lol! Or just a keg of beer instead of a six pack.

YZGI;448962 wrote: I reckon that did not come out right.
I was reading between the lines.

Imladris;448942 wrote: Oh my god! I think I'm old enough to be their mum - but they're still quite nice!:sneaky:


I feel wrong just looking at them, I think maybe I'd be more use making them dinner and getting some fat on their skinny ribs.:wah:

tmbsgrl;448917 wrote: How do you like it here so far!! ? :-6


It's quite good fun.

<r><EMAIL email="pantsonfire321@aol.com">pantsonfire321@aol.com</EMAIL>;448503 wrote: Were off to Santa pod race track . Im hoping it'll be a good night they've got dragsters ballons , motocross ,jet quads, jet trikes , jet funny cars, monster trucks, wheelie trucks, stunt displays ,jet trucks ,two ...

I know, there's one with him eating sweetcorn as well. I'll see if I can find it.

You have a fiddle while Jimbo plays the tamborine?

Gosh, how honest!;)

:p

Well you can but the patio table goes on the wonk and wobbles when you try to eat your tea.:wah:

Damn, caught me looking. *blush*

YZGI;448901 wrote: I can see if I still fit into my redneck wife beaters uniform still. Wait I still have it on.


Do you play the banjo as well?:wah:

sunny104;448902 wrote: Welcome!! :-6


Thank you sunny.

YZGI;448899 wrote: You can run but you cannot hide. Oh And I love peppers. Jalapeno, Habenero, Anaheim, Pablano etc, You say we can get it in a spray eh?


I'm just going to have to get a cattle prod aren't I? lol!

SuzyB;448896 wrote: Is chocolic from there?


I don't know..lol

I will keep an eye out, it would be nice to know there are people on here who know the same places I know.

Thank you.

My partner asked if childbirth really was that painful while I was mid-contraction:mad:

Silly man, I told him it would be like him having to **** out a widescreen TV.

It made the midewife laugh so much she started to cry.

Marmite and bread again, proper bread that my mum used to make or fresh from the bakers.

I'd also miss dandelion and burdock.

I shall see if I can dig some out.

A plum..lol

Still at least it's not a bunch of grapes.

I think it's good for men to experience this, it should help them to appreciate their partners who have children and the ordeal we have to go through.:wah:

This is my desktop at the moment, it's so sweet.

Attached files

Ouch, may I suggest a doughnut shaped cushion?

Hamster;448858 wrote:



Jay..stay away from this guy and Nomad....:wah: :wah:


I shall keep some pepperspay about my person at all times.

:wah: It's how I met my other partner, he was playing in a band at my local and I developed a crush on him.

Uniforms don't really do it for me.

Now if it were blokes who sing in bands and have a bit of rockgod image then..:-4

Pinky;448844 wrote: Hi Jay!!!

Jump in, we're a friendly ole lot here!


Ok then, thanks for the welcome.

tmbsgrl;448842 wrote: Just wanted to say hi and welcome here!ing

Hi there!:)

YZGI;448840 wrote: Welcome J. So what are you wearing right now? You said we could ask.


On a day like this my Princess leia gold bikini of course! *





*This may be a lie.

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cherandbuster;448830 wrote: Jay

We are big on welcoming newcomers to the Garden

And we hope you stay around so we can enjoy your company :-6


Thank you Cherandbuster, I hope to stick around.

Hamster;448828 wrote: Hiya and welcome!! I am in Yorkshire..where are you??? :-6


I'm in hertfordshire. Though have family and friends in Yorkshire, I know some parts very well.

Gosh that was quick, I didn't expect a reply that quick!

Thank you for your welcome, I was half expecting this to be a tumbleweed thread..lol

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My name is Jane (Jay for short, hence the username;) ) and I'm 30 years old and come from the UK. I have 2 children and I'm ...