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You can't make this crap up!

Only in Florida. It must be the heat...

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<t>Galbally;839516 wrote: That is hilarious, that would never happen here, that politicians would sit their and laugh while they were getting the p*ss taken out of them something rotten. Great! Isn't he brilliant! Bush's face is priceless. Colbert is a real gem. In the early days, h...

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13 MOVIES WITH CHILDREN IN A MAIN ROLE

1. I Am Sam

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<t>13 SONGS ABOUT SPRING 1. Spring Affair - Donna Summer 2. Spring Is Here - Carly Simon 3. Spring-heeled Jim - Morrissey 4. Celtic Spring - Van Morrison 5. Springtime for Hitler- The Producers 6. Cant Stop The Spring - Flaming Lips<...

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<t>13 FAMOUS PEOPLE BEGINNING WITH A 1. Andrew Lloyd Webber (Composer) 2. Alexander Graham Bell (Inventor) 3. Anne Of Cleves (Henry VIII Wife) 4. Alexander the Great (King of Macedonia) 5. Abraham Lincoln (President) 6. Austen, Jane (...

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<r>Sometimes I find English humor to be a bit elitist and dry. Sometimes I find American humor to be very slapstick and stupid. Toilet humor is shared ground. As someone else already pointed out, it is entirely subjective. I can appreciate comedy from both sides of the pond. ...

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:wah: Good find, Chezzie!

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LOL!

Hangin' downside...

Is that to the right or left? :wah:

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<t>People are so stupid. I think the obvious answer here is to create a new gang to reflect the child's multiracial heritage. The mother belongs to 'Crips' and the father to 'Westside Baller's'... The perfect compromise would then be, "The Bouncy-Ballers of the Crib's Westside." Initiati...

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COMMENT

Ah you beat me to it!

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I'm a surprise roll...

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Cute, Chookie!

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Bashful

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<t>13 SONGS ABOUT SPRING 1. Spring Affair - Donna Summer 2. Spring Is Here - Carly Simon 3. Spring-heeled Jim - Morrissey 4. Celtic Spring - Van Morrison 5. Springtime for Hitler- The Producers 6. Cant Stop The Spring - Flaming Lips<...

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13 TV SINGLE MEN

1. Jerry Seinfeld - Seinfeld

2. Alan Shore (Boston Legal)

3. Fox Mulder (X files)

4. Charlie Harper (Two And A Half Men)

5. Joey Tribbiani (Friends)

6. Greg House (House)

7. J.D. Dorian (Scrubs)

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Van Heflin

The Three Musketeers

Vincent Price

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<t>13 FAMOUS PEOPLE BEGINNING WITH A 1. Andrew Lloyd Webber (Composer) 2. Alexander Graham Bell (Inventor) 3. Anne Of Cleves (Henry VIII Wife) 4. Alexander the Great (King of Macedonia) 5. Abraham Lincoln (President) 6. Austen, Jane (...

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How to lure a candy girl

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13 SONGS ABOUT SPRING

1. Spring Affair - Donna Summer

2. Spring Is Here - Carly Simon

3. Spring-heeled Jim - Morrissey

4. Celtic Spring - Van Morrison

5. Springtime for Hitler- The Producers :wah:

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13 TV SINGLE MEN

1. Jerry Seinfeld - Seinfeld

2. Alan Shore (Boston Legal)

3. Fox Mulder (X files)

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13 MOVIES INVOLVING THE ARMED FORCES

1. Courage Under Fire

2. Gallipoli

3. A Few Good Men

4. Saving Private Ryan

5. Platoon

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Anthony Perkins

Psycho

Janet Leigh

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13 FAMOUS PEOPLE BEGINNING WITH A

1. Andrew Lloyd Webber (Composer)

2. Alexander Graham Bell (Inventor)

3. Anne Of Cleves (Henry VIII Wife)

4. Alexander the Great (King of Macedonia)

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13 Olympic Sports

1. Swimming

2. Speed Skating

3. Gymnastics

4. Figure skating

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<t>I grew up with rottis, they are my absolute favorite breed of dog. My dog, Carl, was a gentle giant. Weighing in at 140 lbs, he looked intimidating, but his sweet demeanor eventually won over the neighborhood. When I would take him for walks, people would cross the street to avoid him...

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<t>I've been lying in bed for the past hour or so, fruitlessly waiting for sleep to come. Everytime I'd roll over and catch glimpse of the digital, red numbers etched on the glaring face of my alarm clock, anxiety would wash over me, bringing to consciousness the rapidly approaching work day. How fi...

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<t>It's not ignorant, RG. The Law of Thermodynamics states that energy cannot be created nor destroyed. When we die, our energy has to go somewhere... It is my personal belief that it is transferred to the soil as carbon, which is then released back into the atmosphere. But w...

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Didn't you ever see that Simpsons episode when Homer gets a hair transplant from Snake and takes up a life of crime? I think the answer is a resounding "yes."

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You guys complain about songs getting stuck in your head...

try getting lice out!

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You're amusing me!

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One time I was shot in the head with an arrow up in the Italian alps. Oh, wait...that wasn't me, that was Oetzi!

Sometimes I get ear wax stuck in there.

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<t>spot;832523 wrote: That's Superwoman, you strange person. She's for ever watching me through walls unless I mask her out with heavy metal. Toys from China work, Black Sabbath's more fun. Even those who arrange and design deities[1] are under considerable stress in this period in histor...

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Family and Friends

Conversation and...

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Hi ducks!

Fish and Chips

Coffee and...

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Friends and Foes

Fun and...

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<t>God can never see a solipsist, unless, of course, the solipsist invents a God to which the ability is designated. But even then, it will only be the solipsist seeing himself as he can only rely on the contents of his own mind, thus God is nothing more than an extrapolation of his own imagination....

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<t>Have a lovely time, Pam! :-6 13 Cities Beginning With X 1. Xinghai (China) 2. Xai xai (Mozambique) 3. Xieng Khouang (Laos) 4. Xativa (Spain) 5. Xinzhu (Taiwan) 6. Xanthi (Greece) 7. Xirdalan (Azerbaijan) ...

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hot dogs and indigestion

hehehe

Beer and...

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<t>LOL Mustang 13 ways to conserve energy 1. Turn off lights when not needed 2. Turn thermostat down 3. Carpool 4. Use Solar Heating 5. Walk instead of run 6. Turn Power Off At Wall 7. Use a clothesline instead ...

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Or just improve the institution...

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A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. :wah: Don't mess with Texas! That must have been passed when Bush was Governor...:wah:

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Thank you, Kathy.

It is refreshing to know that there are those out there who still try to make a difference.

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<r>It's not just you, Galbally. I suspect some of the laws we have are nothing more than the outcome of boredom. In Pennsylvania, it is against the law to sleep on top of a refrigerator... but only outdoors :wah: <URL url="http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/pennsylvania...

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Isn't that lovely? Being celebrated for being different instead of ostracized. What a concept.

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<t>I work with specials needs students, and having first-hand insight into how the system operates, I can vouch for how poorly the state deals with these kids. I work for a state run school that hired me, someone who has absolutely no experience with special needs students or a degree in education, ...

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<t>I guess it's not all that misfortunate...she's being revered as a goddess! Baby With 2 Faces Born in North India Mother Sushma holds her daughter Lali at their residence in Saini Sunpura, 5... By GURINDER OSAN, AP 23 hours ago SA...

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I thought it was good one

13 Late Night Comedy Shows

1. The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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g'night!

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<t>Saving the best for last? 13 Songs about summertime 1. Summer Nights- Grease 2. In The Summertime - Bob Dylan 3. All Summer Long - Beach Boys 4. Summertime, and the Living is Easy ~ George Gershwin 5. Summer Holiday - Cliff Richard...

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LOL!!!

I'll beat them to it...

SCORE!

I just had to google Barry Humphries. 10 MILLION points to ME!

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Have you any wool?

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<t>(Gee Who Picked This Dumb Topic ) And the award goes to.... :wah: 13 AWARD SHOWS 1. The Academy Awards 2. Golden Globes 3. Tony Awards 4. Logies 5. The People's Choice Awards 6. Screen Actors Guild Awards ...

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