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<t>Pinky;684307 wrote: Speaking of pork, Jim's little vid clip in his sig line cracks me up every time I see it!:D you are the only one to comment on that :wah: i put that on and the head thing that reminds me of my ex wife i thought ev...

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YZGI;684298 wrote: So you only eat meat that goes oink oink or c ock-a-doodle do? I see

c0ck-a-doodle-dooooo!!!:wah::wah::wah:

its enough to make your tail curl

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<r>when will they clamp down on knives and guns for crying out loud <EMOJI seq="1f615" tseq="1f615">:confused:</EMOJI> my next door nieghbour was getting some food at a take away and a young kid stabbed him through the heart killing him instantly the kid was back on the street...

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YZGI;684286 wrote: I'm sure it won't be long before she lures another one.

:wah::wah:

she shore will

she is a reel catch

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Peg;684273 wrote: Link

for pete's sake although they are not exactly parent of the year contenders , to slur that the child died in the apartment is as good as saying they murdered her

:(

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YZGI;684282 wrote: So she is off the hook eh?:D

:wah::wah:

or bait

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guppy;684272 wrote: feel great..peaceful..its a beautiful day...:-6

going out on a bonsai limb here guppy ...are you single again it sure sounds like it :wah::wah:

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YZGI;684274 wrote: Fishy

compared to me a bloody genius

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<r>i would not let a child play with battery acid sharp machinery broken glass lions crocodiles tigers paedophiles <br...

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they are good:D:D

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the way things are going i'm hurting now and boy am i really gona hurt later

hey look on the bright side i probably wont live that long :wah::wah:

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Imladris;684155 wrote: Jimbo

dam when i did mine it looked just like that :rolleyes:

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<r>two young kids have shot dead an 11 year old boy WTF:mad: <URL url="http://www.guardian.co.uk/gun/Story/0,,2154497,00.html">http://www.guardian.co.uk/gun/Story/0,,2154497,00.html</URL> and yes children are dying all over the world ,but thi...

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<r>another fantastic story KB:-6 any chance of porning them up a bit or some pictures for those of us that are morons and take about 30 mins to read a post like that <E>:D</E> just kidding mate another great work by th...

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take care see you soon :-6

i shall endeavor to be the voice of reason for FG in your absence Bryn :-6:-6

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<r>Galbally;683999 wrote: Guess what, I rob says that my myspace site is sending porno spam or something, does anyone else have any experience of stuff like that, or how to secure email and all that, I haven't encountered it before? What a pain in the arse! :-5 i take it...

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<r>AND THE FANS ARE WELL JUST FAN TASTIC :wah::wah: SAMPLE THIS ATMOSPHERE YOU DONT GET THIS AT VILLA PARK :wah: <YOUTUBE id="cJYDeECXFH4"><URL url="http://www.youtube.co...

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<r><YOUTUBE id="RaHEOtS1c0U"><URL url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaHEOtS1c0U">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaHEOtS1c0U</URL></YOUTUBE> come on you spurs COYS:-6 <b...

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Musiclover89;683886 wrote: I like what i want to like and i'm not Obsessed with MJ & Freddie Mercury in anyway what so ever i only like their Music

ok buddy just joking :wah::wah:

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<r>i remember as a kid listening wide eyed to tales from my gran about snakes that were so big and strong that they could eat humans <E>:(</E> now all these years later i find out its true they can <EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI> ...

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spot knows everything where is he

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<r>sunny104;683828 wrote: she meant REAL football! :rolleyes: i was waiting for that :wah: soccer as you guys call it is real football :-4 football as you call it is what we call girls onl...

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<r>i'm going to be in the minority here but i think speeding is worse than stealing on par with drunk driving and really is like playing russian roulette with kids lives ,you might as well just shoot a gun into a woods and just hope no kids are playing in them ...if a kid runs out in a road and you ...

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<r>Pinky;683818 wrote: It would have been even more amusing if it was German sausage!:D or german sheperds pie :wah: what would that be a meal for a german sheep guy or a dogs dinner <EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI><br...

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good one stardust :wah::wah:

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<t>kazalala;683788 wrote: put tea in oven an hour ago,,, just went to check and had wrong oven turned on you wont believe this i have just cooked dinner ,fish in bread crumbs, cod and butter sauce and cous cous ,i've gone out to the kitchen to check on the food as suzy c...

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<r>Uncle Fester;683807 wrote: Oh my Gawd it was such a long time ago but it went something like this , there was this vision walking across the dance hall , she was trying to fix the clasp at the back of her dress , I offered to fix it ( yes I was a gentleman in those days ) that was nearly 50 years...

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YZGI;683801 wrote: You forgot Elvis:D

nah he'd left the building :wah::wah:

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<r>Pinky;683796 wrote: <EMOJI seq="1f444" tseq="1f444">:lips:</EMOJI>:wah:<EMOJI seq="1f444" tseq="1f444">:lips:</EMOJI> I could say something funny here, but it's probably really offensive, so I'd better not.. i'm so glad your back to you funny self pinky i'v...

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kazalala;683788 wrote: put tea in oven an hour ago,,, just went to check and had wrong oven turned on:-5:-5

if only the germans were that absent minded :rolleyes::rolleyes:

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Pinky;683781 wrote: Actually, that's not a bad idea!!

i think she meant look in the yellow pages to find a proper painter :wah:

:p:p

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Pinky;683777 wrote:

It wasn't erected then mate, but seeing as that made me laugh loud enough to drown out the music, I'll let you off!:wah:

er kiss my limp big ben :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

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<t>Pinky;683773 wrote: Right, I've just finished painting the main bulk of the walls, but I can't reach the top to do the edges (why couldn't I have been tall instead of a little squirt?) and the only chair I have is my PC chair with wheels on...being clumsy by nature, I daren't even think about usi...

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YZGI;683770 wrote: Spot can take care of himself. It's us two I'm worried about.

too much info buddy :wah::wah::wah::wah:

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<t>Musiclover89;683702 wrote: Well since NFL isnt shown here and were stuck with shitty scocer/football i'm going to have to say i don't support any Football Teams whatsoever lets see if i have got this right dazza ,your obsessed with mj and freddy mercury ,you hate this country ,yo...

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<r>Pinky;683678 wrote: Did you know that after Oliver Cromwell's government went out and Charles II was crowned, the general public referred to Parliament as 'The Rump'? Pepys says young boys were heard to shout 'Kiss my Parliament' instead of kiss my arse. :wah: Nice to know ...

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YZGI;683764 wrote: Ya think I'll get reported?:wah:

yup i do :wah:

i of course meant 98% of women versus us two and spot :sneaky::sneaky:

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<t>YZGI;683760 wrote: I never said she wasn't retarded I just said she wasn't blind.:wah: Of course she is a woman after all.:wah: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl buddy you do know this forum is 98% women and spot versus us two</t>

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<t>WonderWendy3;683756 wrote: Would it make ya'll laugh or roll your eyes to find out that I met my ex at a redlight...NO JOKE!WonderWendy3;683756 wrote: !! I'm a sad wittle puppy!!--In my defense...I was 19 years old....I've learned...I meet them at the gas statio...

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<t>YZGI;683723 wrote: I had a couple of friends who I played football with. One day we were playing pinball in the local dairy dump and they told me they had a sister. I told them I didn't know they had a sister. They said well, we don't talk much about her because she is blind and a little retarded...

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Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?

A: They don't have time

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jimbo is here but not for long

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pinkchick;683574 wrote: Never - if it was my child I would never give up!

i'm with you pinky ,

my girl was missing from my life for 12 years i never ever gave up

no parent ever would

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<t> :wah: Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all...

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guppy;683447 wrote: my lab snores like a freight train...:-3

cripes who asked for the lab report :wah::wah:

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<r>how did you meet ,who chased who its pretty much common knowledge i stalked suzy i never thought she would be interested but i kinda liked her here is a photo of my cunning plan to get her to spend some time with me :wah::wah...

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dont be silly terri knows its only fruit and she will have a laugh with the rest of us :wah:

well all except those prudes ww af and mf of course :wah::wah:

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this guy naked :wah:

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