<t>WARNING THis is a long joke and I will not be held responsabile for the loss of your precious time reading it!<br/> <br/> So, there's a man crawling through the desert.<br/> <br/> He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and thro...

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 on the ground. Who gets it?



Nobody. The first four don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.

......post a picture of yourself for your avatar?

That was so funny! :yh_rotfl Good one red glitter

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I go second hand shops too. Thats where I have got them all from. I have read Dawn as well which was really good!

They are! Read the first 2. Reading them again. But need Seeds of Yesterday and Garden of Shadows. Then I have the whole series

I suppose I should take him the vets, but it is always bad news

.....Virginia Andrews Flowers in the Attic? (and the follow ups)? They are really good books. Would recommend it to anyone!

Yea I do! It is so funny! Stewie is the best!

I love it! I have saw all the episodes but still watch them on LIVING. I love F R I E N D S too

Its his belly. He scrathes with his back legs. Yea but I dnt want to take him to the vets. Its always bad news.

Hi, my dog keeps scratching in the same place. It has become really red. He hasnt any fleas coz I checked. And no tics neither. Can anyone help, thanx

minks;253795 wrote: Holidaying


Is that a word :wah:

:yh_rotfl I clouldn't stop lafing when I read this

littlemissgiggle;653368 wrote: Hi bear :-6

welcome to FG, do you like honey? :-2

or is that just poo bear :-3


:wah: I love them both!

It was here. Pouring but now its sunshining. Its a fact it will be raining in 5 mins

Pirates of the Carribean did it for me :yh_drool

It's a fact the weather doesn't know what its doing

Its a fact I have 2 eyes :wah:

Jk, but it's a fact I'm watching Vicar of Dibley

hi!

Get undresser, shave (legs and so on...) , wahs hair but leave conditioner on, face, left arm, right arm, body, legs, bottom and back. Then rinse conditioner out. I sing too :wah:

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I nearly spat my coffee out. That is too funny

Ah Thumper! :-4

Sorry ddnt know it had already been started :-1

I love it! Its great. I just started a thread. Sorry ddnt know u had started one.

Who do u think pushed Claire? I feel so sorry for Max. It must be horrible for something like that to happen.

Does ne one on here watch Hollyoaks?

Yea, I try not to use public toilets

<r>Because men smell! Only joking <E>:D</E> Womens toilets still smell. It depends where u are on about. Because in clubs, mens toilets are always cleaner than females toilets. Mind u when I was in still in school I had a part time job as a cleaner and the mens toilets were always cleaner than the w...

Thank u. I'm sure i will

Hi everyone. Im a newbie! Just getting used to the site :wah: