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OzBoy

<r>Getting 50 cents off your Mum and coming home with bags and bags of every lolly and sweet in the shop window and still havng a whole 1 or 2 cents change for the next trip to the corner store - oh those were the days!!!!! <E>:)</E> Crikey I'm making myself feel old man! Stop it stop it...

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After hitting snooze about 4 times I get up, have a scratch, drink 1 litre of water, pee, shower ASAP, eat breakfast drink another litre of water and head for the train station although if I have a major hangover its sometimes a more dramatic start to the day

OzBoy

<t>Are you Irish? Yes Have you ever been to Ireland? Yes Do you wear green on St. Patrick's Day? yes Have you ever had green beer? probably but I cant remember!!! Do you make an Irish type dinner on St. Patrick's Day? No way man whatever is on the pub menu...

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I knew a lebanese chick years ago who Im sure used either an angle grinder or chainsaw to plough through her less then appealing fields of ...well they weren't fields of green lets put it that way! :p

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Imladris;575179 wrote: Eeew - soggy nick knacks!!

Perhaps when you chaps wring yours out to get rid of the dew drops then we'll start drip drying!

Hey it might even help countries crippled by drought!

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Maybe to help reduce carbon emissions, women could start drip drying

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I wear mine like Borat :wah:

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WonderWendy3;575142 wrote: Hey you, nice to see you!!:)

Hey you too WW

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Watching a woman applying make up can be so sexy to watch

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Oz here :yh_peace

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I need to think about this one

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All we need now is for some colossal potatoes to be unearthed and you've got the worlds biggest plate of calamari and chips!!! mmmmmmm calamari and chips:D

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<r>I live with some very strict religious folks who often come home from church with some random social or moral questions in the vain hope that they can try and understand my very liberal lifestyle and maybe just maybe convince me to stop doing whatever it is we're debating about. So naturally I th...

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<r>magenta flame;556722 wrote: Here's one that I'm sure every Australian on this board knows (even Ozboy way over there) Don't know how many of you overseas people would though, so here's a bit of an education <E>:D</E> <YOUTUBE id="n7TXBuVUQJw"><URL url="http://ww...

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Only 5!!!

1. Halle Berry

2. Mariska Hargitay

3. Jenna Jameson

4. Sara O'Hare

5. Megan Gale

And Kylie just so I can feel her bum

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Im a snake :yh_bigsmi

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Im 29, still debating whether I'll turn 30 or just stay 29 for another year

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K.Snyder;556322 wrote: My point exactly

So how do you describe the people who voted Bush in?

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crazygal;556279 wrote: Help, I have been pinching them, scratching and twisting and flicking. Now they're not just itchy they're sore. Any advice please or a spare pair of hands?

:-2 If I get asked this one more time today!!!! :rolleyes:

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It sure has been, this winter has been the strangest one yet although we did manage one day of snow!

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We had a quick down pour of hail of all things this morning in central London, now its a bright beautiful afternoon - why am I inside an office on a day like this?

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What about basic handyman/DIY courses, personal finance management, car/bike maintenance, metal/wood work courses

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Maybe if 69% of Americans actually got out of their armchairs and voted their views on their country and its future might not be so pessimistic, its so easy to complain and whinge, when in reality its just as easy to get up and do something about it.

OzBoy

<r>Sorry to those who do it but SMOKING!!!!!!!!!! I cant wait for it to be banned from every pub and club, shop, mall, cafe in the world!!! Living in London makes me hate it even more, since the majority of people seem to smoke like chimneys here in malls, cafes and pubs etc. I know there are plenty...

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<r>Whenever I travel through Europe I always jump on the net when I get home and download pictures of the city and sights that I saw, photography is not my strong point but I love taking and sharing photos so as long as there aren't any copyright or legality messages on the site I copy as many as I ...

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BH672;555939 wrote: Is it possible to torture a car?

Yep call it a Volvo

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I remember someon telling me once that their definition of pain would be described as sliding down a razor sharp knife on your testicles and landing in a pool of vinegar and salt water not sure how they came to that but it still brings a tear to the eye :-1

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Red;555193 wrote: you know what oz i love! b & j's but that has to be the ONLY one i cant stomach :yh_sick

The 'Oh my apple pie' is nice though

Really Red , cant say Ive come acrosss that flavour Im so looking out for it now - stay tuned!!

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<t>And one more for the raod God Im gettign home sick! :-1 I Still Call Australia Home by Peter Allen I've been to cities that never close down, from New York to Rio and old London town, but no matter how far or how wide I roam I still call Au...

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<t>And one more old favourite! Home Among The Gum Trees I've been around the world a couple of times or maybe more I've seen the sights, I've had delights On every foreign shore But when my friends all ask me the place that...

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<t>I Am Australian by Bruce Woodley and Dobe Newton I came from the dream-time, from the dusty red soil plains, I am the ancient heart the keeper of the flame, I stood upon the rocky shore I watched the tall ships come, For forty thousand years I'd been th...

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Has to be Ben and Jerry's half baked or cookie dough ice cream!!! :-4

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Yeah what the hell its almost 5pm here, no point in trying to work now Cheers!!!!

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Kathy Ellen;554354 wrote: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sorry Oz, HIC:rolleyes: . Had a little trouble finding some more pinot......here ya gooooooooooo. Have to restock today.

Crikey I may need to get a taxi home at this rate

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Not been here long hammy but I will miss your input in the FG and all our crazy discussions!

Best wishes to you and your family :-6 :-6

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<t>cherandbuster;554346 wrote: *Cher offers to refill the Pinot Noir so Ozzzzzzie can keeping chugging it down* Hic hic thanksh Cher! I think Kathy got down to her cellar and started drinking right there and then oh well the red's almost gone and the panini's are getting ...

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<r>Red;554335 wrote: so wont your boss be a slight bit miffed when you start glugging red wine with your lunch? <EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI> He sure will!! I need to bring in a sports bottle or something dont I, mind you this elaborate lunch hasn't been very we...

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*clink clink clink Oz returns to office loaded down with the good stuff*

I'll wait Kath paninis are in the oven!

Now just gotta convince my boss this is all somehow an important work related activity

OzBoy

Goldfrapp - Number 1

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Well they chose the right country to do it in, if they were in London imagine how much their congestion charge bill would be

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Red;554320 wrote: bring me back something nice pls oz!!!

No worries Red

Now how many bottles of red will this panini need to get washed down the plughole I wonder?

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Red;554304 wrote: god ------> :yh_drool

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

*Oz tosses soggy salad sandwich in bin grabs wallet and heads for cafe*

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Great pic Bill! hey that looks like my Uncles road train actually!!! oh no totally wrong colour

Imagine hitting a roo on an open speedlimit autobahn in one of those babies :driving:

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<t>I worked for the Commonwealth Bank for a few years and like all the major Aussie banks they have steps in place already as its been predicted that an estimated 30% of its total home loan customer base will be bankrupt if rates continue to rise, its crazy man! And to think there are companies who ...

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<t>Bill Sikes;554252 wrote: What is a really full on highway? I thought you were born in Birmingham or somewhere! No Bill thats just me slowly desecrating the English language! Im a true blue Aussie born and bred just living in London at the moment. Back home we still ca...

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<r>I add sunflower seeds to my breakfast and yoghurts. In addition to linoleic acid (an essential fatty acid), sunflower seeds are also an excellent source of dietary fibre, protein, Vitamin E, and minerals such as magnesium and selenium [6]. Additionally, they are high in cholesterol-lowering phyto...

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Excuse my Aussie ignorance but are we talking about a really full on highway or something else traffic related?

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1. Childcarer

2. Call Centre Manger

3. Instructional Designer

4. HR Manager

How I went friom wiping bottoms to brown nosing them in the cut throat corporate wilderness still baffles me!!!!!!!! :-3

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Toasted chicken, hommus, mature cheese and tomato sandwiches absolute heaven! :-4

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:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Im not sure whats funnier the whole cartoon or the the fact that a mouse is working at a roastery!!!!!!!!

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