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<t>1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.<b...

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I love the Irish too

Jimbo have a great weekend and I'll look forward to seeing those photos!!

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<r>sunny_bunny;819373 wrote: :wah: Excellent List! :wah: and I have to add . . . Why do I tell the hairdresser that I really like the haircut she just gave me when in reality I absolutely loathe it? I'm far too polite! <E>:o</E> I also overtipped her to try to convi...

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<t>AngelEyes82;819417 wrote: It sucks.. I think I am just gonna give in and have a hysterectomy. I don't want to cause I want kids but I don't want to deal with this anymore. I've been bleeding for months and months without any break and it takes ages here to...

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<r>I've been dealing with this for years and in Germany the doc used to give my IV injections that were super. They're not allowed to give them here in Ireland and they give you this awful one into the upper butt muscle <E>:)</E> and it hurt like hell and I was bruised for months so I never went bac...

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It's important for a man to know that a woman only dates because a vibrator can't pay for drinks

Sorry, slightly off topic.

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<r>I think it's great when used in reconstruction surgery. As for girls getting it just to look better, I don't know, I would maybe suggest to work on self esteem in other ways first but if it was something that really affected someone mentally and it would improve their condition then I ...

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He should have no rights again ever, he should be left in a small cell with nothing but bread and water, no contact from anybody and a very sharp razor blade.

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Hi Bob and welcome to the FG

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I've always liked her music, she is very talented. Hopefully things will pick up for her.

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<t>Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught hims...

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<t>Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say ...

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It did look like the last one could have been a puppy sandwich :p

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Hi Eunice and welcome to the garden

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Tap away Jimbo, it's better then playing with other things

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That's what all men wish Jimbo! :sneaky:

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Oh Jimbo, YUCK is all I can say :wah:

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Donkey's lips do not fit onto a horse's mouth.

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<t>Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, â€œWill you marry me?â€ The Girl said â€œNoâ€ and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never fart...

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Uncle Kram;815868 wrote: Is it the winner of the Scottish Hide & seek Championship 1927? :-3

You guys need to be spanked, yes all of you

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jimbo;817717 wrote: mmjkiuiu nggy dfdervgh nhgfrt jj i koopoo

:D

I'll send you a prescription for a course of antipyschotics :p

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<r>jimbo;816946 wrote: have you been talking to suzy again <EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI> its all relevant to body size if it was on a fly you would think wow its a shame i'm like an elephant really <EMOJI seq="1f914" tse...

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Aw she is gorgeous and I love the name. :-4

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<r>That's disgusting, what's even more disgusting is some evil people will blame everything on mental illness. I was insane at the time. Yeah right. It's a well known fact that most people who suffer from a pyschotic episode are not violent. He should never be allowed out. <EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1...

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Personally if someone started speaking and muttering a load of gibberish, I would think that they are joking, manic or on the verge of pyschosis.

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I think when you over analyse everything you're doing more harm then good. You could worry yourself to death about all the little things. Life's too short

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The Internet

All types of high calorie food

Photography

Movies

My niece and my nephew

:)

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I really loved this one. Thanks for posting.

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It will hopefully give some family closure when they find out who the person was.

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Everybody here is nice :-4

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They are soooo cute. :-4

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You bought look great! I can't believe how big Tiff has gotten.

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Musiclover89;813118 wrote:

Very cool, I love Bruce. I love the way he is smirking in this photo

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I can't imagine them being any bigger, I thought it was hilarious when they were outside Sams house and they had to 'hide'. That was so funny.

I'm really looking forward to seeing Iron Man. The trailer looks great. I love science fictions movies

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Thanks so much everyone

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I would think that if they are quite grown up otherwise I would wait a bit because there were some very scarey creatures and the main 'bad guy' was terrifying. (In my opinion of course)

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<t>We watched this yesterday. It's not too bad but I would not recommend taking young kids with you unless they are mature for their ages. I think that if I had seen this any age sooner then 15 I would have wanted to sleep in between my parents. Maybe I'm just a wuss! The plot did lack an...

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I absolutely adored this movie, I was really surprised by it and thought some of the scenes were hilarious. I had never watched any of the cartoons so I didn't know what to expect

but I did really enjoy it.

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Hi everyone and thanks so much for the warm welcome. Hi Minks

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Tut tut, and I was trying so hard to be politically correct. I'm talking about the small little fairies, the ones who still your mind and help you win the Lotto if your extremely lucky :sneaky:

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Ohhhh Congratulations

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You'll think of me by Keith Urban.

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Thanks for the warm welcome everyone

Yeah I finally escaped from those Leprechauns. It's the fairies are after me now :p

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This is one I took with my mobile so it's not great but just so people see me. I think a lot of the old members remember me anyway

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<t>Musiclover89;811221 wrote: Good advice if he does go down i'll call off the whole thing i don't want to be around Graham when Jess is there mainly because he blanks me out when hes around his other friends call me selfish but at the same time i want to go down because i havnt seen Jess since Octo...

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You mean to say you've never tried this?

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Thanks so much everyone

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Hi Susie, Hi Chonsi

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Hi Accountable, nice to see you

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