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This is on of my favorate bad jokes...

Why don't Cannibals eat clowns?

They taste funny.:wah: :wah:

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<t>I was thinking of doing something similar myself. You see after 18 years as a smoker.(half my life) I have decided that I want to quit. The only time I have ever come close to quitting was for 13 weeks of boot camp when I had to. It drove me nuts cause I didn't want to. The first thing I did when...

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<t>My folks and my little sister went to visit my grandmother and her new husband up north. He was one who likes to have the roll under. Just to mess with him everytime any of them went in they would change it to over. Not knowing that they were doing it on purpose. He would go in change it back but...

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I have never met anyone from the internet in person yet. One day I am sure I will.

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Found them all pretty quick:D

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<r>Yes, I only counted each one once. I'll be the first one to tell ya that I am no angel. (understatement perhaps) A lot of them I have only done like once or twice. For example" cut someone with a knife $90". I was 13 and was fiddling around with my grandfather's brass letter opener ( shaped like ...

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<t>I am mostly reformed now. Joining the Marines changed everything about me. Most of the really bad stuff I did when I was really young and impressionable. Like fine wine I have mellowed with age. :wah: But you know some of these things should not be on the list. Getting or giving oral,...

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drinking

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Does it really bother you?

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$1060

Now that is only counting them once each. Some I have done more than once.

Some so many times I couldn't possibly tally them all up. What can I say. I have lived enough for 3 people.

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Is this per time, or just pay once for each offense?

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Congrats!

May the next two years be cancer free as well.

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leaving

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Bez;506017 wrote: mast

last

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Bez;506014 wrote: bask

mask

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Bez;506009 wrote: boss

bass

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SOJOURNER;505906 wrote: ITALY

Winter vacation

or

Summer vacation?

summer vacation.

Today or Tomorrow?

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<r>I have to agree with everything that has been said so far. He was just looking to get lucky. When he found out he wasn't going to he lost interest and left. Regardless of whether he is a pilot or a married man. He only wanted one thing from you and you wouldn't have heard from him after. You are ...

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<t>I'm not superstitious at all. I may not walk under ladders not because it may be bad luck, because something may fall on my head. I have a 13 tatooed on my shoulder. Most of the others mentioned so far I have never even heard of. I am a creature of habit though. I believe it is one of...

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No

Do you sing in the shower?

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Tacos

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Can't say that I recall, could you refresh my memory?

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Wild days

Horizontal or Vertical

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We're on a mission from pythos.

from "The Blues Brothers"

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Does it have to be Starbucks?

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Fibonacci;473121 wrote: Mile

Mill

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<t>Thank you Patsy. Sorry that you felt my pain. Weeder, You would be suprised at the discretion that managers have when it comes to customers. For example, somehow they had lost a womans layaway. One of her items was a Gameboy Advance, and we did not have one to replace it. To...

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The 2nd one is an urban legend. The TV show "Mythbusters" proved that there is no way a cigarette can ignite gas in a toilet. Sorry

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<t>My day went like this.. Got up at 10:30am, got dressed and went to work at one of the large retail stores previously mentioned. Where I am the 2nd shift instock supervisor. We weren't supposed to get a truck yesterday, but we did. So when I got there they had just started unloading it....

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The first album I ever bought was

Weird Al Yankovic "Polka Party"

oddly enough the last album I bought was his new album

"Straight Outta Lynwood"

I admit it I'm a fan.:wah:

Seen him live twice:wah:

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sunny104;449019 wrote: Louis

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Samuel

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sunny104;441483 wrote: ant eater

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Rooster

R

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guppy;441919 wrote: Can i go first???:D

Very likely, are you sure you really want to?

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Carolyn;442018 wrote: essence

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Succes

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Carolyn;442019 wrote: Nick

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Kyle

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Carolyn;442020 wrote: I love daisies.

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I love electricity (cause without it, life would be a pain in the @$$)

F

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Carolyn;442021 wrote: practical

Tactics

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Carolyn;442023 wrote: dare

Dark

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Carolyn;442026 wrote: Die Die My Darling

Die Another Day

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Carolyn;442027 wrote: Hell, Mi

Lakeland, FL

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Carolyn;442028 wrote: Navy beans

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Swiss Cheese

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Yeah, thanks Buttercup, that's really great:)

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<t>RedGlitter wrote: Pythos, Prisons are for thieves, embezzlers, batterers and the like. You might could pay for those crimes. Why not take them out and shoot them? What good are they to society? WHY should we keep them around?...

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RedGlitter wrote: Then we don't let him out. We expire him instead. Problem solved.

Thats the point I was trying to make. If he faces the death Penalty he murders the victim. If not he murders the next victim.

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<t>Diuretic wrote: Just on the death penalty for rape. Bored Wombat has already pointed this out but it's bad policy. If a rapist was going to be executed for rape then he may as well murder the victim. This would be a perfectly rational act. A rape victim who is left alive will frequently provide t...

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<t>K.Snyder wrote: And we're making exceptions for different types of murders is that it? What about the families who've lost someone they dearly love because of it? These people who will never get to share a laugh, a smile, a kind gesture, a sense of presence that is as beautiful as anything imagin...

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Thanks.

I do look young for 35.

Which reminds me that I'll be 36 in a couple months. I've been trying so hard to forget it.

:-1 aarrrggghhh:-1

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<r>I don't believe that every person who commits murder is incapable of being rehabilitated. It would depend on each individual case. It would be great if it was always so black and white. That once someone has killed they should be locked away forever or put to death. Certainly there are those who ...

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