This is on of my favorate bad jokes...
Why don't Cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.:wah: :wah:
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- Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:33 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: joke of the day thread
- Replies: 146
- Views: 10679
- Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:08 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Recovery
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3620
Recovery
<t>I was thinking of doing something similar myself. You see after 18 years as a smoker.(half my life) I have decided that I want to quit. The only time I have ever come close to quitting was for 13 weeks of boot camp when I had to. It drove me nuts cause I didn't want to. The first thing I did when...
- Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:12 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Anal-Retentive Habits
- Replies: 86
- Views: 8524
Anal-Retentive Habits
<t>My folks and my little sister went to visit my grandmother and her new husband up north. He was one who likes to have the roll under. Just to mess with him everytime any of them went in they would change it to over. Not knowing that they were doing it on purpose. He would go in change it back but...
- Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:02 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Relationships From The Internet
- Replies: 121
- Views: 4962
Relationships From The Internet
I have never met anyone from the internet in person yet. One day I am sure I will.
- Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:07 am
- Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
- Topic: Can You Find........?
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1606
Can You Find........?
Found them all pretty quick:D
- Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:47 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: What's your fine?
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2577
What's your fine?
<r>Yes, I only counted each one once. I'll be the first one to tell ya that I am no angel. (understatement perhaps) A lot of them I have only done like once or twice. For example" cut someone with a knife $90". I was 13 and was fiddling around with my grandfather's brass letter opener ( shaped like ...
- Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:57 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: What's your fine?
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2577
What's your fine?
<t>I am mostly reformed now. Joining the Marines changed everything about me. Most of the really bad stuff I did when I was really young and impressionable. Like fine wine I have mellowed with age. :wah: <br/> <br/> But you know some of these things should not be on the list. Getting or giving oral,...
- Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:02 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Change only one:
- Replies: 7290
- Views: 266465
Change only one:
rock
- Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:01 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Words that end in ING
- Replies: 4721
- Views: 228485
Words that end in ING
drinking
- Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:56 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Questions...questions....
- Replies: 4125
- Views: 161887
Questions...questions....
Does it really bother you?
- Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:33 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: What's your fine?
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2577
What's your fine?
$1060
Now that is only counting them once each. Some I have done more than once.
Some so many times I couldn't possibly tally them all up. What can I say. I have lived enough for 3 people.
Now that is only counting them once each. Some I have done more than once.
Some so many times I couldn't possibly tally them all up. What can I say. I have lived enough for 3 people.
- Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:45 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: What's your fine?
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2577
What's your fine?
Is this per time, or just pay once for each offense?
- Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:16 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: 3 years free
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1011
3 years free
Congrats!
May the next two years be cancer free as well.
May the next two years be cancer free as well.
- Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:16 am
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Words that end in ING
- Replies: 4721
- Views: 228485
Words that end in ING
leaving
- Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:14 am
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Change only one:
- Replies: 7290
- Views: 266465
Change only one:
Bez;506017 wrote: mast
last
last
- Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:13 am
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Change only one:
- Replies: 7290
- Views: 266465
Change only one:
Bez;506014 wrote: bask
mask
mask
- Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:11 am
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Change only one:
- Replies: 7290
- Views: 266465
Change only one:
Bez;506009 wrote: boss
bass
bass
- Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:09 am
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: This or That
- Replies: 5221
- Views: 321048
This or That
SOJOURNER;505906 wrote: ITALY
Winter vacation
or
Summer vacation?
summer vacation.
Today or Tomorrow?
Winter vacation
or
Summer vacation?
summer vacation.
Today or Tomorrow?
- Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:04 am
- Forum: Friends, Relationships, Advice
- Topic: Perplexed
- Replies: 33
- Views: 1692
Perplexed
<r>I have to agree with everything that has been said so far. He was just looking to get lucky. When he found out he wasn't going to he lost interest and left. Regardless of whether he is a pilot or a married man. He only wanted one thing from you and you wouldn't have heard from him after. You are ...
- Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:07 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Do you have any superstitions or rituals?
- Replies: 27
- Views: 2047
Do you have any superstitions or rituals?
<t>I'm not superstitious at all. I may not walk under ladders not because it may be bad luck, because something may fall on my head. I have a 13 tatooed on my shoulder. Most of the others mentioned so far I have never even heard of. <br/> <br/> I am a creature of habit though. I believe it is one of...
- Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:43 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Yes/No Game
- Replies: 10199
- Views: 693916
Yes/No Game
No
Do you sing in the shower?
Do you sing in the shower?
- Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:23 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Last letter/food game
- Replies: 1841
- Views: 93447
Last letter/food game
Tacos
- Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:21 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Questions...questions....
- Replies: 4125
- Views: 161887
Questions...questions....
Can't say that I recall, could you refresh my memory?
- Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:18 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: This or That
- Replies: 5221
- Views: 321048
This or That
Wild days
Horizontal or Vertical
Horizontal or Vertical
- Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:15 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Change only one:
- Replies: 7290
- Views: 266465
Change only one:
Dill
- Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:09 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Your movie quotes
- Replies: 39
- Views: 4150
Your movie quotes
We're on a mission from pythos.
from "The Blues Brothers"
from "The Blues Brothers"
- Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:02 am
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Questions...questions....
- Replies: 4125
- Views: 161887
Questions...questions....
Does it have to be Starbucks?
- Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:01 am
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Change only one:
- Replies: 7290
- Views: 266465
Change only one:
Fibonacci;473121 wrote: Mile
Mill
Mill
- Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:16 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Linen Things - I Won't Be Back !!!!
- Replies: 59
- Views: 3163
Linen Things - I Won't Be Back !!!!
<t>Thank you Patsy. Sorry that you felt my pain.<br/> <br/> Weeder,<br/> <br/> You would be suprised at the discretion that managers have when it comes to customers. For example, somehow they had lost a womans layaway. One of her items was a Gameboy Advance, and we did not have one to replace it. To...
- Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:17 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Having a Bad Day?????
- Replies: 5
- Views: 434
Having a Bad Day?????
The 2nd one is an urban legend. The TV show "Mythbusters" proved that there is no way a cigarette can ignite gas in a toilet. Sorry
- Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:09 am
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: Linen Things - I Won't Be Back !!!!
- Replies: 59
- Views: 3163
Linen Things - I Won't Be Back !!!!
<t>My day went like this..<br/> <br/> Got up at 10:30am, got dressed and went to work at one of the large retail stores previously mentioned. Where I am the 2nd shift instock supervisor. We weren't supposed to get a truck yesterday, but we did. So when I got there they had just started unloading it....
- Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:02 pm
- Forum: General Chit Chat
- Topic: what was the first record you ever bought
- Replies: 35
- Views: 2239
what was the first record you ever bought
The first album I ever bought was
Weird Al Yankovic "Polka Party"
oddly enough the last album I bought was his new album
"Straight Outta Lynwood"
I admit it I'm a fan.:wah:
Seen him live twice:wah:
Weird Al Yankovic "Polka Party"
oddly enough the last album I bought was his new album
"Straight Outta Lynwood"
I admit it I'm a fan.:wah:
Seen him live twice:wah:
- Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:17 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Last letter name game
- Replies: 2477
- Views: 147866
Last letter name game
sunny104;449019 wrote: Louis
S
Samuel
L
S
Samuel
L
- Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:04 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Last Letter Animal game
- Replies: 560
- Views: 20911
Last Letter Animal game
sunny104;441483 wrote: ant eater
R
Rooster
R
R
Rooster
R
- Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:00 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Questions...questions....
- Replies: 4125
- Views: 161887
Questions...questions....
guppy;441919 wrote: Can i go first???:D
Very likely, are you sure you really want to?
Very likely, are you sure you really want to?
- Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:57 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Double Up
- Replies: 2386
- Views: 110494
Double Up
Carolyn;442018 wrote: essence
S
Succes
C
S
Succes
C
- Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:56 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Last letter name game
- Replies: 2477
- Views: 147866
Last letter name game
Carolyn;442019 wrote: Nick
K
Kyle
E
K
Kyle
E
- Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:55 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: The I Love game:
- Replies: 984
- Views: 39780
The I Love game:
Carolyn;442020 wrote: I love daisies.
E
I love electricity (cause without it, life would be a pain in the @$$)
F
E
I love electricity (cause without it, life would be a pain in the @$$)
F
- Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:52 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: The Word Machine!
- Replies: 637
- Views: 30658
The Word Machine!
Carolyn;442021 wrote: practical
Tactics
Tactics
- Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:51 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Change only one:
- Replies: 7290
- Views: 266465
Change only one:
Carolyn;442023 wrote: dare
Dark
Dark
- Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:49 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Movie Title Game
- Replies: 1011
- Views: 61128
Movie Title Game
Carolyn;442026 wrote: Die Die My Darling
Die Another Day
Die Another Day
- Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:47 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Alphabet/Places Game
- Replies: 901
- Views: 54352
Alphabet/Places Game
Carolyn;442027 wrote: Hell, Mi
Lakeland, FL
D
Lakeland, FL
D
- Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:46 pm
- Forum: Word Games
- Topic: Last letter/food game
- Replies: 1841
- Views: 93447
Last letter/food game
Carolyn;442028 wrote: Navy beans
S
Swiss Cheese
E
S
Swiss Cheese
E
- Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:32 pm
- Forum: Photos
- Topic: Commentary on the Photo Thread
- Replies: 2314
- Views: 66275
Commentary on the Photo Thread
Yeah, thanks Buttercup, that's really great:)
- Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:51 am
- Forum: Current Events
- Topic: Death Penalty
- Replies: 248
- Views: 11828
Death Penalty
<t>RedGlitter wrote: <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> Pythos, <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> Prisons are for thieves, embezzlers, batterers and the like. You might could pay for those crimes. <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> Why not take them out and shoot them? What good are they to society? WHY should we keep them around?...
- Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:36 am
- Forum: Current Events
- Topic: Death Penalty
- Replies: 248
- Views: 11828
Death Penalty
RedGlitter wrote: Then we don't let him out. We expire him instead. Problem solved.
Thats the point I was trying to make. If he faces the death Penalty he murders the victim. If not he murders the next victim.
Thats the point I was trying to make. If he faces the death Penalty he murders the victim. If not he murders the next victim.
- Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:23 am
- Forum: Current Events
- Topic: Death Penalty
- Replies: 248
- Views: 11828
Death Penalty
<t>Diuretic wrote: Just on the death penalty for rape. Bored Wombat has already pointed this out but it's bad policy. If a rapist was going to be executed for rape then he may as well murder the victim. This would be a perfectly rational act. A rape victim who is left alive will frequently provide t...
- Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:17 am
- Forum: Current Events
- Topic: Death Penalty
- Replies: 248
- Views: 11828
Death Penalty
<t>K.Snyder wrote: And we're making exceptions for different types of murders is that it? What about the families who've lost someone they dearly love because of it? These people who will never get to share a laugh, a smile, a kind gesture, a sense of presence that is as beautiful as anything imagin...
- Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:49 am
- Forum: Photos
- Topic: Commentary on the Photo Thread
- Replies: 2314
- Views: 66275
Commentary on the Photo Thread
Thanks.
I do look young for 35.
Which reminds me that I'll be 36 in a couple months. I've been trying so hard to forget it.
:-1 aarrrggghhh:-1
I do look young for 35.
Which reminds me that I'll be 36 in a couple months. I've been trying so hard to forget it.
:-1 aarrrggghhh:-1
- Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:30 am
- Forum: Current Events
- Topic: Death Penalty
- Replies: 248
- Views: 11828
Death Penalty
<r>I don't believe that every person who commits murder is incapable of being rehabilitated. It would depend on each individual case. It would be great if it was always so black and white. That once someone has killed they should be locked away forever or put to death. Certainly there are those who ...