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- Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:47 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Why Men aren't published in Dear Abby
- Replies: 5
- Views: 750
Why Men aren't published in Dear Abby
I"m not sure. But he sure got an answer from me!!! LOL
- Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:40 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Grandma's Idea
- Replies: 0
- Views: 596
Grandma's Idea
<t>A five year old boy comes to visit his grandparents and notices his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocker, wearing only a shirt, naked from the waist down.<br/> <br/> "Grandpa, whatcha' doing? You're weenie's out and everybody can see!" he exclaimed.<br/> <br/> Grandpa looked off in the...
- Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:39 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Why Men aren't published in Dear Abby
- Replies: 5
- Views: 750
Why Men aren't published in Dear Abby
<t>Dear Abby,<br/> <br/> I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what<br/> <br/> could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my<br/> <br/> wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I<br/> <br/> answer, the caller hangs up. M...
- Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:38 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Gotta Love Kids
- Replies: 1
- Views: 478
Gotta Love Kids
<t>1) NUDITY <br/> <br/> I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when <br/> <br/> a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was <br/> <br/> stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout <br/> <br/> from the back seat, "Mom! ...
- Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:37 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Old Italian Don on his Death Bed
- Replies: 0
- Views: 631
Old Italian Don on his Death Bed
<t>An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.<br/> <br/> "Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver <br/> <br/> so you will always remember me."<br/> <br/> "But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about you leava me <br/> <br/> your Rolex watc...
- Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:53 am
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: You're banned!!!
- Replies: 197
- Views: 9294
You're banned!!!
You're banned for calling my undies offensive.
- Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:08 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: You're banned!!!
- Replies: 197
- Views: 9294
You're banned!!!
You are banned for looking like me.
- Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:04 am
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: You're banned!!!
- Replies: 197
- Views: 9294
You're banned!!!
Guppy is banned for thinking.
- Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:56 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Talking Dog Story
- Replies: 0
- Views: 493
Talking Dog Story
<t>A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house:<br/> <br/> "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.<br/> <br/> The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.<br/> <br/> "You talk?" he asks....
- Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:54 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: GRADING PAPERS IN A CATHOLIC SCHOOl
- Replies: 3
- Views: 619
GRADING PAPERS IN A CATHOLIC SCHOOl
<t>Can you imagine yourself to be<br/> <br/> the nun that is sitting at her desk grading these<br/> <br/> papers all the while trying to keep a straight face<br/> <br/> and maintain her composure!<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF<br/> <br/> YOU KNOW THE BI...
- Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:24 am
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: You're banned!!!
- Replies: 197
- Views: 9294
You're banned!!!
You're banned for banning the person above you.
- Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:43 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: You're banned!!!
- Replies: 197
- Views: 9294
You're banned!!!
You're banned because I think my dog pooped in the bedroom.
- Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:40 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Old Jokes
- Replies: 0
- Views: 837
Old Jokes
<t>GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER:<br/> <br/> 1. Sag, you're it.<br/> <br/> 2. Hide and go pee.<br/> <br/> 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.<br/> <br/> 4. Kick the bucket.<br/> <br/> 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.<br/> <br/> 6. Musical recliners.<br/> <br/> 7. Simon says s...
- Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:35 am
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: You're banned!!!
- Replies: 197
- Views: 9294
You're banned!!!
Fibon is banned because I have to use a walker.
- Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:32 am
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: In My Pants......
- Replies: 543
- Views: 18719
In My Pants......
23....in my pants.
- Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:43 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: New Orleans
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1724
New Orleans
<t>Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.<br/> <br/> "What's the matter?" Jack asked.<br/> <br/> "I've been transferred to New Orleans, there's crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots,...
- Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:42 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: A Riddle ~~~~~~~~
- Replies: 1
- Views: 715
A Riddle ~~~~~~~~
<t>Hey Guys and Gals, bet you can't answer this one!<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> What gets longer when pulled................ Fits between your boobs..............Inserts neatly in a hole and works best when jerked........................<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> scroll down to find the answer......<br/> <...
- Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:53 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Used Car
- Replies: 0
- Views: 350
Used Car
<t>It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As<br/> <br/> he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies<br/> <br/> sitting in a used car.<br/> <br/> He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were<br/> <br/> they trying to steal...
- Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:52 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Bob's trunk
- Replies: 0
- Views: 857
Bob's trunk
<t>Bob can't get an erection so he goes to the doctor.<br/> <br/> The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery.<br/> <br/> Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him they take som...
- Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:51 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Do You Want To Go To Heaven?
- Replies: 1
- Views: 723
Do You Want To Go To Heaven?
:wah: :wah: :wah:
- Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:21 am
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: The one line story thread ..
- Replies: 3790
- Views: 148854
The one line story thread ..
<t>BH672;552604 wrote: ............................... took a photo, called BH672 and asked, "what do you want me to do with it?" BH672 said .........................................<br/> <br/> <br/> Well I certainly don't want you to show that probing to anyone so I guess you'll just have to stick ...
- Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:56 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Finish the sentence
- Replies: 3402
- Views: 147835
Finish the sentence
911;552264 wrote: man having tea.
The dog was barking . . .
So I turned him loose even tho he wasn't mine.
There's still so much snow on the ground that.............
The dog was barking . . .
So I turned him loose even tho he wasn't mine.
There's still so much snow on the ground that.............
- Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:12 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: The one line story thread ..
- Replies: 3790
- Views: 148854
The one line story thread ..
Idgie;551917 wrote: He and Lulu would participate by posting more at..............
a later date cause Grumpaz was going to be very very busy hunting down Idgie for calling her a he. Now let's see....I'll think I'll just.................
a later date cause Grumpaz was going to be very very busy hunting down Idgie for calling her a he. Now let's see....I'll think I'll just.................
- Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:56 am
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: The one line story thread ..
- Replies: 3790
- Views: 148854
The one line story thread ..
Idgie;551692 wrote: track down BH672 to offer him a drink and engage him in conversation about..............
The dissappearance of grumpaz and lulu who mysteriously seemed to drop out of the story due to....
The dissappearance of grumpaz and lulu who mysteriously seemed to drop out of the story due to....
- Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:03 pm
- Forum: Members' News
- Topic: Poor Grumpaz! Ouch!
- Replies: 55
- Views: 5340
Poor Grumpaz! Ouch!
Oh AussiePam I don't have the new little mare yet. I will have when I exchange the big new mare for her tho. I don't think I'll race either one of them tho. I don't run too fast.:p
- Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:04 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Henry
- Replies: 3
- Views: 679
Henry
<t>Mildred, the church gossiper and self-appointed monitor of the church's <br/> <br/> morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. <br/> <br/> Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but <br/> <br/> feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a ...
- Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:59 am
- Forum: Holidays
- Topic: Happy Valentines day card from Grumpaz
- Replies: 0
- Views: 3719
- Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:55 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: You know what?
- Replies: 116
- Views: 3481
You know what?
Only the unwise argue with me when I'm on to something.
....Pinky
Therefore in my argue argue thread I supposed I was either showing you how unwise I am or calling your bluff. LOL Just joking Pinks.
....Pinky
Therefore in my argue argue thread I supposed I was either showing you how unwise I am or calling your bluff. LOL Just joking Pinks.
- Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:29 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: You know what?
- Replies: 116
- Views: 3481
You know what?
Dear Pinky,
Argue, argue, argue, argue, argue,argue,argue,etc. etc.
Argue, argue, argue, argue, argue,argue,argue,etc. etc.
- Sun Feb 11, 2007 9:53 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: You know what?
- Replies: 116
- Views: 3481
You know what?
Hammy, please don't stop being yourself. I love you just the way you are. And I also love reading your posts. I don't respond a lot but I do read. You just hang in there girl and don't change a thing.
- Sun Feb 11, 2007 9:51 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: The most anal thing I have done to pass time.....
- Replies: 4
- Views: 678
The most anal thing I have done to pass time.....
<t>I did this when I was a kid and we would go on long road trips. I still do it to this day when I get bored riding in a car. I will pick one thing and count how many I see on the way to where we are going. My favorite is to count how many cars have halogen headlights. Love that blue shine they giv...
- Sun Feb 11, 2007 9:41 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Goodnight to Mom
- Replies: 5
- Views: 452
Goodnight to Mom
<t>You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One!<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned<br/> <br/> on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet<br/> <br/> and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the lo...
- Sun Feb 11, 2007 9:40 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: At last
- Replies: 1
- Views: 345
At last
<t>At last, A bumper sticker for both parties.<br/> <br/> FINALLY, someone has come out with a 100% bipartisan political bumper <br/> <br/> sticker. The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York state .<br/> <br/> "RUN HILLARY RUN"<br/> <br/> Democrats put it on the rear bumper.<br/> <br/> ...
- Sun Feb 11, 2007 9:38 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: You Know It's Gonna Be A.......
- Replies: 6
- Views: 942
You Know It's Gonna Be A.......
You're all alone in the barn (without your cell phone) and a horse decides to knock you down. :p
- Sun Feb 11, 2007 9:36 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: make rejection letters work for you!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 541
make rejection letters work for you!
How wonderfully clever.
- Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:25 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Finish the sentence
- Replies: 3402
- Views: 147835
Finish the sentence
Marie5656;543502 wrote: It is a cool fall day and the leaves are changing.
When it is cold and freezing outside I.......
...I like to bundle up and read a good book.
Being cooped up in the house is like.................
When it is cold and freezing outside I.......
...I like to bundle up and read a good book.
Being cooped up in the house is like.................
- Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:03 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: I No Come Work Today!!!
- Replies: 0
- Views: 949
I No Come Work Today!!!
<t>Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work." <br/> <br/> The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.That makes everything ...
- Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:36 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Yikes
- Replies: 0
- Views: 672
Yikes
<t>A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he<br/> <br/> comes to after the procedure, he’s perturbed to see<br/> <br/> several doctors standing around his bed.<br/> <br/> “Son, there’s been a bit of a mix-up,†admits the<br/> <br/> surgeon. “I’m afraid there was an accident, ...
- Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:45 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Three-letter abbreviations...
- Replies: 2164
- Views: 191820
Three-letter abbreviations...
Lulu2;541702 wrote: Yolanda Xylophoned Lightly
SAA
Silly asinine ape.
bbq
SAA
Silly asinine ape.
bbq
- Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:01 am
- Forum: Members' News
- Topic: Poor Grumpaz! Ouch!
- Replies: 55
- Views: 5340
Poor Grumpaz! Ouch!
<t>Lulu2;541267 wrote: What's the hardest part for you, GrumpyGimp? Are you on crutches? (You DO know that walking with crutches builds up the muscles in the BOOBAL area? It's true!)<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> Well building muscles in the BOOBAL area would be nice. They ain't to perky anymore. LOL...
- Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:59 am
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Three-letter abbreviations...
- Replies: 2164
- Views: 191820
Three-letter abbreviations...
Rapunzel;541377 wrote: The Forum Garden!
YYY
yadda-yadda-yadda:p
YXL
YYY
yadda-yadda-yadda:p
YXL
- Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:36 pm
- Forum: Members' News
- Topic: Poor Grumpaz! Ouch!
- Replies: 55
- Views: 5340
Poor Grumpaz! Ouch!
oh Adam. Thank you thank you thank you. I shall be forever in your debt.
Hush up Lulu...you're almost well. I'm just getting started.
Hush up Lulu...you're almost well. I'm just getting started.
- Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:33 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Three-letter abbreviations...
- Replies: 2164
- Views: 191820
Three-letter abbreviations...
Rapunzel;540568 wrote: Uncle Harry's Ambidextrous
QQQ
Qumbly's quirky quietude
AZP
QQQ
Qumbly's quirky quietude
AZP
- Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:20 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Chicago Reporter
- Replies: 0
- Views: 592
Chicago Reporter
<t>Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed dog suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.<br/> <br/> A reporter is standing by, sees ...
- Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:19 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Underwear Is Important...
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1053
Underwear Is Important...
<t>If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a<br/> <br/> tray, because you are dead.<br/> <br/> Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your<br/> <br/> vehicle...<br/> <br/> From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview...
- Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:17 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: NEW Rules to Live By
- Replies: 4
- Views: 545
NEW Rules to Live By
Great ones. And to think I been counting peas all this time.:p
- Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:16 am
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Three-letter abbreviations...
- Replies: 2164
- Views: 191820
Three-letter abbreviations...
WonderWendy3;540122 wrote: Odd Persons Quiz
POL
Plump old lady
QVG
POL
Plump old lady
QVG
- Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:22 pm
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Childhood Sweethearts
- Replies: 1
- Views: 460
Childhood Sweethearts
<t>An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood. <br/> <br/> To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared and where he had carved "I love you, Sally"...
- Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:21 pm
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: I'm singing in the rain
- Replies: 1
- Views: 624
- Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:48 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Taxi Driver
- Replies: 1
- Views: 638
Taxi Driver
<t>A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight.<br/> <br/> While enroute to his home, the man asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act.<br/> <br/...