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Grumpaz

I"m not sure. But he sure got an answer from me!!! LOL

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<t>A five year old boy comes to visit his grandparents and notices his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocker, wearing only a shirt, naked from the waist down. "Grandpa, whatcha' doing? You're weenie's out and everybody can see!" he exclaimed. Grandpa looked off in the...

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<t>Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. M...

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<t>1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! ...

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<t>An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed. "Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about you leava me your Rolex watc...

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You're banned for calling my undies offensive.

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You are banned for looking like me.

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Guppy is banned for thinking.

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<t>A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks....

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<t>Can you imagine yourself to be the nun that is sitting at her desk grading these papers all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure! PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BI...

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You're banned for banning the person above you.

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You're banned because I think my dog pooped in the bedroom.

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<t>GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER: 1. Sag, you're it. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket. 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says s...

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Fibon is banned because I have to use a walker.

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23....in my pants.

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<t>Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. "What's the matter?" Jack asked. "I've been transferred to New Orleans, there's crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots,...

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<t>Hey Guys and Gals, bet you can't answer this one! What gets longer when pulled................ Fits between your boobs..............Inserts neatly in a hole and works best when jerked........................ scroll down to find the answer...... <...

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<t>It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal...

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<t>Bob can't get an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery. Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him they take som...

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:wah: :wah: :wah:

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<t>BH672;552604 wrote: ............................... took a photo, called BH672 and asked, "what do you want me to do with it?" BH672 said ......................................... Well I certainly don't want you to show that probing to anyone so I guess you'll just have to stick ...

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911;552264 wrote: man having tea.

The dog was barking . . .

So I turned him loose even tho he wasn't mine.

There's still so much snow on the ground that.............

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Idgie;551917 wrote: He and Lulu would participate by posting more at..............

a later date cause Grumpaz was going to be very very busy hunting down Idgie for calling her a he. Now let's see....I'll think I'll just.................

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Idgie;551692 wrote: track down BH672 to offer him a drink and engage him in conversation about..............

The dissappearance of grumpaz and lulu who mysteriously seemed to drop out of the story due to....

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Oh AussiePam I don't have the new little mare yet. I will have when I exchange the big new mare for her tho. I don't think I'll race either one of them tho. I don't run too fast.:p

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<t>Mildred, the church gossiper and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a ...

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http://www.tiggysribticklers.com/tig1685.htm

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Only the unwise argue with me when I'm on to something.

....Pinky

Therefore in my argue argue thread I supposed I was either showing you how unwise I am or calling your bluff. LOL Just joking Pinks.

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Dear Pinky,

Argue, argue, argue, argue, argue,argue,argue,etc. etc.

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Hammy, please don't stop being yourself. I love you just the way you are. And I also love reading your posts. I don't respond a lot but I do read. You just hang in there girl and don't change a thing.

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<t>I did this when I was a kid and we would go on long road trips. I still do it to this day when I get bored riding in a car. I will pick one thing and count how many I see on the way to where we are going. My favorite is to count how many cars have halogen headlights. Love that blue shine they giv...

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<t>You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the lo...

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<t>At last, A bumper sticker for both parties. FINALLY, someone has come out with a 100% bipartisan political bumper sticker. The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York state . "RUN HILLARY RUN" Democrats put it on the rear bumper. ...

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You're all alone in the barn (without your cell phone) and a horse decides to knock you down. :p

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How wonderfully clever.

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Marie5656;543502 wrote: It is a cool fall day and the leaves are changing.

When it is cold and freezing outside I.......

...I like to bundle up and read a good book.

Being cooped up in the house is like.................

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<t>Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.That makes everything ...

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<t>A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, heâ€™s perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed. â€œSon, thereâ€™s been a bit of a mix-up,â€ admits the surgeon. â€œIâ€™m afraid there was an accident, ...

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Lulu2;541702 wrote: Yolanda Xylophoned Lightly

SAA

Silly asinine ape.

bbq

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<t>Lulu2;541267 wrote: What's the hardest part for you, GrumpyGimp? Are you on crutches? (You DO know that walking with crutches builds up the muscles in the BOOBAL area? It's true!) Well building muscles in the BOOBAL area would be nice. They ain't to perky anymore. LOL...

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Rapunzel;541377 wrote: The Forum Garden!

YYY

yadda-yadda-yadda:p

YXL

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oh Adam. Thank you thank you thank you. I shall be forever in your debt.

Hush up Lulu...you're almost well. I'm just getting started.

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Rapunzel;540568 wrote: Uncle Harry's Ambidextrous

QQQ

Qumbly's quirky quietude

AZP

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<t>Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed dog suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend. A reporter is standing by, sees ...

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<t>If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview...

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Great ones. And to think I been counting peas all this time.:p

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WonderWendy3;540122 wrote: Odd Persons Quiz

POL

Plump old lady

QVG

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<t>An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood. To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared and where he had carved "I love you, Sally"...

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<t>A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While enroute to his home, the man asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. <br/...

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