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<t>im never watching american idol again this season. it was rigged last night. the only true losers are the starving kids in africa.... think about how much money the fanjayas would have brought next week to help them.... i know u guys dont like sanjaya... but are y...

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oh trust me, when i get enough money , im buying a real gun and you bet im gonna apply for a license to carry a gun concelead here in texas... and you bet, if i see somebody threatening somebody with a gun , i will shoot them.

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<t>the whole point i guess behind the thread is the concept of "martyr" .... when zarquawi (sp?) was using insurgents to attack and blow up checkpoints and harm people (even behead his own kind) in iraq, thousands/millions viewed him as a hero. the media would broadcast him and show his p...

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<t>criminals are always gonna get guns. there's too many guns here in america. i could get a gun without a backgrouind check tonight if i wanted to. i support guns for everybody. imagine everybody in class having guns. you think if ur a killer ur gonna walk into a cl...

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<t>oh there are networks who are realizing that they dont want to air footage.. what nbc did was for footage... pure shock value. i would have more respect if brian wiliams read transcripts from teh video than never shown the guy. the killer wanted to be on TV.. he thanked eric and dylan...

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i like michael savage and glenn beck.

i dont like bill orielly

i kinda like that mark lupin guy? he has a funny voice.

im not really a conservative or anything.

i just like entertaining people.

oh and i like jim rome for sports

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<t>yes but now freedom of speech is what is debated about on youtube these days... i am a huge fan of youtube and i have been going on that site forever, but now people are starting to question about possible censorship on youtube especially with the VT shootings. should there be censorship? <b...

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and i know somebody is gonna bring up the censorship issue.

but seriously.... what diff. did it make to know if we knew what the killers looked like.

why would anybody give that v tech prick a chance to air his stupid video.

ugh. sorry. rant over.

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<t>i am disgusted that nbc news decided to show the pics of the virginia tech shooter.... they receieved the package first.. they could have set the standards and ran a message saying how they didnt want to give what the killer what he wanted... the killer wanted everybody to see him.. and NBC gave ...

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<r><YOUTUBE id="HBNBNxrrGb0"><URL url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBNBNxrrGb0">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBNBNxrrGb0</URL></YOUTUBE> i want to make sure before i take this guy on. maybe im getting my emotions involved.. you be the judge. reason why i think he's secretl...

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i dont get the big deal of trying new tricks to get a buzz.

just drink a few tequila shots and you'll hit the floor.

always has worked for me.

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<t>im fascinated with death (ive posted it on another board before).. y? agrhgrhhrhgrrghgrhgrhghg i dont feel right. i feel like a hybrid between the guy from american psycho and fight club. i've tried seeing therapists before, but not to brag, i'm too sm...

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Nomad;573922 wrote: Let them treat you like a doormat.

why?

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<t>yah i saw that yesterday. even tho im an american, i grew up watching Are you being served? and Mr. Humphries was my fav. character (besides Mrs. Slocholm and her ***** comments)....anyway, i will never forget it when he woudl say, "i'm freeeeeeeeee". God rest his soul and his teddy bear (i belie...

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Lon;572391 wrote: A quote from Pierre Ambrose Francois Chanderios de LaClos, who in the 18th century said "Revenge is a dish best served cold".

also by Spock in Star Trek 2 : wrath of khan.

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<t>RedGlitter;572396 wrote: That letter is poor for a variety of reasons; one being because if you're going to use words like salubrious, you should know how to spell the other little ones or it just doesn't come off. It won't matter that much in the end because it sounds like sour grapes. Perhaps y...

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YZGI;571951 wrote: I've never seen a bad boob, but my research is continuing.

you need to see tara reid's boobs my friend.

but still i'll never turn them down. lol.

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somebody drag greg onto here.:guitarist

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<t>LondonFan of MJ!;571880 wrote: I have received a letter today from my boss asking me to attend a disciplinary hearing with him next week, because I am not hitting my targets. The letter says the meeting may result in a dismissal. 5 years I have been there!:-1 I w...

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<r>almurray;571864 wrote: I need to get a young singer up the charts. Please listen and vote hot if you like her. <URL url="http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pageartist.cfm?bandID=655549"><LINK_TEXT text="http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pageart ... dID=655549">http://www.soundclick.com/band...

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i shoudl be cleaning my room right now. there i said it.:guitarist

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LondonFan of MJ!;571853 wrote: I have 4 weeks to find another job.:-3

be like me... delay working.... lol.

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congrats!!!!! (what is your name by the way), my name is parker.

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you guys are lucky. i love meeting people who i talk to online.. the problem is that i live in texas. im sure once i start getting to know FGers.. maybe i'll try to organize a texas meetup.

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newcastle ALE..

but since i live in america and everything is expensive imported. i have to settle with john adams. . or my fav. bud light (cause everybody at college drinks that )

but natural light (natty light) is so gross.:guitarist

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heavy sex and loud music :guitarist

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i agree with Koan, i think judas got the raw deal .

jesus knew about the betrayal

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sorry im a newbie here.. just wondering..

i never really belonged to a message board where they have more than 5 texans on it .

have you guys ever had a meet up or party? :guitarist

sorry if this is in the wrong section.

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i say about a month.

well it depends.. like if you are going on dates with the girl every weekend or every day... so about 2 weeks to a month.

or maybe that night? lol :guitarist :guitarist :guitarist

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i love everybody.. without diversity on this planet, the world would be boring :guitarist :guitarist :guitarist

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<r>Jenny;571817 wrote: Shut up, Parker.:yh_rotfl I'd like to see you tip toe around because your boobs hurt too bad to actually walk normally.:-5 But they are kinda hot when you're doin' the nasty. Is that allowed here?<EMOJI seq="1f615" tseq="1f615">:confused:</EMOJI> <...

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DesignerGal;571812 wrote: Men like them because they dont have them. You know like Vaginas, Menstrual Cycles, etc.

lol!!!!! :guitarist

boobs are so weird... its like.... when you take a girl's bra off.. its like you are exploring planet Mars or something.

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Jenny;571807 wrote: I don't understand why they're so fabulous.:-2 I think they're kinda ugly, actually. Big balls of fat in the middle of a girls body.. with nipples.. weird.:-2

HOW DARE YOU TALK LIKE THAT ABOUT BOOBS!! lol :guitarist

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ok i dont want to grow man boobs.

i thought moobs was some magical thing that was like boobs that you could grow at home like a plant or something.

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are moobs like boobs.... if so,.... how does one grow them?

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<r>Pinky;571791 wrote: Probably because you're male?:rolleyes: Has anyone ever grown moobs just so they've got summat to look at when they're bored?<EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI> what are moobs? im lost. sorry im american <E>:(...

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boobs are the best thing ever.

why?

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<t>LondonFan of MJ!;571775 wrote: YaY a thread from Parker!!:guitarist I get what you mean. I wan't to be a copper! I am too chicken though!:-3 Yes the handcuffs are a bonus:wah: i always wanted to be a police officer..... seriously.... i have muc...

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hahah you crazy brits.!!!! :guitarist

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<t>Pinky;571752 wrote: Beauty really is in the eye of the beholder...having confidence is the most attractive thing about a person. What I find works for me is making them drink until they get beer goggles, hehe!! yes alcohol does help out in any situation!! cheers!!! :g...

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i like porn because it shows creativity

lol.

porn is the biggest film industry in the world (im not sure if it beats bollywood) , but it is like 20 times or so more profitable than hollywood. thats for sure.

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<t>hey i posted this on another message board and it went unappreciated. for some reason they didn't want to hear it. but i'll try it on this board. oh man, this is the best advice on how to date a pretty girl.. trust me.... this could help people who feel they aren't good look...

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YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?>?@??!?! (sorry i couldnt find the red font)

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<r>YZGI;571721 wrote: I say put your caps lock on and go get em.<E>:cool:</E> thanks for the advice guys. HEY MAN, im gonna like you.. ur a cowboys fan. i was in dallas (i live in houston now), but i was in dallas when i saw the game where tony romo couldnt hol...

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DesignerGal;571690 wrote: A 300 pound guy would move a little slower I think.

yes and all the female police officer has to do is kick him in the baby maker.

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<r>Soberano;571682 wrote: Got my wife to put on a police uniform once, she handled me very well indeed. I don't think the army uniform quite does it.<E>:D</E> hahah yah i was waiting for a handcuff joke or something along those lines. but as far as the midwife ...

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<t>if your getting picked on the net all the time by a couple of people and you couldnt strike back before.. but now u've reached a boiling point and enough is enough...... should you strike back? its sad cause i just keep getting picked on the net.. and i hate turning the other cheek......

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<t>not to be sexiest, but i dunno if women make the best cops. i mean, what if there's a 300 pound man charging them. and they are isolated in a hand combat to combat scenario. plus guys flirt wiht them and stuff. and for soldiers, would they be good on the front line? <br...

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who doesnt like porn?:guitarist

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yah i saw the video. yikes. thats terrible!

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