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Hugh Janus

<t>M.A.S;1356311 wrote: so you're saying that she's not a female ?!?! WTF,, she looks like female but i don't know :-3 Are you deliberately being obtuse? Just to spell it out for you. Nope. I really don't think she is funny... Neither did my partner. <br...

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M.A.S;1356244 wrote: she's just funny :wah:

:p

Nope. Can't say she is.

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<r>pharmerphil;1346223 wrote: Does anyone have any gardening sites they frequent that has good information and advice, this forum has limited advice, after perusing GOOGLE, reading articles, the majority of what I've read here...is merely re-hashed/copy pasted information from other sites...<EMOJI s...

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So you think you have problems. Have a look at this guy...

YouTube - Deckchair

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Hmmm. They never had that problem when all they had were camels...:sneaky:

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Sorry. I think you must be confused. As in you have got me confused with somebody who cares...

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Courage is saying "Yes." when your wife asks. "Does my bum look big in this?"...

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Pleased to be of service...

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How about a quick look through this list. Find out how respectable the LibLabCon MPs are...

Liars, Buggers and Thieves: Sex

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Good afternoon Mr Happy. And how are you today?

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Everyone knows why a bride is dressed in white.

All kitchen appliances are white...:sneaky:

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Hmm. This thread, started by a person who tends to post nothing but alarmist stories and negative attitudes.

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"Snigger."...

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<r>Kathy Ellen;1280578 wrote: WOW Hugh<EMOJI seq="1f615" tseq="1f615">:confused:</EMOJI> Bummer...how could you say this ??? That's not nice. In fact, it's really nasty to say that BB members were killed as a joke. Some FG members here really love this s...

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I read that the Big Brother house had burned down, and that everyone in it was killed. The police are trying to identify the deceased...:yh_rotfl

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Don't ask me, I wouldn't respect myself in the morning. I really am not that kind of guy.

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<t>The word "to". I went to the park. The word "too". Fred came too. The word "two". The two of us, went to the park. See! And it's not Spelling police, it's word usage police...:wah: I know, I am bei...

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<t>I have to admit, this vid affected me deeply. I had tears in my eyes. Please people be careful. This is not the time of year to be visiting funeral directors and undertakers. My partner has posted this vid on a few other sites that we use. The more people that see it, the ...

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Odie;1275577 wrote: I hate them to!:yh_rotfl

Hate them to what? :sneaky:

Sing out of tune? Sing happy birthday? Sing like Bob Dylan?...

Or did you mean that you hate them TOO!

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<r>Scrat;1275319 wrote: You've seen the plot before, I saw the film (movie) and got the feeling that I had seen the story before. Then it came to me, the plot was loosely based on the film "A man called horse, starring Richard Harris" but made as a sci fi version. Well ...

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The Beautiful poem about Happiness...

By who's criteria?:-3

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I can hardly see to write this, I have tears in my eyes from laughing. This really appealed to my sense of humour. BLOODY FUNNY...:yh_rotfl

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Having done a quick "skeg" round t'interweb, it seems that lovegenete is a pro spammer, with a sig linking back to some quack medicine site. He/she/it, has been banned from quite a few sites. I guess he/she/it is about to chalk up another "FAIL." :sneaky:

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Do I detect the smell of spam about to be fried?:sneaky:

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<t>Isabellawarner posted rubbish on the forum. Spouting loads of nonsense, showing no decorum. Failing to take notice of the anti spamming rules. She thought she was above it, treating us like fools. Poor old Isabella, we are having the last laugh. <b...

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I bought some "powdered" water, trouble is, I don't know what to add to it....

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What about John Denver, a bloody good singer, but a pretty crap pilot....

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I think the title is misleading. Surely it will be "The Jackson 4." :sneaky:

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<t>gmc;1265108 wrote: Daily Express | UK News :: Gordon Brown visits Cumbria flood victims You have to laugh. Apparently he has ordered all the bridges be checked-as if it wouldn't occur to the locals and it wouldn't; get done without his action. Why didn't he just turn back t...

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football. 22 overpaid pansies, kicking a bag of wind around a patch of grass.

I would rather watch paint dry...

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farmer giles;1258432 wrote:

so sorry oscar i'm a knob

Yeah, but your OUR knob. Forumgardens own exclusive knob.

Better the knob you know, etc etc. :yh_rotfl

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Remember remember the 5th of November

Gunpowder, treason and plot.

I now see no reason, to forget MPs treason.

Let's blow up the whole bloody lot!!!

Â©Hugh Janus.

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kazalala;1255614 wrote: so?
So what?

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Raven;1255579 wrote: LOL! The only thing 'english' about London is the Queen lives there! :yh_rotfl And that it's located in England!
Never a truer word spoken...

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Lawyer denies Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Al Megrahi has died | Mail Online

Well one of the news reports is wrong...

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I bet they make crap chips when you peel 'em that way...:wah:

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abbey;1250943 wrote: I really think you're flogging a dead horse Oscar.
And the UAF would probably get a kick out of flogging a dead horse. Anything to do with violence and they are right in the middle of it...:wah:

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<t>Clodhopper;1250897 wrote: The BNP is a fascist organisation. It is NOT a proper political party like Conservative or Republican or Christian Democrat. Idiot! Of course they are a proper political party. That's how they got elected to the European parliament. It's only...

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Kingston-upon-Thames. Not exactly Bradford is it?

I really think that you have no idea about the real world...

I think you are BBC, Brainwashed By Consensus...

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<t>Clodhopper;1250863 wrote: Having the scum on Question Time doesn't sound like squashing their freedom of speech. The BNP are fascist racist holocaust denying filth. I ask again: In what way does the corruption of some mainstream politicians make fascism acceptable? <br...

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<r>Snowfire;1250852 wrote: Reprehensible, every one of them. Does this negate the claims and aims of a bunch of racist morons ? I think this just proves that the so called "establishment" are not as worthy as they like to make us believe. Does it mean that what they say ...

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And we all know that the rest of the MPs are squeeky clean...

Or are they? :-3

Read this and then decide...

Liars, Buggers and Thieves

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Obama gets a peace prize, and then declares war on the clangers by crashing a rocket onto their world, disgusting...:wah:

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<r>In a situation such as this, what's needed is action by the residents themselves. A couple of BIG blokes in balaclavas and carrying pick axe handles, and not being afraid to use them, would soon bring peace to the neighbourhood. The only thing "little darlings" like these fear, is a bigger stick....

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carla;1249906 wrote: i saw this on the news he didn't have the safety released on his gun and the store owner started shooting bang, bang he was mortally wounded.

????? :-2

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<t>I think that it's about time that the people who do the employing in call centres actually listened to the people that they employ. I once had to phone the DVLA in Swansea. The woman who answered the phone had such a thick welsh accent that it was impossible for me, (a northerner) to even begin t...

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Being the richest corpse in the graveyard is never a good thing, especially if you got there too early...

Work is a dirty four letter word...

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try this, it seems to cover your problem...

How to open a coconut, learn how to open coconuts

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