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Cazza

<r>Odie;1078662 wrote: I know!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl....me neigher. 
 
I mean the orginal ones from the UK, fruity fillings, best served warm with whip cream.<E>:)</E> 
 
 
I think they are nice on their own. 
 
Can't you buy decent ones in Canada? 
 
By the way ...

Cazza

Odie;1078602 wrote: ahhhhhhhhhh someone that knows what mince meat pies are!:-5:yh_rotfl

I don't eat meat mince pies. BSE beware!

Cazza

<t>NotToday;634782 wrote: Is anyone else addicted? 
 
It's awful and it's an expensive addiction and I cannot quit. It's awful. 
 
I just finished a Venti Iced Chi Tea Latte. What are you hooked on? 
 
 
Yes, I like a vanilla late and their mini mince pies! 
<br ...

Cazza

I can't stand spiders, and if they start running, it is a case of get me outta here!

If they are standing still, I will hoover them up!

I won't get them in a glass, as my mother- in-law did that and it ran up her arm.:wah:

Cazza

el guapo;1078098 wrote: you bet but try n keep away from that jimbo guy

Why, because he is a Spurs supporter?

Hi Apathetik, welcome to this friendly, busy form!

Cazza

oscar;1076690 wrote: I'm sure Mrs carol Singers won't mind:wah:

Santa coming with his little helpers??? No, naughty oscar, don't even go there :wah:

Santa will be coming with a little help from me!

:D

Cazza

oscar;1076660 wrote: Apparently, your one of the worst hit. Fore-casts are worryingly accurate these days

:(:(

Woke up to rain but no snow in sight!

Thank goodness I don't live in Yorkshire which seems to have had the worst of it!

Cazza

<r>oscar;1076660 wrote: Apparently, your one of the worst hit. Fore-casts are worryingly accurate these days <E>:(</E>:(:( 
 
 
Oscar, we never get as much snow as everyone else but I see that hail showers are forcast on the BBC weather site. 
 
I will let you know but I doubt ...

Cazza

<r>jimbo;1075446 wrote: i dont want carol singers 
 
 
 
i dont want party poppers stupid hats 
 
 
 
i dont want turkey on toast on jan the 15th 
 
 
 
i dont want two tons of empty boxes and wrapping paper to take to the dump on boxing day ...

Cazza

abbey;1076651 wrote: I popped around to mums an hour ago because her heating had gone off and the sky was full of it.

We may not get much on Merseyside, I hope not anyway.

Cazza

<r>oscar;1076616 wrote: Well really?????? 
 
What do you think i meant?? 
 
The weather fore-cast tonight if acurate says most of Britain will get up to 6 inches of snow over-night. 
 
Worst hit area's are Scotland, the north and the midlands possibly just touching Bristol ...

Cazza

Ally;1075632 wrote: going to san fra for 2 weeks and canada for 2weeks :yh_bigsmi:yh_bigsmi

Ally, I guess it will be freezing in Canada, best take the thermals!

Cazza

Barman;1075477 wrote: A long drive, but worth it, then we get a really good p1ss up in a hotel before we drive home the following day.

We wont talk about the point you pinched.:wah:

Are you saying we should have won! :-1

Cazza

<t>oscar;1075589 wrote: Hi Ludwig........... It was me 
 
It was me that got Ludwig on here ha ha ha 
 
He will have to side with me on everything now because he worships The Stranglers. It should be made law anyway to worship the Stranglers and Gordon Brown. 
 
Glad to see ...

Cazza

Carolly;977648 wrote: Right im ready:D:guitarist

Can you tell me how put up an avatar please!

Cazza

<t>Barman;1075469 wrote: Plymouth and Manchester United. Taking my son to see the Red Devils later this month. Then Plymouth have to take Arsenal out of the FA Cup.:-3 
 
 
Another Manchester United supporter! That is long way to drive to see a footie match. 
 
Anyway we took a ...

Cazza

<r>Barman;1075451 wrote: Balls to it, i will just tell you, Plymouth.<E>:D</E> P1ss all ever happens in Plymouth, tell a lie, some traffic lights changed to amber last Thursday.<E>;)</E> 
 
 
I have only been to Plymouth once but I liked the swimming pools in the rocks and of course I ...

Cazza

Barman;1075442 wrote: Oi will Give ee anuver gess moy luverly.

Birmingham or Newcastle, not sure which

Cazza

Barman;1075436 wrote: You wha, calm down.:yh_rotfl

Well where are you from then? Manchester?

Cazza

Barman;1075421 wrote: Dutch or Scouse i reckon.

Are you a scouser?

Cazza

<t>el guapo;1074442 wrote: pm me ya jokes if there good il post em 
 
 
What do you think of this joke about a British T.V. programme that the tennis player was involved in. 
 
My money is on Martina Navratilova to win "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here". 
 
She's ...

Cazza

Barman;1075417 wrote: Hi Ludvig Van B, fine Cornish name you have there., welcome.

Sounds German to me!

or perhaps Austrian.

Cazza

Chezzie;1075371 wrote: Hi Lugwig

Welcome to the forum:-6

I see you are a moderator. Do you support a footie team?

Cazza

<t>Ludwig Van B;1074937 wrote: hi everyone 
 
i'm new here too and also from england. i wouldn't say i was the sharpest tool in the box and i'm not much for arguing with people about things that do not really matter too much, but i do love a jolly good debate on occasion. 
 
so ...

Cazza

hoxtonchris;1074504 wrote: hello caz and and hope you have fun here.

Hi Chris, yes I think I will have fun here.

Do you support a footie team?

I see you live in Essex. I had cousins living in Ongar

Cazza

<t>Ally;1074660 wrote: hey cazza im off to sanfrancisco and canada for chrissy my 2 boys are in canada and looking forward to a white christmas,got my tree up and all my pressys are wraped,love this time of year.We leave on 8th dec next monday excited big time.:yh_bigsmi:yh_bigsmi 
 
<br ...

Cazza

<r>Carolly;1074447 wrote: Pm me then if you wish and no you wont get banned for that...but this forum is looked at by children aged from 13....so just a word of advice;) 
 
 
No I won't bother, my jokes sent to me by Chelsea, Liverpool and Everton supporters are not suitable for 13 year ...

Cazza

<r>Carolly;1074444 wrote: Caz I dont know if you can see my posts but I will answer you about your ban question being a Moderator here.FG likes people to have fun here and only steps in normally if a complaint is made.Jokes are fine as long as nobody is offended by them and reports them as we all ...

Cazza

<r>jimbo;1074428 wrote: thatch is so nice of you :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl 
 
 
 
the other forum is EA its hard work but so far so good <EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI> 
 
 
 
fg is my home it always will be but other people that i used to know here ...

Cazza

Carolly;1074429 wrote: FGS Winkle stop tarting and come over and upset me as I feel like a row:D:p:driving:

What does EA stand for and you didn't anwser my question, perhaps you don't want to!

Cazza

<r>jimbo;1074419 wrote: baldy is cool with me :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl 
 
 
 
 
 
i know what your thinking how did a beauty like suzy end up with a bugly ugg like me ..... she just got lucky i guess :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl 
 
 
 
 
 
i have been a member ...

Cazza

jimbo;1074406 wrote: my partner does but i have seen them so many times:):)

I have just seen a photo of you with your wife/partner. I will have to call you baldy (only joking)

Cazza

<r>jimbo;1074356 wrote: that was a bird joke not dirty at all :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl 
 
 
 
 
 
some mods eg chezzer have great sense of humours and anything goes but other people have no stomach for anything near the mark 
 
 
 
your best way out is if you ...

Cazza

OpenMind;1074326 wrote: Ha ha. Right.:wah:

You have a lovely little daughter dressed in pink. Is she your only one?

Cazza

<r>Ally;1073744 wrote: Politics and football how boring,isnt there something more interesting to talk about.eg. wots everyone doing for christmas not long to go.<EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI><EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI> 
 
 
Well I work in a ...

Cazza

abbey;1073634 wrote: Handling the ball, He got a little confused bless him.

He thought he was Van Der Sar. :wah:

Yes, I saw him handle the ball on television. He looked so surprised when he got sent off. Maradonna II :guitarist:guitarist:D:D

Cazza

<t>jimbo;1074303 wrote: my ex told the doctor she had trouble with her averies 
 
 
 
the doctor said madam you mean overies 
 
 
 
 
 
he examined her and said i stand corrected madam ......you have had a cockatoo in there :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl<br ...

Cazza

Carolly;1073519 wrote: Oh I know:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)

Where you do live Carolly and do you support a football team?

Cazza

OpenMind;1074115 wrote: I'm sorry. Did I swear. I apologise profusely if I did. No offence intended.

:wah:

I am sure you haven't got a swear word in your little body!

Cazza

abbey;1073603 wrote: What naughty boy?

Ronaldo

Well if it was not for diving what was he sent off for this time?

Cazza

OpenMind;1073583 wrote: Nope.

I have a cockatield called Chalkie and he talks but he doesn't swear!

Cazza

OpenMind;1073573 wrote: Woof.

Do you have any pets?

Cazza

OpenMind;1073556 wrote: I never carry the toilet seat with me. I leave it where it is in the bath.:rolleyes:

Well leave it down, thats a good boy.

Cazza

abbey;1073543 wrote: :yh_rotfl

The naughty boy was sent off.

For diving?

Cazza

OpenMind;1073540 wrote: Why should he be carrying the toilet seat?

Don't think about it just do it

It really is a bone of contention with us women!

Cazza

<r>OpenMind;1073535 wrote: Aren't you glad now I told you to start your own introduction thread.:-6 
 
:yh_rotfl 
 
 
Yes indeed, I am glad you pointed me in the right direction. <E>:D</E> 
 
I am very happy that Everton won but we are still 7th and a point now behind ...

Cazza

OpenMind;1073530 wrote: Indeed, it is considered an honour to the person introduced if their thread is hijacked.:yh_rotfl

OpenMind, it is an honour that I have had so many replies! :guitarist:guitarist

Cazza

Chookie;1073506 wrote: Scousers can be house-trained, but people who like fitba belong in zoos.

Chookie, have you been house-trained?

In other words, if you are male do you always put the toilet seat down?

Cazza

Carolly;1073496 wrote: Watcha...you aint had the pleasure of meeting me yet.....still you have now:D;)

Believe me, the pleasure is all mine! :guitarist:D

Cazza

I like 'Away in a Manager'

I also like the 'First Noel'

I love singing Carols. :guitarist

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