<t>20 GREAT USES FOR THE GUN IN YOUR HOUSE:<br/>
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1. Settle domestic disputes<br/>
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2. Settle disputes with neighbors<br/>
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3. Something constructive to do while drunk/stoned<br/>
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4. Hours of fun for the kids<br/>
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5. Hours of fun for the neighbors' kids<br/>
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