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koan;549381 wrote: I've lived through what you describe, Pinky.

Me too hun..... got the scars to prove it.

Whilst I'm not here to cast judgement on anyone, believe me, I would not be half as charitable as Hammy.

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Awwww bless you!

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SuperPowerChina;548618 wrote: lalala!

I love China more than you do! :-4

In fact I don't think you love China at all! I think that you only tolerate China!

:wah: :wah:

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<t>helefra;547319 wrote: Thanks for that bit of advice, El. I have considered the person who oversees everything but as I have been covering for over a week, I thought I would wait and see. I am planning on doing something about it if nothing changes by the end of this week, I just want to see if an...

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<t>I don't think she looks sexy at all in the second picture, in fact I don't think she looks much at all. I don't think this is down to the hair though. It's down to her confidence. For all the wonderful PR done for her on this subject, I really dont see that she has confidence and feels...

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<r>helefra;547307 wrote: Good handling with your colleague El, I think I may have to resort to threats with mine. Perhaps I will try sitting her on a nuclear weapon and tell her to change or else. <E>:D</E> Seriously, some people are just born complainers, and will remain so as long...

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<r>coberst;547199 wrote: Elvira 'Conjecture' like many words has more than one meaning. 'Conjecture' also is defined as--a proposition before it has been proved or disproved. Popper uses the word constantly in his books. Karl's vocab is of no relevance to this thread. Tha...

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<t>helefra;547294 wrote: I can usually get along with many people but I have to cover someone who is on maternity leave and the colleague at work is very miserable and moany. I tried to be pleasant but instead all I get is a "Oh I told you that before" or "Thank you for that . . . . . (moan moan)". ...

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<t>coberst;547127 wrote: Diuretic Yes, I am sure there are still a few liberal arts colleges and some who teach the Great Books. I see no evidence of their graduates on these forums however. At my school the favorite bumper stick was "Before I came to college I could not spell ...

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<t>coberst;546156 wrote: Elvira My evaluation of our (US) educational system is based upon my 18 years of formal education, the years of education of my five children, the years of education of my seven gradchildren, and the give and take of three years of posting on Internet forums. I ha...

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<t>Well, it's in writing now, and you've put your name to it, which means my lovely, that you and I have a contract now! I demand that you uphold your end of the contract by being yourself now matter what. If I don't like it I shall put you on ignore........ But of COURSE I sha...

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<t>coberst;546046 wrote: Having our cake and eating it too I grew up in a small town in Oklahoma at a time when it was not completely unexpected to see horses used to pull wagons and plows. These horses were fitted with a head harness that placed leather shields next to their eyes that pr...

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<r>jimbo;546021 wrote: yes ' buddy most people say i'm the biggest wanker they have ever met , and i'm fighting women off with my ugly stick <E>:D</E> Yes, but they're not coming after you because they like you, they're coming after you to give you a punch in the ear for being so bl...

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Galbally;545967 wrote: Come on, put your accents on this thing, I love listening to weird foreign accents! :-6

Pinky! A bit of wurzelness please! :wah:

Gosh daarrrling, it's raally moortifyingly difficult to put an accent in writing isn't it?

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<t>K.Snyder;545498 wrote: Yes, Upon being able to actually get up the mountain, they would then have trouble getting back down,..well...not trouble, but they would be getting down the mountain rather quickly - faster than they would prefer... ok - so you've taken this to...

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Soberano;545493 wrote: My wife is called susie as well you see, thought i would just clear that up.

Gotcha - all cleared up...

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Soberano;545484 wrote: OK back on topic.

Jimbo, what good excuse would you use if you forgot to buy your wife/girlfriend a birthday present?

Quick!

More importantly, have you got Suze a valentine's day pressie?

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I wondered for a while why mountain goats didn't just evolve with two legs longer than the other two, so that they could walk round the mountain with no bother.......after contemplation I realised they would only be able to walk round the mountain one way.

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Soberano;545475 wrote: My wife is gonna have to wash it tomorrow and it is her birthday, look what you gone and done.

I'm sure the shiny new saucepan you bought her for her birthday will cheer her up again.

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They've never asked for a chat with me.........I'd love to chat. I like a good challenging religious/thpiwitual debate.

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If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?

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If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?

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Soberano;545467 wrote: What the hell is the use of a log book once you leave school?

Just noticed Elviras last comment and spat carling all down me jumper.

tee hee :wah:

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What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

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What happens when an irresistible force meets an impenetrable barrier?

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Seems to me Jimbo's stumped............... or I'm the only one not allowed to play

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In response to all of your answers........... TEE HEE!!!!!:wah:

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<t>Galbally;545220 wrote: Its received pronunciation, which was once considered the benchmark for English usage worldwide, now of course standards have dropped somewhat. So RP is like "Oxford English" or the "Queens English" or "like wot theyy use'd tooo tawk loike awn dee BBC and dhat in the fivfty...

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Will your answer to this question be 'no'?

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If you cant measure it, does it exist?

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<t>SuzyB;545142 wrote: I didn't go out, Jenna not well and can't stop thinking about my Mum. Did you have a good time? When's N back? oh bless you. I had a good time, but got REALLY drunk. I actually snorted Zambuka, which burned like hell!!! N is back tomorrow. <br/...

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What is the answer to this question? :wah:

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How many roads can a man walk down before you can call him a man?

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It's probably stress hon, so the best cure is to try to relax a little bit. Have a nice long steam at the gym or something like that,

Did you have a good night last night?

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should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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Pinky;543598 wrote: You're an RP girl then El?

What's RP?

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People who know me, only ask if they REALLY want to know the truth!

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I'm really pleased for you, and have my fingers crossed.

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I'm off to pour myself a glass of wine and tart myself up for tonight.

This has been fun. i'll check back tonight/ tomorrow to see if any one else has posted dreams.

Thanks all - I've enjoyed this.

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<r>jennyswan;544187 wrote: Cool thanks, I lucid dream all the time, it's actually quite tiring but I've had some freaky things happen. I really have a feeling that the woman was someone else though. She was staring at me. Was weird. Thanks so much. <E>:)</E> The fact that she was st...

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jennyswan;544176 wrote: Hey G, I've often had the ship up the main street one. I also throw coins. Wow that's funny. They weren't terrorists though. :-2

Flipping a coin can signify irrational thoughts.

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<r>sunny104;544171 wrote: what does it mean to dream you're having sex with someone? <E>:o</E> I get that one a lot <EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI> , sometimes it's someone I have a crush on and other times it's guys I would never consider doing that with in real life!...

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<t>jennyswan;544167 wrote: I dream all kinds of weird stuff all the time. How about dreaming and being lucid in the dream and you're entering what looks lie a castle and down the back of the room I see a lady with dark hair just standing there and while dreaming I'm thinking who is this ...

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<t>Galbally;544157 wrote: Okay, what does it mean when you dream you are defending a ship that is able to sail up the main street of towns by throwing exploding pound coins at terrorists? Also, what does it mean when a semetic man is trying to buy your shoes in tipperary in a dream, : <br...

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<r>Galbally;544157 wrote: what does it mean when you are tied to a cross upside down and a crow is singing in your ear some kinda music while the building you are in is burning? <EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI> I have had all these dreams, and many others that are too w...

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<r>Galbally;544157 wrote: Okay, what does it mean when you dream you are defending a ship that is able to sail up the main street of towns by throwing exploding pound coins at terrorists? Also, what does it mean when a semetic man is trying to buy your shoes in tipperary in a dream, also what does i...

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