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Turn right at Shrewsbury an she'll be OK Bruce.

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To be fair................it was pretty much a ruin anyway.

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Here, from Turkeys (the birds) to Mithras in 8 pages is a bit slow.

Can't we hurry it up a bit?

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Pinky;499110 wrote: It'd be the worst thing I've done in church yet

Amateur. I went into a church once -

then it fell down.

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They'll deny it of course.

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Actually Pinky, the whole early Christian church was based on (stolen) Mithraic rituals.

It even still exists in such offshoots of Christianity as the various Baptist churches. The total immersion in water which they use is a corruption of the Taureum of Mithras.

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Pinky;499092 wrote: Go for something that at least looks classy.

Does that explain why I'm single (again)?

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Butter!!!!

You forgot the bevvy!!

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Galbally;498775 wrote: ....and St. Brendan, sure didn't he discover America himself, but there was no Whiskey there so he came back.

Lots of people discovered America - but Columbus was a teetotaller so he remembered where he'd been.

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No he wasn't - he was a Briton from Strathclyde.

(St. Patrick I mean).

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Clootie Dumpling

If you're stumped ask Bcup.

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chonsigirl;498352 wrote: :-3 Wow, stupidity reigns in that man's mind!

What mind?

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Ah'm gaunny get pelters for this, but- " A man's man is a man who knows the proper place for a woman - the kitchen"

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but.....................

Solstice greetings to everyone.

Solas is sonas.

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Blootered

Stocious

Hammered

Buckled

English

Guttered

Tired and emotional

Steamboats

Relaxed

Feeling no pain

etc

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Correct - it's now called Capitol Hill

but you lot are a Bloody Rotten Audience

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<t>Pinky;492907 wrote: 'Heathen' is more commonly used to refer to someone who doesn't believe in Christianity, ..........., like you're sub human if you don't! Chookie is a heathen - but ahmunrae sub-human. By the ways folkses, the solstice was on the 22nd not the 21st )...

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Where is Jenkins Hill?

ClueL:- It's in the lower 48

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There are only two (2) ways to deal with hangovers -

1) No drink whatever at all.

OR

2) Stay pissed at all times

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<t>A update Antisocial personality disorder - We Wish You a Merry Christmas, a Long, Long Way Away From Here Psychotic personality - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Cut Out Your Liver And Burn Down Your House Drug-addicted - Angels We Have ...

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<r>OzBoy;491077 wrote: Got this one on hotmail last week. An Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded."W...

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6' anna wee bit.

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<t>And God created Woman, giving her three breasts. God spake to the Woman thus:- â€œ I have created thee as I saw fit, is there anything thou woulds't like changÃ¨d?â€ And Woman spake in this manner - â€œGod, I am not made to birth whole litters, I need but two breastsâ€.<br...

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Ansd you believe him?

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Don't mess with my toot toot.

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<t>A couple of tourists are after being out for a stroll through the beautiful French countryside when they are after seeing an ancient Frenchman looking over a hedgerow into a field, being nosy buggers, we took wirsels ower furra looksee. It seems like a perra (substantially younger) shooman beins ...

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Who Jim?

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But if you use a smiley you give the game away. Teasing assumes a certain level of sophistication - no, wrong word - knowledge is maybe better, in the teasee.

And as for that ludicrous claim that God is English!!!!!!!!!

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<t>A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He...

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koan;485382 wrote: I think it just laughed at me.

Are you sure it's a computer - it's not some alien entity that is trying to take over your life?

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The solution is to buy, steal or otherwise acquire a sizeable hammer and place where the recalcitrant device (mouse, computer or other half) can see it.

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<t>Novelty;485336 wrote: scott hastings real dave and troll The person posting under the above names are unwelcome contributors. Please avoid any response to their posts. In other words, don't feed the trolls. Thank ...

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<t>RedGlitter;485129 wrote: You may be surprised by this but I'm actually aware of people in my country being poor. I have been there myself. It's not just Bush. It's been this way with many presidential administrations. We hand out money to others when we have old people in snow countries with no h...

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L'chaim Danieeeel, ceud mile failte.

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You bit me!

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Yeahhhhhhhhhh, but them is fruit bats not vampire batses.

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Ouch.

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Can I ask a question here? This AA qualification, what is it?

By the way, I have a post-graduate qualification from the University of St. Andrews and I am still an eejit.

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<t>So far, all your (Ned Coed) posts on this thread have been utterly naive and terrifyingly simplistic. From the phraseology you have utilised, I percieve you as yet another (very) young American with an overly romantic view - and, indeed, version of Scottish history. No nations' or peop...

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He's a cab.

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<t>ned coed;477473 wrote: buttercup your history is so flawed...........MURDER UNDER TRUST. they were my people and that act.........will never be forgotten. This is bullshit. As a Domnallach with a deep and abiding interest in history, I can categorically assure you tha...

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A nice malt, or sangiovese - sometimes I'll have a pint of cider or a real ale, or even a Guiness or a Murphys.

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Ask why that cretinous poodle (Blair) is after wanting a new generation of nuclear missiles.

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<t>Bill Sikes;470072 wrote: Have you a good reference to the figures? Sorry to take so long, but I mislaid the info. (There's quite a bit) I list the ten most common questions or objections raised by brainwashed unionists in Scotland: 1. Everyone tells us that...

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Only as a medicine.

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Pinky;473223 wrote: It IS very magical. It hits the nail on the head when it comes to what I practice!

Chookie, would you mind if I use it at Winter Solstice?

Not at all, it just requires a large donation to my favourite charity (me).

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<t>The blessing tree speaks loud to me, The older gods are there today, For never have they gone away, The blessing trees, the sacred wells, The cloth, the coin, the broken sword, With wine and bread, the holy word, The blessing...

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Great!! Anurra victim.

Hullawrerr daftie.

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chonsigirl;471897 wrote: Fa-la-la.........................

Deck the balls with bows of holly?

Would that not be a bit prickly?

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