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by deckard
Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:17 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: What do YOU do in the bog?
Replies: 57
Views: 1792

What do YOU do in the bog?

<t>I have been very ill recently and have spent most of the day and night for a couple of weeks in the motions room. I have some old Mask Figures that I try and work out where to hide them next so that other users in the family have to try and work out where they are hidden. Also I have some small y...
by deckard
Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:55 am
Forum: Members' News
Topic: A rap from a 50year old !
Replies: 0
Views: 542

A rap from a 50year old !

<t>50 years old rapp<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> bib dee, bib dee, bib dee, doo yong<br/> <br/> sherbe do yah, sherbe do yah mytang<br/> <br/> givme som yeah.<br/> <br/> I may be just turned fifty but I still got what it takes to keep me nifty, barde boom <br/> <br/> Theres so much i still gotto do there...
by deckard
Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:51 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: what colur bog roll do you buy
Replies: 144
Views: 5740

what colur bog roll do you buy

WHITE always white as there is less dye in a roll of white to colour it! Who knows what we might be doing to our bots with all that dye coloured paper!
by deckard
Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:28 am
Forum: Poetry Writing Forum
Topic: Foamer. continued
Replies: 6
Views: 925

Foamer. continued

<t>FOAMER CHAPTER 12<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> Home at last, but everything felt different, the whole house was too tidy, too clean and so un-like Ian.<br/> <br/> Every other time she had been away even for only a few hours the house looked a total mess when she returned but not this time. It was as if...
by deckard
Sun May 07, 2006 1:05 pm
Forum: Poetry Writing Forum
Topic: Foamer. continued
Replies: 6
Views: 925

Foamer. continued

<t>FOAMER CHAPTER 11<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> All alone now Julia was in deep thought. This whole thing that had just opened up in front of her was beginning to become too much to take. She needed some help, “But who can I trust” she kept saying to herself, “Who, can I turn too?â€...
by deckard
Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:52 pm
Forum: Welcome To My Day!
Topic: At Last
Replies: 5
Views: 3440

At Last

<t>Yes, at last I have a day off on Thursday and it couldn't have come soon enough. Work has been driving me crazy lately. I don't know about anyone else but it seems that who ever I talk to we all seem to be in the `loads of pressure` enviroment at work these days. <br/> <br/> Most companies are pr...
by deckard
Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:35 pm
Forum: Fitness Nutrition
Topic: Scared
Replies: 15
Views: 6254

Scared

A BIG Thank-You to everyone who has written. Your words of encouragment have mean't a lot.
by deckard
Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:02 pm
Forum: Fitness Nutrition
Topic: Scared
Replies: 15
Views: 6254

Scared

How right you are Betty Boop, time for a cup of tea I think and then off to bed!
by deckard
Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:59 pm
Forum: England
Topic: Pimp the Wagon Wheel
Replies: 9
Views: 7158

Pimp the Wagon Wheel

<t>Yep, Wagon Wheels have got smaller, it means the makers can hold their prices whilst giving us less. A lot of stuff appears smaller these days. Take a look ar Jaffa Cakes now they are smaller than they used to be! And what about Jammie Dodgers, playing spot the jam bit is what I end up doing. Eve...
by deckard
Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:52 pm
Forum: Fitness Nutrition
Topic: Scared
Replies: 15
Views: 6254

Scared

Thank-you Ladycop, your kind words make me feel a whole lot more postive about it all.
by deckard
Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:41 pm
Forum: Fitness Nutrition
Topic: Scared
Replies: 15
Views: 6254

Scared

<t>Hello Everyone,<br/> <br/> I haven't been on for a while as I have not been feeling very well recently. I have been having a continual headache for simply ages now and my doctor put it down to high blood pressure. With tablets the blood pressure is under control now but the headaches are still th...
by deckard
Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:14 pm
Forum: Films Cinema Forum
Topic: Movie Quote Quiz
Replies: 34
Views: 2537

Movie Quote Quiz

Haven't got any idea what film this could be so I am going to take a real `wild` guess and say, American History X.

Wrong, but hey I tried.
by deckard
Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:09 pm
Forum: Poetry Writing Forum
Topic: Chapter 10 already!
Replies: 0
Views: 1232

Chapter 10 already!

Yes, just a quick reminder to let you know that in the Foamer continued thread I am up to Chapter 10 now so take a look!

Many Thanks for reading Regards Deckard........
by deckard
Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:05 pm
Forum: Poetry Writing Forum
Topic: Foamer. continued
Replies: 6
Views: 925

Foamer. continued

<t>CHAPTER 10<br/> <br/> Pass me`puke` bucket this instant she thought. Ian her darling husband was going a bit over the top just then. I’ll give him darling and that’s great news Love. Yech bloody yech!<br/> <br/> Falling asleep was the last thing On Julia’s mind; she had some ...
by deckard
Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:03 pm
Forum: Poetry Writing Forum
Topic: Foamer. continued
Replies: 6
Views: 925

Foamer. continued

<t>Chapter 9<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> Julia opened her eyes, they felt heavy and at first she couldn’t see clearly. She was in a hospital room but she had no idea how long she had been asleep, what time it was and even what day it was.<br/> <br/> Feeling weak she managed to sit up in bed and ha...
by deckard
Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:15 pm
Forum: History
Topic: Was World War II Worth It?
Replies: 35
Views: 4033

Was World War II Worth It?

<t>I have read the `heated` debate that has ensued in this thread, but I seem to be missing the point. The original question ` Was World War 2 worth it? has only one answer. NO. Is any war worth it, worth what I ask? All the millions of people being killed, the destruction of towns and cities it is ...
by deckard
Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:35 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Water, water, everywhere!!
Replies: 17
Views: 1356

Water, water, everywhere!!

Hosepipe Ban is now in force in some areas of Kent with a £1000 fine if you get caught! There's no shortage of water it's the fact that everyone is using too much of the stuff.
by deckard
Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:23 am
Forum: Philosophy
Topic: We Don't Know What We Don't Know!
Replies: 27
Views: 1517

We Don't Know What We Don't Know!

How am I supposed to know what Im supposed to know if I don't know what I'm supposed to know in the first place?
by deckard
Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:12 am
Forum: Poetry Writing Forum
Topic: Foamer. continued
Replies: 6
Views: 925

Foamer. continued

<t>CHAPTER 8<br/> <br/> “ Get this thing out of me Ian, don’t just stand there staring at me, can’t you see what these people are up too. They have made you do this and I’m telling you to put a stop to it NOW.”<br/> <br/> They weren’t listening to a word she w...
by deckard
Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:02 am
Forum: Travel Vacation
Topic: Did I Forget to Remember I just Forget?
Replies: 2
Views: 1043

Did I Forget to Remember I just Forget?

<t>Every day I have as with everyday set off to work, and drive the same route. It's like clockwork, but recently there has been some roadworks that involve a lengthy wait at some tempoary traffic lights. With-out fail every time I reach them I say to myself, "Next time I must turn left out of my ro...
by deckard
Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:46 am
Forum: Fitness Nutrition
Topic: work/stress induced constipation-any handy hints?
Replies: 15
Views: 34057

work/stress induced constipation-any handy hints?

<t>I think it's a mind over matter thing you have. You are rushed of your feet whilst at work and you must have over time just learnt to put off going to the toilet. This causes constipation big time. I have a simalar problem where I am really busy at work and just can't seem to `sit myself down` to...
by deckard
Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:43 pm
Forum: Poetry Writing Forum
Topic: Foamer. continued
Replies: 6
Views: 925

Foamer. continued

<t>Chapter 7<br/> <br/> "Julia, can you hear me?”<br/> <br/> “Julia it’s me Ian, can you hear me?”<br/> <br/> She could here him and she slowly opened her eyes.<br/> <br/> “Oh, it’s so good to see you coming round, I have been really worried ever since they phon...
by deckard
Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:28 pm
Forum: Poetry Writing Forum
Topic: Chapter 6
Replies: 4
Views: 1266

Chapter 6

<t>Synopsis? Well as I said at the very beginning I have never written anything before. It's just `me` fumbling around with a keyboard and some vague ideas in my head. How the story if you can call it a story will work out and what it is about are questions even I don't know the answers too!<br/> <b...
by deckard
Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:21 am
Forum: Welcome To My Day!
Topic: I'm so insecure
Replies: 51
Views: 5289

I'm so insecure

There are 2 types of women the world over. One type is False! the other Real!

You are 100% REAL. Give me a real women any day of the week is what I say. You look fine just add your personality and genuine realness and you will be great. Have a fantastic reunion.
by deckard
Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:33 am
Forum: Travel Vacation
Topic: How bad of me!
Replies: 9
Views: 875

How bad of me!

<t>Last week I had to go to meeting in London, so I decided to let the train take the strain and left the car at home for a change.<br/> <br/> Sitting there on the train bound for Charing Cross a man sat oppisite me carrying a large rucksack!<br/> <br/> Now this is really bad of me and I do feel bad...
by deckard
Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:22 am
Forum: Welcome To My Day!
Topic: At Last `the weekend`
Replies: 1
Views: 1208

At Last `the weekend`

<t>Normally I work on a Saturday but this weekend I am off Saturday & Sunday.<br/> <br/> Yipee! after a hard week at work at last some time to unplug and relax. <br/> <br/> However, when I take a look around the house with very little done during that busy week it looks as if a relaxing weekend ...
by deckard
Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:10 am
Forum: Photos
Topic: Commentary on the Photo Thread
Replies: 2314
Views: 66042

Commentary on the Photo Thread

Call me a `thicko` here but can you please advise me on how to post photos?

Perhaps re-direct me to where I can read up about this and learn some more!

Many Thanks Deckard ........
by deckard
Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:37 pm
Forum: Poetry Writing Forum
Topic: Chapter 6
Replies: 4
Views: 1266

Chapter 6

<t>The next Chapters of Foamer will follow real soon.<br/> <br/> You will also be pleased to know that they will from now on all sit in the same thread for easy viewing.<br/> <br/> I can't beleive so many people are reading this `first attempt` at writing anything.<br/> <br/> Still I suppose it's be...
by deckard
Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:33 am
Forum: Poetry Writing Forum
Topic: Chapter 6
Replies: 4
Views: 1266

Chapter 6

<t>Doctor Phelps had by now entered the room and walked up to Richard getting face to face with him. <br/> <br/> He looked at Julia and shouted at Richard<br/> <br/> “What does she know? You idiot, how much have you told her? <br/> <br/> We told you to keep your mouth shut but you wouldnâ€â...
by deckard
Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:21 pm
Forum: Travel Vacation
Topic: Easy Jet
Replies: 7
Views: 1136

Easy Jet

<t>I have recently flown with Easy Jet from London to Valencia( Spain).<br/> <br/> The flight was fantastic with great cabin staff who looked after us all the way.<br/> <br/> You have a doubt at first because the price is so low, expecting an out of date plane and poor service but it is the exact op...
by deckard
Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:12 pm
Forum: Poetry Writing Forum
Topic: Chapter 5
Replies: 0
Views: 1044

Chapter 5

<t>Just one more day before the weekend, just one more day to get this very important job finished. Julia had decided to get into work early and got to the hospital around 7.40 a.m.<br/> <br/> On entering the office she was met by Mr Widmark who looked like he had been there all night.<br/> <br/> â...
by deckard
Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:03 pm
Forum: Poetry Writing Forum
Topic: Chapter 4
Replies: 0
Views: 680

Chapter 4

<t>It was 9.55p.m and Julia could not believe what she was doing.<br/> <br/> The village hall was only a few minutes away now and what would happen when she got there was most in her thoughts.<br/> <br/> Whether to actually stop or drive straight past was a decision Julia would have to make very soo...
by deckard
Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:52 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: calling all garden wedding planners
Replies: 5
Views: 679

calling all garden wedding planners

<t>Sounds just the ticket!<br/> <br/> A 2nd time round wedding is something we are thinking about at the moment. As you say a simple ceromony is the best choice. I think what you are planning to do sounds perfect. Your friends will be wed with all their friends around them and thats all that is need...
by deckard
Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:48 pm
Forum: Poetry Writing Forum
Topic: Foamer Chapter 3
Replies: 0
Views: 846

Foamer Chapter 3

<t>The office downed tools at 12.30 for lunch and today everybody agreed that they would stop for lunch despite the pressure to get the job done.<br/> <br/> Lunch it was then, Julia decided to grab a sandwich and a drink and sit in her car for a well needed break.<br/> <br/> Even out here in the car...
by deckard
Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:36 pm
Forum: Poetry Writing Forum
Topic: Foamer Chapter 2
Replies: 0
Views: 897

Foamer Chapter 2

<t>It couldn’t be thought Julia, It just isn’t fair.<br/> <br/> How is it that whatever time I leave home for work I always end up being stuck behind the same coach? Rushing to work again had come round far too quick, it only felt like a few hours had passed since she was speeding away...
by deckard
Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:27 pm
Forum: Poetry Writing Forum
Topic: Foamer
Replies: 0
Views: 651

Foamer

<t>Having never written anything, I started to write this `dribble` a while back and never finnished it. This is the first Chapter with a few more stashed away in my P.Cl that I may post if it attracts any readers?<br/> <br/> Thanks for reading Deckard........ <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> Chapter 1<br/> ...
by deckard
Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:32 pm
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: Thirty Second Movie Parodies
Replies: 12
Views: 1107

Thirty Second Movie Parodies

Yes, these little masterpieces are brilliant.

They are just what you need after a bad day at work. I check regulary for any new titles. Jaws is my favourite, whats yours?
by deckard
Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:34 am
Forum: Physically Challenged
Topic: Life Death.
Replies: 27
Views: 6614

Life Death.

Hi Weeder,

Thanks for the hugs and warmth, we can keep an eye on each other and things will be just dandy!

Take Care Deckard...
by deckard
Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:07 am
Forum: Physically Challenged
Topic: Life Death.
Replies: 27
Views: 6614

Life Death.

<t>Hi Rapunzel,<br/> <br/> 'Star Trek' ideology of everyone working together towards a common goal.<br/> <br/> Yes, I love this part of Star Trek. I think it's the main reason why I watch re-run after re-run of it. It would be such a GREAT world if we could all work towards a common goal. Our curren...
by deckard
Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:52 am
Forum: Physically Challenged
Topic: Life Death.
Replies: 27
Views: 6614

Life Death.

<t>I apologise in advance for the content of this post but it’s something that is on my mind quite a lot recently. <br/> <br/> Reaching very soon the grand half century in age I have been increasingly thoughtful about my life and more importantly `how long have I got till it ends`? <br/> <br/...
by deckard
Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:02 am
Forum: Introductions
Topic: New here
Replies: 23
Views: 1127

New here

<t>Greetings to you Lillie,<br/> <br/> I am a very new newbie to Forum Garden and I have found everyone very welcoming. With so many areas to look at I seem to spend most of my time reading and learning what are the topics of the day/week.<br/> <br/> Sometimes when you have a hard or bad day and you...
by deckard
Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:38 pm
Forum: International Politics
Topic: Liz in Oz
Replies: 16
Views: 2088

Liz in Oz

Charles as King ! I think he will be missed out somehow and Prince William will become our King for the 21st century. We will see some changes then with more involvement in how our country is run. Prince William will want to be involoved watch out for him!
by deckard
Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:31 pm
Forum: General TV Shows
Topic: The Sopranos
Replies: 10
Views: 1259

The Sopranos

Sopranos is great to watch. We have it here in the U.K. I have though chosen to watch it on DVD. I have bought boxed sets Series 1,2 & 3 so when there is nothing good on the box I just have a Soprano Night. Despite it's violence, I watch it for the great humor with-in it.
by deckard
Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:25 pm
Forum: Welcome To My Day!
Topic: 2.21am
Replies: 1
Views: 789

2.21am

<t>And the race is over as I finally managed to un-ravel the mayhem behind my televison. My attention was delayed though while whilst turning the T.V on and catching the last 1/2 hour of a brilliant Ridley Scott film `Someone to Watch Over me.<br/> <br/> Great film, and now it's time for sleep as th...
by deckard
Sun Mar 12, 2006 5:22 pm
Forum: Home Management
Topic: Removing wallpaper
Replies: 19
Views: 7634

Removing wallpaper

Hot water & Vinegar.

Score wallpaper and apply,

Allow to soak,

Comes off real easy.
by deckard
Sun Mar 12, 2006 5:10 pm
Forum: Welcome To My Day!
Topic: A Race against Time!
Replies: 3
Views: 3795

A Race against Time!

<t>Tomorrow (Monday) I have the NTL men coming to install cable T.V. I have been running with SKY for yonks but recently I have been suffering from picture break ups, frame freezes, no signal and other assorted hassles. Despite SKY helpline telling me to do everything apart from stand in a bucket of...
by deckard
Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:32 am
Forum: Bizarre News Stories
Topic: Did I Dream It Part 2?
Replies: 0
Views: 522

Did I Dream It Part 2?

<t>Excellent & Many Thanks Snooze Control, I had a look at Annanova but didn't look hard enough. I can now give you the total story.<br/> <br/> I have recently visited some friends in Spain and whilst there one of their sons bought himself a couple of mice and a new cage for them to go in. He na...
by deckard
Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:31 am
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Hello from deckard
Replies: 18
Views: 757

Hello from deckard

Annie Mouse wrote: Deckard? As in Blade Runner's Deckard?

Welcome :-6
But of course, Bladerunner, no other film can match it, unless Ridley Scott does a re-make.
by deckard
Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:24 am
Forum: Bizarre News Stories
Topic: Did I read this or was I dreaming?
Replies: 1
Views: 769

Did I read this or was I dreaming?

<t>HELP needed! I am sure I read an article recently about a schoolboy who had rigged up the mousewheel in his mice cage to charge his mobile phone! It was a project he did for his school. <br/> <br/> Now did this happen? I need to know as some friends of mine have just bought some mice and they are...
by deckard
Sun Mar 12, 2006 6:39 am
Forum: Welcome To My Day!
Topic: Sleepy Sunday
Replies: 4
Views: 748

Sleepy Sunday

<t>As with most of my Sundays, I intend to do loads whilst I am not at work. Then, you know how it is, on goes the P.C and you loose all track of time. It's 1.30pm here in the U.K and I haven't done a thing. Still this sounds corney but one thing I have done is find something interesting to do on my...

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