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<t>KB.;675202 wrote: I have this tooth that has been nothing but trouble for two years now. I want it pulled from my head; it offends me. I went to the dentist today after waiting for over two months for my insurance information to get transferred to the proper location. The lab tech and I flirted w...

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<r>Mitch;675207 wrote: Please do, many of my gripes you have just listed too so" carry on regardless " ( from the film <E>:D</E> ) Good Topic this <E>:cool:</E> You've asked for it! People who don't know how to hold a soup spoon. Sthe spoon is filled drawing it away from you, the or...

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<t>pinkchick;675166 wrote: I've just been reading a post and I stumbled across a word that I really don't like! There are quite a few words I hate but......... Barf has to be in my top ten!! I hate that word:-5:-5 Anyone have any others to add...

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It's not a joke, but if you find your friend's bathroom is perfect in every way when you visit it, for a quieter and more discrete "poo", with no splashback, line the bowl with toilet paper before use. Nobody'll be any the wiser.

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Chookie;675114 wrote: Carry on..........

"Hey, I'm not made out of stone..."

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<t>Tater Tazz;675119 wrote: I had to have a stray cat quarintined today, he bite me on sat. The good news so far is that the cat will be kept in quarintine for 14 days. The bad news is if no one claims him after 30 days, he will have to be put to sleep. So, I told the animal control officer that if ...

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<r>SuzyB;670738 wrote: Probably make a profit <E>:)</E> My friend goes to boot sales to pick up bits to sell on ebay, she's raking it in <E>:)</E> She's doing alright, then. To me, though, e-bay is not the place to go shopping for a bargain. It's got far, far too big with just one c...

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Scott - I tried to reply to your pm, but you're clogged up. Clear your board before Wednesday. Won't expand on subject.

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<t>koan;670445 wrote: Where would you place yourself on a scale from 1-10 in regards to struggle and hardship in your life? Do you think the amount of struggle and feelings of hardship are subjective, that it seems worse than it is when you're going through it? I know with the late teen ...

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I've seen a HOUSE fly. Bloody thing landed on my food!:wah:

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<t>RedGlitter;670235 wrote: I'm very sorry to hear of her passing. Of course she was a real pet. She was loved and I'm sure gave you guys a lot of happy times. My mate, who had a mad sense of humour, worked for a time in a bird sanctuary which looked after injured and unwanted birds...

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<r>jimbo;670233 wrote: my daughter wants a guinea pig ... i just dont see the point .. they dont do much do they <EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI> i hope your kids are taking it ok <E>:(</E> Guinea pigs don't do much? I don't do much either, b...

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<t>SlipStream;670437 wrote: unlike the topic in the games section this one is intended 2b serious. ok lets see, I enjoy the past. Try this for good measure: Revelations ct9 vs. 13 - 21; "The sixth angel sounded his trumpet, and I heard a voice coming from theho...

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<t>I have just read a fascinating article on false memory by psychologist Elizabeth Loftus. Apparently she'd invited Alan Alda (Hawkeye from MASH) to her university and has shown him round the campus. She then took him on a picnic and offered him a hard boiled egg which he politely turned down, reco...

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<r>RedGlitter;660964 wrote: Like shaving with Jif....seriously..... <URL url="http://www.wackyuses.com/index2.html">http://www.wackyuses.com/index2.html</URL> In Cyprus, where there is a water shortage, my late father always shaved using the dregs from the teapot - it was...

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<t>buttercup;660834 wrote: Would you marry a friend to help them stay in the country? Shocks man! Marriage is meant to be an institution - Who the hell wants to live in an institution!?:wah: :wah: :wah: On a slightly more serious note, it's all well and good marring somebody to help...

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<r>Lon;657411 wrote: How would you like to be living five years from now, realistically? Same as I am now - living hand to mouth being crippled by this twisted bloody Government while at the same time having to support a bunch of parasites living off the fat of the land sitting on t...

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minks;658154 wrote: finally I know the name for otter dung :wah:

I thought it was called Ssssh ... you know what!

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<t>RedGlitter;657031 wrote: 33 Names of Things You Never Knew had Names 1. AGLET - The plain or ornamental covering on the end of a shoelace. 2. ARMSAYE - The armhole in clothing. 3. CHANKING - Spat-out food, such as rinds or pits. 4. COLUMELLA NASI - The ...

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I, Rob;656874 wrote: No, see, that's when the monster gets it.

No doubt his name was Puff - PUFF, I SAID, NOT POOF!

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I, Rob;656874 wrote: No, see, that's when the monster gets it.

:wah:

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

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<t>Ted;651825 wrote: I find it rather incredible that anyone would actually think the world is anything other than a sphere or close to it. Perhaps flat earth was a prehistoric invention. LOL Shalom Ted:-6 Ted, not that we need this piffle, but surely the easie...

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<t>It has probably been done a thousand times before, so if It has, please bear with me. Apart from Jesus, who would you most like to meet up with, and why? It doesn't have to be one of His disciples, or even somebody in the Bible - it could be Constantine, the first Christian emperor, it could be S...

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<t>iesous;646732 wrote: Number '11' has been with us from the beginning, just follow the site 11 and you are going to know why the Vatican placed the name "JESUS" instead of the real name :rolleyes: Not that old chestnut all over again. ...

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<t>RedGlitter;655133 wrote: What are yours? If you're okay with saying, that is. I have a hillbilly skinhead cousin who spent some years in prison for a racial assault. My family is riddled with alcoholics. I was engaged to an ex-felon. I have ...

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<t>maccat;655323 wrote: We all hope for a long and healthy life however this lady was heading for a double life when she passed away aged 122 years young. How long would you like to live for? I think after reaching the century youv'e had a fare innings. Jeanne Calment at the age of 85, sh...

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RedGlitter;655322 wrote:

Lord. What a thing to say to a kid!

Well....I was a guest at my parent's wedding. *ahem* :-3

It's a wise man who knows his own father! LOL!;)

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<t>RedGlitter;655302 wrote: I know this is a weird question and probably most people don't know. But being me, I asked my mom and dad once where I was created. It was in the front seat of a '57 Mercury. Romantic huh? I was a mechanic's daughter from the very beginning. :wah: Ev...

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<r>RedGlitter;655154 wrote: Buttercup and I were talking about the videos FG has of its members' photos. See here for the last one made: <YOUTUBE id="5LLzquDbtk4"><URL url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LLzquDbtk4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LLzquDbtk4</URL></YOUTUBE><b...

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maccat;652442 wrote: I don't think their are many genuine job opportunitys online. Believe me Ive tried out many.

Trouble is, it gets the industry a bad name.

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<t>Pick up almost any daily newspaper and amongst the job opportunities section towards the back you will find "Make $5000.00 a week filling envelopes." "Not to be missed - work when you want/retire early..." Almost without exception, every one has turned out to be absolute C R A P. Has anybody foun...

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magenta flame;649675 wrote: Ahhh see that's why I'm getting all mine ripped out. I had root canal work done and thought I'll never do that again.

It's like the Irishman who had to have all his teeth out. "Christ," he said, "Never again!"

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<t>weeder;648973 wrote: When I was 16, my two front teeth were knocked down my throat, in a horrible car accident, I lost many more teeth over the next 20 years because of the trauma. The roof of my mouth was fractured, and their was other facial damage. I have had every oral procedure known to man....

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<r>cinamin;649584 wrote: Today I had a mammogram done. Ouch, the woman smashed my precious boobs into a cold metal thing. It's no wonder that women do not want to have mammograms! We men would be far more gentle on a woman's mammory glands. <E>:)</E> <E>:D</E> <E>;)</E>...

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RedGlitter;644811 wrote: I never kiss and tell.

Thank God! We've got to be discrete, girl! XXX

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<t>SuzyB;649552 wrote: They can't receive your messages unless they have paid the fee, so don't take it to heart :-4 I joined but just to see who was there, as I didn't pay the subscription I am unable to send or receive messages. No, they've all paid up, because they put informatio...

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chonsigirl;649551 wrote: We are happy to know you, weinbeck.

Awe - you've made my day! I've gone all shy Lol!:D

:-4

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<t>RedGlitter;649384 wrote: I finally succumbed and added myself to Classmates. Only because I wanted to check people out. I found the guy I had been planning to ask to my senior prom. He's got 3 or 4 kids now. How come when I look at them they seem so middle aged and yet when...

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<r>maccat;649421 wrote: From the moment you step out of your front door, big brother is watching you. As your day begins you are caught in the glare of street cameras. Next as you make your way down onto the underground to catch a train into work, again you are captured in the lens of a c...

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<r>magenta flame;648908 wrote: If I take a still shot it comes out a bit grainy but mine is very clear whilst it's running on video . You can have sound or just type like on messenger. SO if you are on messenger typing to me and I ran the webcam you'd be able to see me. At th...

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<t>For some time I had been having a lot of trouble with my teeth, waking up at three in the morning, and wound up eating paracetamol sandwiches. During one stage when the pain eased, I nearly passed out when my wife announced she'd made an appointment for me to see the dentist. I felt physically si...

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<t>magenta flame;648719 wrote: I just got a shock and a half. A friend of mine was just talking to me and I looked away from the monitor and when I looked back he was brown eyeing me :wah: :wah: :-2 Anyone else had any experiences like that with webcam? I've never bought...

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<r>kazalala;648730 wrote: Have you won a fantastic prize like a Holiday or a Car? Or have you won a bottle of Sherry:wah: I once won a Mountain Bike. I only picked one number and paid a pound for it, and on the night of my birthday got a phone call to say i had won! It was cool<EMOJI seq="1f192" tse...

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<t>spot;647329 wrote: I bet mine fares no better then. There was a joke current in Norman circles about the low birth of William the Conqueror's grandfather. It was laughed off by William's great-grandson King Henry II when it was spoken of by Bishop Hugh of Lincoln, but I suspect the Bis...

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<t>Mia;647042 wrote: In England the yobs are desecrating more and more graveyards just for a laugh.Can you imagine the pain that it causes the relatives to see there loved ones resting place smashed to pieces.They can burn me and chuck me in the rubbish bin if they wish.Funerals are way too expensiv...

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<r>This one seems to have gone down like a lead brick! Perhaps not that great a number of people know the history behind the Battle of Hastings. In 10 66 William the Concuorer set off on a decisive battle from the shores of Barfleur in France to invade Great Britain (although God knows what's great ...

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<t>On the eve of the commencement of the Battle of Hastings in 1066, William the Conqueror is inspecting his men. "Who are you?" He asks one of them. The soldier steps smartly forward. "Anton Pinet at your service, Sir. Master lancer." He then faces the target, puts on a blindf...

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<r>buttercup;641370 wrote: Check this site out :wah: <URL url="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml">http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml</URL> Checked it out: by far the best one was warning - misuse may cause serious injury or death: stamped on the side...

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Bryn Mawr;641034 wrote: The standard one is the bag of peanuts with "warning, this product may contain nuts"!

I like that - this product MAY contain nuts - they could be right!:wah:

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I've just put on a meal for myself. A frozen packet of kippers. It's not a joke; on the reverse of the packet there is a large sign saying: WARNING - CONTAINS FISH. I'd never have guessed! Any other stupid "health/allergy" advice you've come across?

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