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I would just like to find someone to love and them love me back, and a child, although that is probably to late for me now

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<r>Victoria;1047414 wrote: Last night nov 5th was bonfire night in the UK and as has become the tradition my mother let off a single but very large and special rocket for my little brother because it was his birthday or at least it would have been , his 37th to be precise. I clearly remem...

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<r>Hoss;1054724 wrote: To all of the servicemen/women on FG, may God Bless you. To all of the families of servicemen/women may God grant you the grace necessary to overcome the loss of time you have while you are separated, or if God should choose to take your beloved service member out o...

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<t>dubs;1056096 wrote: It's SIR Beefy now, he was on the telly a few days ago, he said the only time he picks a bat up now is to play garden cricket with his grandkids.. Blood hell, grandchildren, I remember when he spent a summer out here in 76/77, playing in the local grade cricke...

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<r>dubs;1056076 wrote: I tell you what..I wish we'd got another Beefy in the wings! Tony Grieg? You're more than welcome to keep him, he's a complete arse! :yh_rotfl And I've got a suggestion for a place to put his keys...<EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI> Its probab...

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<r>dubs;1056038 wrote: Even a weak Aussie side will go the extra yard against us...:wah::wah: I'm still looking forward to it...<E>:)</E> Yeah and put Botham back out there to give us some extra incentive :yh_rotfl By the way, do you want Tony Greig back? We have been sic...

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<t>dubs;1055915 wrote: Dunno about the rest becoming better, but the gap between them has certainly narrowed considerably. I reckon your blokes are going through a bit of re-generation Neil..It had to happen at some point, you'll come back stronger, you always do..I don't think the average Aussie on...

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<r>dubs;1055832 wrote: Is it cos they've all got old at the same time Neil? Lets face it, they have been the number one team in the world for donkeys years, but without a great many changes..When you're faced with about half a dozen top blokes retiring at one go, there's going to be repercussions......

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Carolly;1055724 wrote: I beg yer pardon young man:-2

yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)

I wasnt making comment on your boobs, sorry to offend.

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The question to be answered, have the rest of the world caught up with the Aussies, or have the Aussies slipped back?

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Carolly;1055681 wrote: Nope:sneaky::driving:
Boobs aside, I think your lovely Carolly. Where did you perform, I seen your pictures!

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<r>strongirl56;1055230 wrote: It's now or never you guys. I have tried my best to sever my relationship with James and now it's truely over. I tried to talk to him about it and he's completely clueless about what it is that he has done to treat me wrong. I still can't believe how clueless he is. He'...

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<t>Odie;1054220 wrote: Today being Rememberance Day, I would like to take this time to send my hopes and prayers to our Canadian soldiers who continue to fight today. God bless you all for serving our country, and may you all return home safe. and to all of the sold...

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I feel ignored all the time, but who gives a rats backside :wah::yh_rotfl

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<r>Milly;1050303 wrote: So..... which car did you first drive? Mine was a little red Metro... nippy little thing that was... I loved that car My first car was a 1970 XY Ford Falcon sedan, 250 cubic inch engine, and three on the tree, was a great car, could crack 100mph wi...

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<r>Carolly;1012577 wrote: Watching tele just now they reckon that more older people are having sex:-2.........and that sex makes you live longer<EMOJI seq="1f615" tseq="1f615">:confused:</EMOJI> anyway....are you gonna have a long life;):D If this is the case Carolly, my funeral sho...

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<t>fuzzy butt;1050305 wrote: Amazing isn't it ? the quintesensal Australian male!!! Every one can see it's bad but the aussie male always says "she'll be right mate!!" hey your leg is hanging off .....................nah she'll be right mate!!!:wah::wah: Its my arm, not m...

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<r>CARLA;1049728 wrote: Neil and Fuzzy you know Nomie so excuse his question, he is compelled by a force we know nothing about. <E>;)</E> I'm glad you met and had a good visit. Neil I saw the picture of your burns take care they are awful painful for a very long time. :-6:-6 <b...

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<r>Kathy Ellen;1049465 wrote: I'm so glad Neil...you're a lucky boy, ya are....now be careful. I live at the beach also, I'll put up some pics in the Random thread a little later. It's rainy, misty and the fish are biting. Take care and be well:-4;) Thanks Kat...

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<r>Kathy Ellen;1049451 wrote: Oh, I'm so glad you met up......Mags lives in a beautiful area. Neil, I'm so sorry to hear about your burn....you poor fella...looks way too serious. Hope you're feeling better:-6 I am Kath, it wasnt as serious as it could have be...

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Odie;1048759 wrote: but you kinda look tied up in your pic!:wah:

Dont forget the morphine, :wah:

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Odie;1048675 wrote: poor guy, ouch!

Even with a crook arm Odie, you do have good days to smile about

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<r>kayleneaussie;1048629 wrote: know what you must be going through Neil as my eldest son got bad burns to his face when he was younger:( thanks for the on armed hugs lol....the beach is a great place to chill out and do your thinking. Glad you had a lovely visit with our fuzz:-4 We...

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<r>kayleneaussie;1048611 wrote: I meant his burns Spot...do you always have to be sarcastic:( I think fuzz is great and I am sure they had a great visit:rolleyes: We did Kaylene, she showed me where she thinks on the beach, it seems nothing out of the ordinary, but there are moments...

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Gday Kindle, welcome to FG

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<r>shelbell;1047097 wrote: Today is my 5th birthday...not my real birthday of course, but my clean time birthday. Today is the 5 year mark of me going from being an alcoholic, to being a recovering alcoholic. I know a lot of you know this about me....but I'm hoping that this can encourag...

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<r>Carolly;1045426 wrote: Yep Anna was a friend of mine....her best friend is Babs Windsor....they met when they were making Carry on Camping.Babs actually got her a part in Eastenders as her sister......Aunt Sally.....yep thats me...full of useless info:wah::wah:;)BTW....theres a picture of me on h...

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<r>Carolly;1044911 wrote: A friend of mine at the time used to be in On The Buses if any of you guys overseas know of it.I used to go and watch it being made and loved every minute of it;) I remember On The Buses, Reg Varney was the driver, and Doris Hare was his mum, cant remember ...

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the best comedic situation is the most unlikely place for a comedian to be, in the most serious situation :wah:

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<r>Carolly;1044526 wrote: As a child I just LOVED Norman so so much...saw all his films.Poor buggers in a home now and not well at all bless his heart. thats sad, I loved his bumbling ways and his facial expressions, I think the poms are the best at doing those facial expressions, t...

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fuzzy butt;1044468 wrote: Those pictures have made me cringe...............Looks very painful

Not as painful as it looks, besides, I had had a whole vial of morphine by that stage :wah:

MMMMMM morphine :yh_rotfl

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<t>fuzzy butt;1044436 wrote: Peter Cook = genius......................"football is about nothing unless it's about something" Norman gunstan And who could forget Norman on the steps of the old parliment house when Gough was sacked, what a place for a comedian to be and at...

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Have a look at my arm, enough for anyone to get a laugh :wah:

Just plough on Jimbo, it always turns around, or you could do what thousands of Irishmen and women did, migrate to Australia. :wah:

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<r>Only Fools And Horses, havnt seen that in ages, but the older bloke is doing Frost now, isnt he? And yes to Dawn French, love her in the Vicar of Dibley, that show is a scream :wah: And I reckon her husband is funny to, Lenny Henry, he always gives me a laugh, especially when he impersonates Tomm...

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Nomad;1043663 wrote: I get to drive it tomorrow. Were swapping cars.

But theres a catch. I have to wax it. Its the only way.

Sucker :yh_rotfl sorry Nomad, but it had to be said

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<r>Some of my favourite comedians are or were, the Marx Brothers, Abbott and Costello, Laurel and Hardy, Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Lewis and Martin, Benny Hill, Billy Connerley, Billy Crystal, Robin Williams, Spike Milligan (who can forget his tombstone, I told you I was sick) The Goodies, The...

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how could I forget, Daddy Cool, Eagle Rock :-5:p:D:wah:

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I would just like to thank all the people that wished me well in the last couple of days after my accident. Without the garden, I dont think I would have received that many wishes, so thank you everyone, and thank you Forum Garden

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southern yankee;1042251 wrote: i was a 2 year old teacher for 8 years:-5:-5:wah:

Did it really take you 8 years to reach 3 Sth Yankee?

:wah::wah:

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<t>fuzzy butt;1042215 wrote: OMG i'm transferring. Psychologically, based on past experiences My mind is pregnant.............That what the fear basis is. i'm remembering the fear and the up and coming birth on my own. OMG!!!! I'm psychologically preparing myself to what my brain is telling me is no...

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<t>mrsK;1042145 wrote: Morning Neil, Hope you are feeling a lot better today. Don't scratch the itch or you will be in trouble.:-6 Good advise Mrs K, BUT THE TEMPTATION, it is really starting to drive me mad, but somehow I will cope, cant scratch anyway, I have...

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kayleneaussie;1042153 wrote: Hope your feeling better soon Neil:-4

Thank you Kaylene, I think the worst time is the first week, then the itching starts :wah: Oh wont that be fun

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<t>Lon;1042167 wrote: That's no doubt true, but I do understand the needs of a child, and who is the most important one to consider? The needs of the mother or the child? I would say both as the mother is the prime caregiver in a childs formative years. They still have needs whateve...

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<t>Lon;1042127 wrote: Take a hot bath---------from all your prior postings that I have read I would not at all encourage you to have another child. That might take care of a need that you have, but would not take care of a need another child would have. Yeah good one Lon, that will ...

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Chezzie;1041864 wrote: Fuzzy we want pics of you measuring the hutch by doing bunny hops:wah::wah::wah:

Now I would like to see that Chezzie :yh_rotfl it would make a

picture indead

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Was only a problem last night, been sleeping pretty well

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<r>Chezzie;1041963 wrote: Thanks for sharing this emotive problem Neil, a smiley shared is a treasured moment thats for sure:D My Molly is ok, little tired and sore but ok, hows u poppet?:-4 I get better every time I look at your mary claus there :yh_rotfl Didn...

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<t>Chezzie;1041540 wrote: Who rearranged them?:D Its taking me ages to find the one I want:sneaky: Its like when you go to the supermarket and they decide to move everything and it takes you twice as long to do your shop and you always get home to find you forgot something:D:D:...

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<t>southern yankee;1041948 wrote: You know the old saying. Be grateful for what you have. Then why do most people want MORE. Or better. Or new improved?? Who knows southern yankee, maybe its just to keep up with the Jones', or maybe we just get caught up in the things that interest ...

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