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You know I really hoped that I would NEVER have to do this, but they've left me absolutely no choice.

The reason that I don't watch football is simply because I don't want to watch a load of men chasing other men. And people have called me gay for not doing so. How twisted is that?

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jimbo;1007761 wrote: thats a good one , see i told you you were funny :wah::wah:
What? Funny? I do almost everything I can to not be funny yet someone always finds what I say amusing. Twisted, twisted, twisted.

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watcher;1006859 wrote: Are they gonna be big enough for me?
I was quite drunk when I made this post yesterday the caption should've been

Not those little things again.

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A Fish pie, or two, as I wouldn't want veg, and a couple of large mounds of jelly for pudding.

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jimbo;1007699 wrote: no never i why join a forum to be funny and nice to people when you can be a grumpy gills
I just prefer to remain sceptical if that makes me sound grumpy then so be it.

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I always wondered why he was featured in so many comedy films I didn't know he was a comedian I only found out recently after discovering he was dead. So RIP George.

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buttercup;1007352 wrote: I was wondering if people who are popular on forums are as popular in RL?
To be perfectly honest I don't think that I'm popular in either Buttercup. Or at least if I am then I don't recognise what popularity is.

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jimbo;1006954 wrote: maybe no much good as a counsellour ,but how about a career as a stand up comic

:D:D
Are you joking?

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flopstock;1006933 wrote: Is this a joke I'm missing the point of or is this some kind of slam that would be even more offensive, IMO...

I've forgotten what IMO stands for?

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Barman;1004482 wrote:
Are they gonna be big enough for me?

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<t>jimbo;1002244 wrote: how do you judge your fg rplies When I post a thread of my own the replies are generally good but I seem to rarely get any responses from posts on other peoples threads I'm not sure what the meaning behind this is but obviously I'd not be much good as any sort of counsel...

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<t>Carolly;1006742 wrote: Ye but how comes some places dont charge these crazy prices......thats what gets me and tells me we are just being taken for a ride. Depends on where you go and when you go there. See in my shop we put prices of some products up one week and then they might go down the...

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<t>Odie;1006659 wrote: When I see white wanabees walking down the street with their pants hanging off their ass! really, does anyone really like that look?:-5 Look Odie if you wanna have the last word, there's a thread or two for that. And pants over here are male underwea...

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<t>Hope6;1006553 wrote: it's no joke believe me, i get really upset when i see people teasing other people, when i was a child in school i used to defend the smaller children against that sort of thing whenever i saw it! Thanks Hope your penchant for naming yourself is as beautiful as your atti...

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Nomad;1006562 wrote: I agree with you.

Except for people with really bushy eyebrows.

I think its ok to make fun of them because they look like cavemen.
Right, should I change my name to ug or og then? Because seriously I do have really bushy eyebrows.

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jimbo;1006541 wrote: i would never want to be mean to ayone but a bit of playfull tesing makes the world go around ... you only pull the pigtails of the one you love

:)
Then I don't love anyone. And I haven't got pigtails.

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Ian;1006529 wrote: Do you mean a russian version of Yes Minister(yes comrade)?

Boris Yeltsin would be such a character

This I would live to see...
Seconded!

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<t>Hope6;1006512 wrote: There is nothing that would make me want to make a joke of anyone! i wasn't raised that way, in our house you never made fun of anybody! now my daddy loved to tell funny stories and jokes, he was a very happy guy, but they were never the type to make fun...

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<t>spot;1006488 wrote: Once you get into a loop like that you're stuck, I'd have thought. John Major's renowned for that sort of instructive joke, I've no idea why."Prime Minister, the palace's response to the Joint Protocol Committee's update for state funerals arrived this morning".<br/...

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<t>spot;1006469 wrote: To illustrate or educate, invariably. John Major was much like that too:"Prime Minister, we've just heard, the Americans have landed on Mars". "What? All of them?" "No Prime Minister, the probe they launched last October. It's landed". "The las...

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I'm not going to say anything yet in case you decide to copy me.

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Cause I've been alone for far too long. And I'm not just talking about no partner I have no friends outside of work and I hardly ever speak to my family either because they're all annoying or live too far away. And no they're not annoying because I drink.

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Shell if I'd realised you were going through this I'd have been a little more careful of what I said on this forum I thought that 'Psycho ward' thing was a joke.

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<t>Galbally;1002946 wrote: The love of money is the root of all evil. Thats in the bible Near the bit about the Dinosaurs. Honest, ask Sarah Palin. :rolleyes: Is that why the american dollar says "In g...

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<t>I'd immediately move to America not sure which area but the house I lived in would have to be fully detached, no garden, just a large patio area with a stage for any bands I book. Big games arcade inside, indoor pool (I'm even thinking of how to save money when it's no object.) Haven't got many w...

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I can't remember whether getting older bothers me or not. But, urmm... What was I talking about?

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<t>1819 John Ruskin (author) [Who?] 1828 Jules Verne (author) [Cool] 1920 Lana Turner (actress) [urmmm, good looking, but a little off in her choice of roles] 1925 Jack Lemmon (actor) [Urrmm, ... .... !?] 1931 James Dean (actor) [Rebel without a cause. Can...

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<t>Nomad;1001676 wrote: Why would it be odd to have no malice towards foreigners ? Its a beautiful thing but to make a point of not being biased towards other cultures shouldnt really be a point at all, rather I think its the norm and the bigots are the exception. The point that I'm ...

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Most people seem to find it a little odd that I bear no malice of any kind to foreigners. It's just never bothered me even when I was in middle school there was a refugee from somewhere or other the other kids were telling me about and I've just gone "yeah, so?"

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<t>Here's something a little random for ya. Many years ago I bought some piece of jewellery for my youngest sister as a joke for her birthday because it spelled out the word bitch on it and I didn't understand why she was pleased with it until a few years ago when I finally got broadband of my own I...

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Well I could be tidying my flat, or out enjoying the sun, or doing the laundry, there's no real SHOULD about it. Because I can do what I want, when I want and how I want.

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<r>JAB;995820 wrote: Some 401k humor... <E>:D</E> If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. ...

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<t>Where's Samuel S Samuelson when you need him? watch these if you don't know what I'm talking about Down and out in the whitehouse part 1 Part two Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 It's a good idea to read the info t...

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<t>Middle of three, older brother, younger sister, I'd often accept the blame for things the other two had done just to stop whatever punishment had been bestowed on all three of us at that time (I was hungry and annoyed that whichever of the other two stubborn gits had done whatever it was they'd d...

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BTS;995485 wrote: Hey...............It is the LAST legal suicide we got
Uhhh what about alcohol?

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<t>spot;995045 wrote: "People smoking 85g of rolling tobacco a week over a 10-year period are also eligible for the policy"? Blimey. Even when I smoked rollies I never managed more than 25g a week (that's an ounce for the metrically-challenged). It's difficult to imagine enough minutes in the day to...

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<t>Smokers hit the pension jackpot, with one snag: it is only because they die earlier Smokers are being offered better pension payouts because they die earlier The advantages of smoking do not exactly fill a long list in comparison to the health woes, cost and inconvenience ...

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I wake up to this track every morning

Lita Ford: Hungry

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<t>gmc;994040 wrote: Guess who set the train in motion in this country that has led to the present situation. De-regulating finance markets, and turning mutual building societies in to banks is all very well, letting them have a free for all without regard for the consequences for everyone else is a...

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I think I've found my second home.

All watcher oldies but goodies.

Doro Pesch: Bad Blood.

Only criticism about this thread is that most of the tracks aren't titled

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<t>gmc;992692 wrote: B*llocks. Remember the poll tax riots? They were the worst riots seen in London for decades, the first thing John major did was do away with the poll tax as it finally got through to even our thick politicians that we wouldn't accept it and just how much of a liability she was. ...

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<r>gmc;992429 wrote: Oh great let's. mass unemployment, the police being politicised, interest rates in double figures (yes that's right the mortgage rate was almost double what it is now) <URL url="http://www.moneyextra.com/dictionary/Interest-rate-history-003455.php"><LINK_TEXT text="h...

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Alls I can say is bring Maggie back!

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I heard facebook was like myspace so I never went there.

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<r>SuzyB;990901 wrote: My Brother got burgled last Wednesday in the early hours of the morning, the 5hits that robbed them took their family car, 50 inch plasma, mobile phones, purse, bank cards, laptops, then not content with that lot went upstairs where my Brother, Sister-in-law and my Niece and N...

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<r>flopstock;991339 wrote: Is it possible that some was taken while no one was around and that they came back for the big stuff later after no one apparently noticed? It just seems weird that someone knew where to hit in each room in the dark... you could take a lot out of my house without me notici...

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CARLA;991278 wrote: It seem they knew the house and that is scary. They knew how to get in and out fast. :-5 I'm sorry this happened Suzy I hope they find the creeps and soon.
and quietly!

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Hang on... If you're along for the ride in a room, is your house being transported somewhere?

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<r>kayleneaussie;991927 wrote: well what is yorkshire pudding then<EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI> Basically a yorkshire pudding is a smaller version of the hole that has the toad in, only a yorksire pudding hasn't got a toad in it, but goes perfectly with roast beef. <b...

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