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abbey wrote: Maybe that because its a team that wants your money to fold their dirty laundry as a memory tool like a bizarre doubled headed goat with pulmonary disease. cough. :p

maybe.

Alfred

Garden?

asleep?

rarely, at most it takes a brief nap.

maybe its because us aussies are on when the rest of the world is snoozin.

Alfred

mrsK wrote: Butter Stars?

i tried tasting them but i was too dizzy at the time.

Alfred

i'm seeing stars.

Alfred

abbey wrote: In out, in out shake it all about. :guitarist

ya do the hokey pokey and you turn around.

Alfred

ohh its on.

Alfred

mrsK wrote: roflmfao@alfred I knew there would be a catch:wah: :wah: :wah:
the point is that after the pain dies away you won't feel like you have the flu.

you may feel teary eyed and stinging as residual effects.

Alfred

lady cop wrote: right. 007 you aren't. i'm not the least confused. in fact, several of us here will be waiting for your report to agnes/paula/prudence/pinkrose/nutjob.

thats it i'm off to the loony bin again...

Alfred

mrsK wrote: Alfred I will try anything................well almost anything;)

even tear gas. :sneaky:

Alfred

lady cop wrote: gee, do we look stupid? go back and read post # 34. ..QUOTE...

yup i go there as ALfrEd an gather whos on th **** list. at the moment cobert is miserable. ..

i understood that part but...

ohh never mind.

Alfred

mrsK wrote: Thanks Pam,I am sure we will be ok soon.:-6
mrsK there is a quick way to get rid of the flu, my dad found this when he was in the army.

you probably won't like the idea of it though.

Alfred

chonsigirl wrote: What about on multiple choice quizzes?:wah:
multiple choice questions are settled by a quick bout of eany meany miny mo. (geez i hope thats how its spelled)

Alfred

BabyRider wrote: Wait, wait....Alfred is a boardnation member??? :-3
i'm confused.

what gave people this wrong impression?

Alfred

AussiePam wrote: Where's the tomato sauce?!!!!
right infront of you Pam.

Alfred

<r>AussiePam wrote: So watch it JAB !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grin... Coz we're a fearsome lot!!! G'day Brizbabe!! And welcome. The aussie mafia here keep an eye on our own, so any of this other foreign rabble gives you trouble, just let Aunty Pammy know and Bob's yer uncle, OK?!! w...

Alfred

<t>Nomad wrote: I did pay for Download Place. $30.00 for a lifetime membership. Apparently they lied though. Limewire is free or for $18.00 you can turbocharge/with no ads. I cant imagine getting songs any faster than I am though. If that means Im going to the pen th...

Alfred

<t>SOJOURNER wrote: Are you honest with other people or do you tell people what they want to hear? WHY? how would you know if i was telling the truth when i answer this post? so what is it that you all want to hear? but i guess ...

Alfred

AussiePam wrote:

Someone's cooking a cat? YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't think I'm hungry...

well Pam if its already cooked then we may as well get stuck into mr kibbles.

its what he would have wanted after falling out of that fig tree.

Alfred

SnoozeControl wrote: I'm having a really scary mental image of Pammy tucking you under her arm and making you scream like a scalded cat.

you know what a scalded cat screams like?

Alfred

what makes you think that any being without a soul would exhibit psychotic behaviour?

but if they did exhibit psychotic behaviour they would be terminated just like many other criminals with souls are.

Alfred

wow. i didn't know that, sounds like a lot of specific events are involved. ash wednessday, lent etc.

i'm hungry now.

Alfred

naughty naughty naughty.

Alfred

<t>L4DD13 wrote: Is there any proof that humans have a soul? no there isn't, hence its a matter of faith and not science. if a clone is an exact replica of DNA then whatever made the origional human an individual will be there in the clone, at least naturally who knows wh...

Alfred

:wah: yeah.

boomerangs always come back, just often flying above my head. (or at it)

thats why i don't listen to that song.

Alfred

Mardi Gras

Alfred

Hornbeam Tree.

close enough i guess.

Alfred

<t>AussiePam wrote: Hi Alfred, JCas... hope you're both having a great weekend. Great autumn weather here in Canberra right now. And still good beach weather in Sydney. Big Mardi Gras parade on there tonight, so I'm holed up in the country. Grin. yeah those Sydney buggers stole all ...

Alfred

tie me kangeroo down sport,

tie me kangeroo down...

all together now.:guitarist

Alfred

BabyRider wrote: Why is it that I went through the entirety of my teenage years with a grand total of 3 zits, and now that I'm 35, get them ALL the time??? WTF is up with that???? :-5 :-5 :-5 :-5
lucky you, wow only 3.

how i envy you.

Alfred

its been drizleing here in brizzy all week, of course it has poured rain but only when i'm on my way home from school. how convinient.

Alfred

SmellTheColor9 wrote: Clint Eastwood-The Gorillaz
is it just me or do none of there songs make sense.

the only one that did make sense to me was 'Fire comming out of a monkeys head', and that was still pretty random.

Dirty Harry is what i'm listening to.

Alfred

chonsigirl wrote: Oh, well that helped me decide not to have my midnight snack..................:wah:
or did it? :sneaky:

Alfred

Nomad wrote: Would anyone care to smell my fingers ?
where have those fingers been?

Alfred

i think abbey wants a big buttery sandwich.

or popcorn.

Alfred

hi jcas.

how are ya doin.

Alfred

<t>Accountable wrote: But you didn't answer his question. Why do we prosecute women who throw newborns in the trash? It seems you are giving him more justification to ask the question. Do you believe a woman should have the choice to throw a newborn in the trash? because newborns are legally cl...

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<t>Adam Zapple wrote: I realize I'm entering the conversation late, but can someone tell me when a child is capable of independent existance? 3 yrs? 5yrs? 7 yrs? Certainly not at a day old. Why do we prosecute women who throw newborns in the trash? I don't get it. a child in the womb neither br...

Alfred

Jives wrote:

Yep. Pi, the acceleration of gravity...and good and evil.

;)

sorry to have to tell you this but none of the above are fixed.

pm me if you really care why.

Alfred

until we reach 11,037 posts.

why that number you ask...

Alfred

<t>Accountable wrote: I don't give a damn if it's hard. I don't give a damn how much they "wah wah wah". Choices have consequences. Unfortunately, people like you who think it's too much trouble to hold people accountable are in charge now. That's why we have such a victim state. That's ...

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<r>Accountable wrote: Her decisions have consequences which affect both of them all the way. She should have to deal with the consequences of her decisions. That's life. He shouldn't have to deal with the consequences of her unilateral decisions. That's tyranny ...

Alfred

<t>when you think about the world as a whole and all of human society and everything that is happening within it. is there a song you think off? what would that song be? if you don't think of a song then just give us one for the sake of it. i think of 'Us ...

Alfred

had some rain here recently, and i heard theres some storms brewin around sydney.

anyone get some of that sweet sweet rain recently?

Alfred

smells like teens spirit- Nirvana.

good song.:guitarist

Alfred

good thing it was a software glitch or else we'd be dealing with an attack of the clones.

Alfred

Accountable wrote: Ya gotta love a true connoisseur. :yh_worshp
many long sunday afternoons have been spent tasting buttered bread.

Alfred

<t>Accountable wrote: Absolutely! But his share is greatly reduced because with choice comes responsibility. In my ideal world, in which aborting a baby conceived from consentual sex would be so abhorrent and illogical as to be laughable, The choice in question would be wheth...

Alfred

robinseggs wrote: cold or warm?

it starts out kinda cold but after you've been chewing on your sadwich a while it becomes a little warmer.

the in between phase is the prime eating point.

Alfred

i think butter on sandwiches is best refridgerated.

then its not quite liquid but not quite solid...just right.

Alfred

<t>Accountable wrote: Of course she has a choice!! What is it, spontaneous conception?? :yh_rotfl Get off the victim train, man. She is an equal participant in all consentual sex. That's why it's called consentual. She can consent, she can also decline. your r...

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