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by turbonium
Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:37 pm
Forum: International Politics
Topic: Where did chinese come from?
Replies: 111
Views: 122569

Where did chinese come from?

Wolverine wrote: nope. they're little, green, no body hair, tiny arms and legs, a big head, and great big eyes.

only 3 fingers.


Elvis owned a few of them.....



by turbonium
Sat Dec 03, 2005 9:20 pm
Forum: International Politics
Topic: Where did chinese come from?
Replies: 111
Views: 122569

Where did chinese come from?

Sure, LC! Join me in the Pub!
by turbonium
Sat Dec 03, 2005 9:15 pm
Forum: International Politics
Topic: Where did chinese come from?
Replies: 111
Views: 122569

Where did chinese come from?

No, I didn't. I just saw the thread title and couldn't resist putting in a silly joke (and a local joke only BC'ers would get, I suppose).

Btw, LC, Hi! How are you doing, my good friend? Hope all is well.
by turbonium
Sat Dec 03, 2005 9:07 pm
Forum: International Politics
Topic: Where did chinese come from?
Replies: 111
Views: 122569

Where did chinese come from?

I don't know where they came from, but living in Richmond, BC, I can tell you exactly where many of them ended up!! j/k
by turbonium
Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:55 pm
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: Continuous Story
Replies: 9
Views: 700

Continuous Story

<t>And then it hit him, he would have thought it impossible, but no, the monkey had yet again hit him in the head with a coconut! He quickly regained his senses, and began salivating like Pavlov's dog for a Big Mac,. So he picked up one of the coconuts, and with precise accuracy, beaned the monkey w...
by turbonium
Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:37 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: This is George Carlin?
Replies: 17
Views: 1604

This is George Carlin?

I had a feeling it wasn't Carlin's stuff, because he always puts more of an absurd humor into his material. And with more of an edge. It is kinda touchy-feely stuff here, but it's not as bad as Carlin makes it out to be, imo.
by turbonium
Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:18 pm
Forum: Societal Issues News
Topic: Racism
Replies: 117
Views: 6653

Racism

<t>Hi LC! Well, up here racism does exist (where doesn't it?) but the situations that arise are far less intense and on a smaller scale than in the US. The LA/Rodney King type of riots would have no chance of happening here, because of our different demographics and racial history. Past and present ...
by turbonium
Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:00 pm
Forum: Societal Issues News
Topic: Researcher Can Make All-White-Meat Chicken
Replies: 7
Views: 762

Researcher Can Make All-White-Meat Chicken

Mmmmm! Chicken!
by turbonium
Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:01 pm
Forum: Current Events
Topic: here's an idea
Replies: 13
Views: 2688

here's an idea

by turbonium
Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:05 pm
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: Tooo cute not to share
Replies: 6
Views: 760

Tooo cute not to share

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG Far you better read this and think a certain ex member from the next province over from me ahahahahaha OMG that is so B.C. and I don't mean Turbo either ahahaha
LOL! Got that right, minksy! I guess I'd be a Southern Republican if I was in the US! :D
by turbonium
Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:16 pm
Forum: Films Cinema Forum
Topic: What are the top 5 movies
Replies: 13
Views: 3588

What are the top 5 movies

Tough call, I like many I probably will forget here...

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

The Godfather

Amadeus

This Is Spinal Tap :guitarist :wah:

Wag The Dog :wah:
by turbonium
Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:05 pm
Forum: Fitness Nutrition
Topic: Stand on one foot
Replies: 37
Views: 3243

Stand on one foot

Left foot

Left handed

Wife left me

Left me with nothing

j/k! :wah:
by turbonium
Sun Aug 07, 2005 4:05 pm
Forum: Friends, Relationships, Advice
Topic: Good night All!
Replies: 12
Views: 1439

Good night All!

Sleep well, Acc! I'll have another beer on your behalf!
by turbonium
Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:04 pm
Forum: Work Employment
Topic: Home based businesses
Replies: 35
Views: 5846

Home based businesses

I thnk spammers are googling and this thread is poppng up on the search results. I tried it as an experiment and it did come up.... Get your gun, LC! :-5
by turbonium
Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:41 pm
Forum: Current Political Events
Topic: Guess the company....
Replies: 9
Views: 1761

Guess the company....

The only thing that surprises me is how low the numbers are! :wah:
by turbonium
Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:20 pm
Forum: Warfare Military
Topic: U.S. Navy releases terrorist
Replies: 4
Views: 1649

U.S. Navy releases terrorist

AaaHAHAHA! That's classic!
by turbonium
Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:48 pm
Forum: Members' News
Topic: To all my friends and acquaintances....
Replies: 18
Views: 1709

To all my friends and acquaintances....

Hey Far - I'd have you fighting beside me any time, my man!
by turbonium
Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:42 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Weird....creepy....I don't get it....
Replies: 46
Views: 2596

Weird....creepy....I don't get it....

<t>Far - your math skills have made you a bad contestant for the "psychic" ball! :wah: <br/> <br/> To simplify anastrophe's explanation, your answer will always result in 9 or a multiple of 9 - and all the symbols for these are always the same. 9,18,27,36,45,54,63,72,81 are always a book, or candle ...
by turbonium
Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:23 pm
Forum: Word Games
Topic: a-z peoples names
Replies: 2346
Views: 125060

a-z peoples names

Kelvin
by turbonium
Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:42 pm
Forum: Word Games
Topic: a-z peoples names
Replies: 2346
Views: 125060

a-z peoples names

Yancy!
by turbonium
Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:54 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Rednecks: The other side of the coin
Replies: 11
Views: 986

Rednecks: The other side of the coin

I like those BR! They are good points showing that just because you're a "redneck" doesn't mean you don't have solid character and honor. Good stuff!
by turbonium
Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:45 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Hey Ya'll
Replies: 8
Views: 760

Hey Ya'll

Hi tmbsgrl! Haven't met yet - how're things in AZ? HotHotHot?
by turbonium
Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:15 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Do you share your Birthday with anyone famous?
Replies: 39
Views: 3109

Do you share your Birthday with anyone famous?

<r>Sept.24 <br/> <br/> Jim Henson - Muppets!! <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> F. Scott Fitzgerald<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> Kevin Sorbo (Hercules actor)<br/> <br/> Phil Hartman (SNL comedian, actor)<br/> <br/> Linda McCartney (Paul's wife)<br/> <br/> That's about all the names I recognized - oh and Mean Joe Gr...
by turbonium
Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:44 pm
Forum: Current Events
Topic: Who's head would they cut off first?
Replies: 60
Views: 3011

Who's head would they cut off first?

<t>lady cop wrote: yep...you were trained same as me. there is no such thing as shoot to wound. the thing about this is they held the guy down and shot 5 times to the head, very sad, he was the same age as my son. so sorry, so sad. i really do feel sorry. why did he run????<br/> OMG! LC, why would t...
by turbonium
Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:41 pm
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: what's your astrological sign?
Replies: 33
Views: 3130

what's your astrological sign?

I'm a Libra!

by turbonium
Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:37 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: The road to Calgary
Replies: 12
Views: 1841

The road to Calgary

by turbonium
Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:23 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: The road to Calgary
Replies: 12
Views: 1841

The road to Calgary

Hey plazul - have a good trip. Are you meeting up with minks?
by turbonium
Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:35 pm
Forum: Photos
Topic: Commentary on the Photo Thread
Replies: 2314
Views: 66180

Commentary on the Photo Thread

Wow, minks! You don't look anything LIKE Einstein!! :wah:

Just proves - we have the hottest babes right here in Canada!
by turbonium
Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm
Forum: Political Humor Satire
Topic: Satire humor
Replies: 10
Views: 2325

Satire humor

HAH! Subtle, very subtle, my man!
by turbonium
Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:20 pm
Forum: Political Humor Satire
Topic: Satire humor
Replies: 10
Views: 2325

Satire humor

You're joking, right Wolverine? It didn't happen for real, dude! :wah:
by turbonium
Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:09 pm
Forum: Political Humor Satire
Topic: Satire humor
Replies: 10
Views: 2325

Satire humor

<t>Here's one more....<br/> <br/> BAD PLANET! JUPITER DOING SOMETHING WRONG<br/> <br/> Huge Mysterious Hand Keeps Pointing Angry Finger At Gas Giant<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> Bad, Bad Jupiter<br/> <br/> (Images Courtesy: NASA/Hubble Space Telescope)<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> Out There (SatireWire.com) ââ...
by turbonium
Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:06 pm
Forum: Political Humor Satire
Topic: Satire humor
Replies: 10
Views: 2325

Satire humor

<t>Checked out a site called satirewire - it's now only got links and old jokes as it's become defunct. But I thought I'd post a couple of satire "news articles" for fun, here's one.....<br/> <br/> RECORD 75 MILLION AMERICANS NOW<br/> <br/> PRETENDING THEY OWN THEIR OWN HOMES<br/> <br/> Low Interest...
by turbonium
Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:41 pm
Forum: General Music
Topic: Any songwriters?
Replies: 52
Views: 4137

Any songwriters?

<t>stevereanno wrote: has any one ever had any sucess with online music lessons?<br/> <br/> Please talk to me!<br/> Hey steve! Welcome to FG!<br/> <br/> Never taken lessons online or otherwise. I'm self-taught - been playing guitar for years. Feel free to ask me anything and feel free to post any cl...
by turbonium
Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:23 pm
Forum: Crimes Trials
Topic: how to injure a police officer
Replies: 117
Views: 7615

how to injure a police officer

<r>Jives wrote: HEY EVERYBODY!<br/> <br/> I got the home page of Clear Channel and the e-mail of the director of radio operations and KATZ radio:<br/> <br/> Go to this link and e-mail these people! <E>:mad:</E><br/> <br/> <URL url="http://www.katz-media.com/katz/GENERALINFO/Pages/contacts.html"><LIN...
by turbonium
Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:03 pm
Forum: Crimes Trials
Topic: how to injure a police officer
Replies: 117
Views: 7615

how to injure a police officer

<t>lady cop wrote: Turbo said...I'm fuming that these two losers aren't fired immediately for this crap. I think Americans should fire off protests to the station and its parent Clear Channel to take appropriate action immediately, or else a boycott will be started against this staion and other Clea...
by turbonium
Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:16 pm
Forum: Members' News
Topic: I need professional help
Replies: 16
Views: 1229

I need professional help

<r>Wolverine wrote: gimme that !!!!!!<br/> <br/> *screaming like a junkie in need of a fix*<br/> <br/> OMG! where did you get those watches???? I must have it!! <br/> <br/> "They gots my precious and I wants it BACK!":-1 <br/> <br/> AND you have the original introductions of he who is "The best ther...
by turbonium
Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:11 pm
Forum: General Music
Topic: Any songwriters?
Replies: 52
Views: 4137

Any songwriters?

<t>telaquapacky wrote: By the way, sometimes when I try to play an MP3 posted here, I crash. The first few notes play alright, but then it goes bonkers and starts repeating. Does anyone else have the same problem?<br/> <br/> <br/> Hey, tela - mine does that too, sometimes. That's because it starts t...
by turbonium
Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:05 pm
Forum: Crimes Trials
Topic: how to injure a police officer
Replies: 117
Views: 7615

how to injure a police officer

<t>Not just advocating it, LC - the article says these two a**holes "gave their audience tips on how to disarm and injure police officers." <br/> <br/> I'm fuming that these two losers aren't fired immediately for this crap. I think Americans should fire off protests to the station and its parent Cl...
by turbonium
Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:28 pm
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: if you could solve an all time mystery
Replies: 27
Views: 2325

if you could solve an all time mystery

Wolverine wrote: a few years bck?:-2

you are much older than I would have ever guessed.:-2
No - the Glenn Miller Orchestra - not with ol' Glenn still in it!

I should have clarified it by adding the "Orchestra" part.

:wah:
by turbonium
Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:07 am
Forum: Political Humor Satire
Topic: Oxy Morons
Replies: 8
Views: 1546

Oxy Morons

<t>Some others<br/> <br/> Auto Pilot<br/> <br/> Bad Luck<br/> <br/> Civil Disobedience<br/> <br/> Constant Change<br/> <br/> Crash Landing<br/> <br/> Crowded Room<br/> <br/> Death Benefits<br/> <br/> Daily Special<br/> <br/> Decent Lawyer<br/> <br/> Defensive Strike<br/> <br/> Defensive Weapon<br/> ...
by turbonium
Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:44 pm
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: if you could solve an all time mystery
Replies: 27
Views: 2325

if you could solve an all time mystery

I think how the Great Pyramids were built is my favorite puzzler.
by turbonium
Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:27 pm
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: if you could solve an all time mystery
Replies: 27
Views: 2325

if you could solve an all time mystery

<t>Wolverine wrote: Certainly! "Little Brown Jug," "Moonlight Serenade," and my personal favorite "In the Mood."<br/> <br/> He is an Iowa Boy. Clarinda, Iowa. Every summer the town has Glenn Miller Days. It is surprisingly a lot of fun.<br/> <br/> :)<br/> My cousin was the bass player for Glenn Mill...
by turbonium
Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:22 pm
Forum: International Politics
Topic: What if the US withdrew?
Replies: 27
Views: 2531

What if the US withdrew?

<r>Accountable wrote: Let's speculate. Call it a collaborate novel, if you must.<br/> <br/> What if the US suddenly picked up its marbles and went home? What if we unilaterally and unceremoneously closed every military base we have in foregn lands and called every troop home? Add to that the hypothe...
by turbonium
Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:04 pm
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: This is a weird one, folks, to say the least...
Replies: 12
Views: 1004

This is a weird one, folks, to say the least...

Accountable wrote: I'm not supposed to be getting into this so much, am I?:yh_drool
LOL Accountable!

It's sort of mesmerizing and creepy at the same time!
by turbonium
Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:01 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Collectibles
Replies: 28
Views: 2211

Collectibles

<r>My mom loves those too, LC. She has a long-time lladro collection (nativity scene, etc.)and another one of Christmas village collection (it's a known name but I can't think of the name off hand) that she has been adding pieces to for many years. <br/> <br/> I have a guitar collection, even though...
by turbonium
Sun Jul 17, 2005 10:27 pm
Forum: Members' News
Topic: I need professional help
Replies: 16
Views: 1229

I need professional help

<r>Have you got....these ones, dude? <E>;)</E> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> Sorry, that's like giving a 26er of whisky to an alcoholic - not helping your addiction! (BAD turbo! -*slaps wrist*):wah: <br/> <br/> I used to collect comics as a kid - I still have some. I assume your tag is from th...
by turbonium
Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:43 pm
Forum: Societal Issues News
Topic: Wikipedia
Replies: 4
Views: 1147

Wikipedia

I've noticed it too - it's odd to see a "reference" site go off on tangents like this.
by turbonium
Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:32 pm
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Hello ....I am Skeeter...
Replies: 9
Views: 443

Hello ....I am Skeeter...

Hi and welcome to FG skeeter!

by turbonium
Sat Jul 16, 2005 1:14 am
Forum: Warfare Military
Topic: Iraq Veterans Against the War
Replies: 25
Views: 2652

Iraq Veterans Against the War

<t>Not to this guy's exact case, but a general thought I had. <br/> <br/> We've seen war movies where the Nazis would pack it in, surrender to the Allies. Or just basically say "I vill not kill any more people for this madman" (meaning Hitler), and throw down their weapons. Of course, these are "dra...
by turbonium
Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:46 am
Forum: Warfare Military
Topic: Documents and explosives, a few simple questions
Replies: 3
Views: 1255

Documents and explosives, a few simple questions

The "Nice kid" had been to study at a religious centre in Lahore.
What does that mean, Bothwell? :confused:

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