<r> :-6 Happy New Year 2017 to All Who Read This Comment :-6<br/> <br/> Haven't been to Forum Garden in a long time, so I thought I'd stop by this <br/> <br/> afternoon to see what's happening. Either I'm not looking in the right sections, <br/> <br/> or the activity on this forum has dwindled great...

swish and spit

<r>Marie5656 wrote: Well, just when I thought it was safe to start planing my "after-life"..my monthly came back with a vengence, after a 6 month absence!! :-5 <br/> <br/> As most of you probably know, you have to be free of the "curse" for a full 12 months before you can actually say you are done.<...

I sing it often.

Gives "finger foods" a whole new meaning. :yh_sick

You fart then look to the person beside you and ask them if they feel better now. :yh_rotfl

Why do advertisers always claim that their margerine tastes just like butter, but you never hear that butter tastes just like margerine?

<t>When I buy butter on sale, I freeze the extra pounds. The opened container is stored in the refrigerator. Butter for spreading should be soft. <br/> <br/> During the warm months, I try to have a little soft butter in the cupboard. If I feel the butter has been sitting out too long during hot weat...

<t>Are the employees of TBS on vacation?<br/> <br/> Is your remote broken?<br/> <br/> Can't you program your tv to skip that station?<br/> <br/> Maybe you aren't spending enough time on the computer?<br/> <br/> Are you afraid Ralphie will shoot your eye out?<br/> <br/> You wouldn't mind so much if y...