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George Galloway, a worthy successor to Rodney "I can't get any respect" Dangerfield. Truely a legend in his own mind, and those of modern fairy tale lovers.

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<r>The only recent picture I have, is of meself lounging au naturel, covered only by the sun. Wishing to be compliant to the forumÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s decency code, I mailed this one and only photograph to my moderator, Lady Cop, for vetting. The problem is that LC, whom I trust implicitly, denies r...

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<t>Scrat wrote: Anastrophe. We have 2 realistic options that will produce a result, both will be costly in one way or another. Pack up and leave, let the Iraqis sort it out. The cost will be tremendous in our prestige and world standing but really I don'...

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lady cop wrote: this site, in case you have never seen it, is HILARIOUS! you do need speakers...check out "this land". :wah: http://www.jibjab.com/lowband/default.htm
One of my favorites :yh_rotfl

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We would be delighted to share our sunshine with our UK friends, where else but Arizona can you expierence the London Bridge at 120 deg. F? :-6

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<r>Agnes wrote: "earned", in other words as the poll stated, you only respond unless the thread is of interest to you? der-wulf this is disheartening, and an example of "opinion." polls are optional and you do not need to vote, i'd say leave it alone, or simply start a thread that is of interest to ...

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<r>smithy87 wrote: I agree with you 100%. Although I HATE, absolutely HATE the way they have made a sport out of killing foxes, if they need controlling, then they should be shot dead.People who get a thrill out of giving blood thirsty dogs an animal to rip apart need a doctor because they must be s...

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Let me be succinct, responses must be earned. Post something of interest and others will respond. Sorry, the poll looks like something passed around by wallflowers at a highschool freshman mixer. :yh_cry :yh_loser :yh_doh

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Be glad to donate some brown recluse, wolf, black widow, or tarantula's to hunt down and take out that wimpy Brazilian. name yer poison.

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Will this be enough punishment, or do we hafta burn her at the stake??

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Yo Buzz, I have it on good authority that you are really an AMERICAN, republican from Texas posing as an Irisher, is the new Forum aware of this ?:rolleyes: :yh_wink :yh_shamrk :yh_peace

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Enough already, my puter is starting to ooze sweet sticky stuff, I think it's time to get back to sex, lies, and laughing at the other posters. :yh_alien2 :yh_eyerol :yh_think

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I bow to the dildo er ah dillo.

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Scrat wrote:

I'm through with this. Better things to do than argue with greenhorns.
Run Scrat, run

See Scrat run

:yh_rotfl :yh_bye

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<r>Scrat wrote: I know Mt lions stalk their prey and have the ability to leap at least 40 ft onto the backs of whatever but I don't think they try to break the backs/necks of their large prey by biting the spine. And they are NOT going to grab something by the leg unless they are young and stupid. <...

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"chunks" are biodegradable, right? :yh_sick

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On hearing the report of an attempted invasion by the notorious Bothwell, I had the southern border of my state posted with notices that the area was infested with rattle snakes, scorpians, and tarantulas. Latest intellegence indicates that Bothwell has fled the southwest, rapidly.

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Me thinks you oughta send him to Arizona for "the cure", I'll personally organise a 4 wheeler expedition.

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<r>Scrat wrote: Sorry Wulf but I have watched enough Nature episodes to have seen at least one lioness with a broken jaw after being kicked in the head by a zebra. I have no doubt that a fully mature catamount would not bother with a healthy mule but that a juvenile might try and end up getting kill...

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<r>BabyRider wrote: Hi gang! I've been working all weekend and have only just now gotten the story on this. Ladycop will not be back here, and I am the next to go. Administration here aparently wants to involve itself in the private conversations of it's members, and if they don't like what is being...

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<r>Lady cop is my friend. She is an an articulate, witty, charmer with far ranging interests. Her insight, wisdom, and thoughtfulness has provided me countless hours of pleasure, and has inspired serious thought regarding a variety of subjects. She comes from an academic background and t...

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Lon wrote: The last car that I owned with skirts was a 1953 Chevrolet Bel Air, black & cream in color. And yep, used to ride on the running board of my dad's 1938 Buick.
Mine was a 53 ford, turquoise wi white skirts, spinners on the front.

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Peg dear, I understand that the butt bank has some low mileage, but damaged items on sale. They are perfectly servicable, but cracked.

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<r>Scrat wrote: There have been many lies told by Blair and his master Shrub. The weapons of mass distraction were destroyed shortly after the first Gulf war, what little there was. Al Qaida is not a threat, the only reason they accomplished what they ...

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Sorry folks, there is no way a healthy mountain, in the open, will be killed by a mule. The cat is far too agile and fast. It is capable of ducking the kick, then destroying the tendon on that leg. The cat can kill by ripping the juglar or biting into the spine. :yh_sweat

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<r>very bored and alone wrote: hey everyone! i am from scotland in a place called ruby soho. i'm sure most of you have never heard of it, its almost nonexistant. my favorite thing to do is walk along the beach singing: the ants go marching one by one hurrah hurrah. the ants go marching one bye one h...

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Sounds like spring house cleaning is finished, and summer is on the way. :-6

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<t>Peg wrote: Will I still get the money for my butt surgery? I only have a week to live without it! You buncha hard hearted, miserable meanies. It's bad enough to say cruel things, and turn your back on the poor, poor puddy tat, butt one of our own has a serious problem and only a week to reso...

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Bothwell wrote: I had an idea, they should all put on those oversize boxing gloves and set to, last one standing is the pope.
Works for me, ya think we should take away their petticoats and give them scarlet shorts first ?

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<t>Bothwell wrote: How is this possible, the whole process reminds me more of some scene out of Harry Potter rather than a major world religion, Purple clad cardinals sitting in secret, smoke issuing from the chimney to announce a decision ect etc. But ya gotta admit, these guys sur...

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OUCH !!, must not have read the fine print on the Viagra bottle:yh_worry

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Just sent copy to my daughter the minister.

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<r>CARLA wrote: Well LC were even on the MRI scans, I have had 4 as well.. Also had CAT scan, Pet Scan, Nuclear Scan with dye not fun.. 4 spinal tapes, electrodes attached to every flippin part of my body.. But none of them compared to the pain I endured having a Colonoscopy,n...

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<t>BabyRider wrote: Oh, Bullet is not stupid by any stretch of the imagination. It's the occasional lapses in brain power that have me worried. We had a disagreement about what certain people consider acceptable behavior, and what I am comfortable with. (Keeping in mind, we're talking bik...

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<r>Philadelphia Eagle wrote: Here's a riddle which my father used to love to ask - and got many different answers to! Brothers and sisters have I none But that man's father is my father's son. Who am I looking at? Has to be your son. <E>:...

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Snake meets Wulf,- Wulf needs clean shorts, snake dies.

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I always liked " you wanna come in baby?"

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<r>BabyRider wrote: Have you ever experienced this phenomenon? Your man's brain, for no apparent reason, without warning, suddenly ceases to function. The male brain is a complex and wondorus organ. It operates in an extremely sophisticated manner, and of such high order that it's b...

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<r>koan wrote: Why do men want to be gynecologists? I can't figure out, as a professional and assumedly not sexually motivated, why a man would want to spend his career looking at .... I know this has the potential to become a nasty thread. Keep it clean. <E>;)</E> I post this with an hon...

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yup, 16

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<r>cars wrote: Today, I was spraying shrubs/flowers with plant food, all of a sudden my feet in "sandles" started to hurt/burn. When I looked down at my feet, I saw that I unknowingly stepped onto an "Ants nest". They were all over my feet & ankles, and man those little buggers bite really hard!...

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So Koan dear, tell me how i can tell the difference between the beginning and end of a circle, or if I search for nothing, how will I know when I've found it?

:sneaky:

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<t>Scrat wrote: America does have beauty, but very little of it. Anyone that lives here has a duty unto themselves to look and to find other options because America is not the best thing since sliced bread. America has a dubious quality of life compared to other places I have been, if yo...

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ccreed6 wrote: onomastics
paradoxical

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<r>Scrat wrote: There is no way to change the minds of these people. You can do physical things to change them castration ect but you cannot change how the brain works. Depriving the brain of testosterone makes a profound change.:yh_hypno Chemical castration works if the medication...

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If people are waving at you, count their fingers, -then look for their other hand.

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the [formerly] thin blue line.

or, these little piggies got a burger

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Methinks the answer is simple, offer pedaphiles either life without parole, death, or physical castration -- no high tech or follow up required :yh_think

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<r>LadyBug wrote: I agree... I honestly never thought much about tan lines.. but I can see how it may be 'sexy' to some guys.. thinking/fantasizing about what they CAN'T see.. etc. Tan lines are like a picture frame, they draw attention to the object of interest. The sacralege is in...

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Could deja vu just be a lazy mind playing reruns ?

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