ForumGarden

joesoap

Hi all,

Such a shame the gunpowder plot failed:yh_rotfl

Sack the lot of them and appoint Joanna Lummley as President I say:)

paul

joesoap

Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though chequered by failure . . . than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a grey twilight that is known as Denwick :yh_rotfl

P.M.

joesoap

It is irresponsible to fillet fish whilst wearing any form of head gear and beware of the Denwick wild Onion :-2

joesoap

It is irresponsible to fillet fish whilst wearing knitted headgear :-3

Paul.

joesoap

<t>Many years ago when I worked at a big factory I stumbled across an amusing incident of similar import! One day on visiting the Gents, myself and two other engineers were greeted to the site of a man standing having a pee at the urinal (nothing unusual you say)? With his trousers around...

joesoap

<t>Depends upon the circumstances I guess? Their will be as many different answers as to why a man would shave down below as their are days of the year! On a personal level I keep it all "bald", as it is easier to keep clean and having nothing to "aim", with at toilet time it just works b...

joesoap

<t>Greetings Earthlings! I have hijacked joesoap's identity on here and am currently inside your computer as you read this. At the moment I am having sex with your fingers through your mouse and keyboard :yh_love Please mail me on too other earthlings because I am ve...

joesoap

<t>Hi RedGlitter, Thanks for that! I have never lost my sense of humor and if the first set of photos don't succeed in getting me ejected I show them my latest headgear:yh_rotfl Paul. RedGlitter;887106 wrote: :wah: That's pretty funny right there, Joe. Att...

joesoap

<t>Hi, As I said I carry a small wallet of the photos around with me; It never fails to get me ejected from boring parties or other social events that I have no wish to be invited back too:) On a more serious note to all Men you need to see the photos because I don't want anyon...

joesoap

<t>Faint hearted leave NOW:yh_worry. The first two pictures show the pre malignant spread of L.S. over my penis. second two are post op'. I still get phantom limb (penis) effects but nothing like the pain I was in for the year before I was diagnosed and treated. ...

joesoap

<t>I have a full set of medical photos of my penectomy operation and subsequent recovery; But I doubt anyone would want to see them? Mind you I carry a small set of them and a note from the hospital around with me everywhere just in case I get knocked down and the medics waste a lot of ti...

joesoap

Yes all the time,

My favorite dirty saying at the moment is "Good riddance to mucky middens"!

Paul :yh_rotfl

joesoap

<t>Watch out for their next "big budget", blockbuster! Multi-million Dollar Movie A world- famous production company has been on location in the area, filming scenes for a new multi-million dollar movie. Prude Lane Productions, whoâ€™s past works include â€œHoney, Iâ€™ve split...

joesoap

Look Who Just moved in next door;

Oops their go's the neighborhood

Attached files

joesoap

It would be grand if they just printed on everyones documents "citizen of planet Earth".

At least then we would see who the "real", Aliens", are:eek:

Paul.

joesoap

<r>gmc;769226 wrote: posted by joesoap So is it sikhs or muslims you dislike the most? What do you think about too many east european immigrants-too many catholics or is it just race that bothers you? Non of the above; I am a mongrel myself! My pos...

joesoap

<r>I cross ocean, poor and broke. Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there. Say I need to see welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, we send cash right to your door." Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy! NHS - it keep you healthy! <br...

joesoap

<t>Not much noted about this area but we did push the boat out at the Millennium! Bamburgh Celebrates Millennium The picturesque Northumbrian coastal village of Bamburgh has finally, yet spectacularly, celebrated the dawn of the new millennium, though three years and one month ...

joesoap

I reckon I could get banned no problem if I published the photos of my medical operation on here :yh_rotfl

joesoap

<t>â€œTurd Banditâ€ Caught on the Jobâ€. A man, believed to be the notorious â€œThropton Turd Banditâ€ was arrested on Tuesday morning after he was apprehended by several members of Thropton neighborhood watch. The man arrested is non-other than Mr. Rennie Scotick, 57, a highly respect...

joesoap

I thought I would take everything off and get some fresh air now next doors dog keeps following me around:yh_rotfl

Paul.

Attached files

joesoap

<t>Hi, My Mam had one and I was scared of it. Worse still my Aunt once put a tinned steak and kidney pudding in the oven to heat up without putting a hole in the tin:eek: It blew the oven door off and they were on for weeks removing impacted pud' from all over the kitchen. Fort...

joesoap

<r>RedGlitter;753094 wrote: <E>:eek:</E>:eek:!!! Lord. That is terrible! Why would they be proud of that connection?? That's unreal. Anyway, hi JoeSoap! Nice to see you! <E>:)</E> I must have been living under a rock somewhere because this is the first I'd heard of this type o...

joesoap

<t>Hi, I worked for a British firm which was later taken over by a big German company. It soon became evident that they were proud of their involvement in the Nazi war effort. So much so that during on of their "management worker chats", we were told of how the parent company were expandi...

joesoap

<t>Chezzie;751011 wrote: ever thought of plaiting it or cute braids:wah::wah::wah: just joking heh heh You mean dreadlocks? Had not thought of that; But hey you should see me in my micro thong on the beach in the summer, with folks trying to work out where things have gone:yh_rotfl<...

joesoap

<r>Not many blokes replying<EMOJI seq="1f615" tseq="1f615">:confused:</EMOJI> I had all mine shaved off for the operation a few years ago and after everything settled afterwards I debated with myself as to if I should let it grow back. I could hide what was missing in the "undergrowth", b...

joesoap

<r>It is not all that simple to claim benefits for disability in this country. The forms are over complex and Weasel worded. I was put off from claiming for many years although I patently could not work having little or no bowel control and having no penis (penectomy), means I need a spec...

joesoap

<r>Very interesting subject is our moon! <URL url="http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/viewarticle.php?id=124"><LINK_TEXT text="http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/vi ... php?id=124">http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/viewarticle.php?id=124</LINK_TEXT></URL> If it is hollow...

joesoap

<t>My Dad was coal miner (at the pit face). He was very strong and made the biggest bonus in the North East for filling tubs (small wagons) with coal. That was until a fall of stone nearly killed him. He was never the same after that (now passed on). My Mam was a housewife and did one or two part ti...

joesoap

Number 47 bus:wah:

joesoap

<r>spot;737415 wrote: It's a real bind at the moment, I'm not sure it's technically possible to do what you're ideally wanting to do. The reason you used those formats was the resolution of the film combined with the size of the negative to give clean enlargements on big paper. If you rec...

joesoap

<t>After many years of absence from photography I am thinking of taking it up againl But this time I was thinking of going digital. When i last did photography digital was not on the scene. I used medium format cameras (6x6cm) and a Linhof 5"x4", technical camera (all gone now). Spending hours with ...

joesoap

<r>Patsy Warnick;736282 wrote: How do you - or wher do you display all the radios? you must have a shop.. I have a couple of old tube radios - love 'em & they work.. - I love to have a old tube radio - RED one - most of my house is RED. theres nothing like them -...

joesoap

<t>Patsy Warnick;736142 wrote: Joe Do you collect radios? I have a couple oldies - love them Patsy Hi, Yes I collect and restore them (also restore for other people). I did 20 years in electronics as an engineer until I had to retire due t...

joesoap

Thanks everyone;

Feeling much better now thanks.

paul:wah:

Attached files

joesoap

Been so out of sorts repairing this little antique radio for someone. My wife said I looked "bog eyed", after doing the close work all day I decided to have my photo taken to prove I was not "bog eyed", at all :yh_rotfl

Paul

Attached files

joesoap

Eee whey ye knaa, Divint drop ya dottle on the proggy mat like!

(Do not drop your ash on the carpet)!

Paul:wah:

joesoap

<t>Yes I can confirm that it can indeed happen, as this extract from my local paper "The Northumbrian gadgee", will confirm. Rothbury Woman Explodes The village of Rothbury is in a state of shock after a local woman exploded early on Sunday morning. Mrs. Violet Thrung was walk...

joesoap

<t>Hi, Well I do 20 press ups with the index finger of my left hand then 20 with the index finger of my right hand; But to be honest it's having little effect and I think I look foolish keep pushing my eyebrows up and down with my index finger and I end up exhausted and have to lie on the...

joesoap

<t>Hi, when I get stuck for ideas I always dig out an old classic and put my "slant", on it; Never fails to get me started again. The Alnwick Lion and the Shilbottle Mouse One miserable grey fogbound morning, the Shilbottle mouse, while fleeing from the irate husban...

joesoap

<t>Hi, I reckon my Mum did the best one I know of! She was sick of tele sales calls about cars (She is 77 Years young and has never driven anything)! So in the end she agreed to have some brochures sent. They duly arrived and after about two weeks the telesales person was back on the phon...

joesoap

<t>If you know your family history then you can make a reasonable estimate of what may happen and decide from there. I was diagnosed with Lichen sclerosus et atrophicus and later it got so bad (Phimosis and degeneration), that I opted to have it removed. Doing some research in...

joesoap

<t>So this bloke goâ€™s into a pub and orders a beer. As he is waiting for his pint to arrive he spots a piano in the corner of the room. When his pint arrives he says to the bar man â€œDo you not have anyone to play the pianoâ€? The barman replies â€œNo Sir it has not been played for yearsâ€! To ...

joesoap

<r>Hi, I have used quite a few! I am all Mac here with a G5. The "microsoft internet explorer", for mac OSX is c:mad:p. I did use firefox for a while and it's predecessor mozzilla but these are now failing to do a good job. I now use "Camino", which is good and fast <E>:)</E> P...

joesoap

minks;712119 wrote: I love it.
Hi and thanks; I owe my "lateral thinking", to the fact that for years now, every sunday I take my mind out in the garden and dance on it :yh_rotfl

joesoap

<r>crazygal;712072 wrote: Happy Birthday Joe. <E>:D</E> Any plans? Hi and thanks everyone for the good wishes. I did plan to go to my favorite place, the "Barresdale Bistro". Luckily just missed the conflagration mentioned below so had to revert to plan B and go to the "Mole and comp...

joesoap

Hi all,

I never thought I would be still here but I have ben proved wrong:)

According to those who were there at the time I was not expected to see the week out back on October 23 1956!

Still here and making the most of every minute:wah:

Paul.

joesoap

Hi,

Sadly it is just the work of my convoluted mind.

Paul;)

joesoap

<t>Whippet Festival Plans An ambitious plan to hold a major international festival in Northumberland has been unveiled at a press conference this week. The Shilbottle Whippet Festival will be held in and around the village from the 23rd to the 29th of October this year. Thousands of peopl...

joesoap

<t>Archaeologists Find Coffee Shop A team of archaeologists from the University of Charlton Mires, have unearthed the remains of what may yet prove to be the site of one of the most ancient coffee shops ever discovered. Due to it's location, which is claimed to lie at the inter- section o...

Search found 155 matches