It was me that peed into the bottle. And he promised to never tell.

There's something about a pompous pilot... I dunno, I could have the lyrics wrong.

I just don't understand this. Discussions about p*ssies should be common place, but bunnies? I mean, where's the relevance?

Too bad you were "joking." After reading just a few posts of yours, I find you distinctly unappealing.

By the way, I prefer my lamb with a bit of mint jelly.

Keyboards are so confusing, you meant to type 'f' instead of 'r' didn't you, pet?

I wash my hands of this!

Hello, my name is Seymour B. Hines. As a child, I was unmercifully teased about my name. "Hey you, wanna see more of my behind?" I'm sure you get the gist of things.

Children can be so cruel.