kk"><URL url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvstDQIG5Kk">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvstDQIG5Kk</URL></YOUTUBE> :D:D</r>

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<r>hi koan how are you <E>:D</E> we missed you <E>:D</E> have you seen this <E>:D</E> <YOUTUBE id="wZ63taYMk-Y"><URL url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ63taYMk-Y&mo...

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koan;682940 wrote: I wonder if most people there live in condom-iniums

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that was really funny

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<t>i actually reported my own father when i was about 15 and ran away from home ,for beating my younger sister and treating us terribly you know what happened ? the people came out my sister was too afriad to say anything thing and when they were gone he beat her again and wh...

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<r>what a grizzly ending i cant bare it what a pooh way to go <EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI><EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI></r>

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Imladris;682875 wrote:

Bad Jimbo!

you know full well i cant spell too well and i meant in cider :sneaky::p:p

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<t>after listening to suzy cuss and swear for half an hour ,how it was a stupid printer that i had brought and it was a waste of money and how i should of let someone who knows about these things go with me like her 12 year old son , i finally said well its always worked before for me and the kids ....

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Imladris;682869 wrote: If you're looking for British beverages I can recommend Cripple C0ck cider.

was that cider or insider :sneaky::sneaky:

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i hope all turns out ok neffs :-6:-6

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yup one of my fave's a newcy :-4

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<t>JacksDad;682529 wrote: An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling." To t...

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magenta flame;682720 wrote: Queen Victoria

we are not amused

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<t>what a moving programme the average age of these brave men was 19 I was born and raised in Sioux Falls, S.D., and turned 18 [in] October of 1943, and on my birthday I got notice from the government to report for s...

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who are you :wah::wah:

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