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by Uncle Fester
Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:26 am
Forum: Mental Health
Topic: DORE, anyone used then before? *Update* - Being taken into Foster Care
Replies: 134
Views: 25443

DORE, anyone used then before? *Update* - Being taken into Foster Care

Good to hear , I do hope you can keep it together:-4:-4
by Uncle Fester
Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:13 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Been Away Too Long
Replies: 11
Views: 1149

Been Away Too Long

Hello to all my old friends , I have been away for too long , it has been a bad time , my wife has had to go through 2 bouts of Leukemia , still having treatment and doing OK , it has been a bad couple of years , now there is a bit more hope i should be able to post a bit more :-6
by Uncle Fester
Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:35 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Lucky Man
Replies: 15
Views: 1352

Lucky Man

<r>While doing research for the Special People forum on my board I came across this man with 2 penises <br/> <br/> <URL url="http://listverse.com/wp-content/uplo...os-santos2.jpg">http://listverse.com/wp-content/uplo...os-santos2.jpg</URL><br/> <br/> It is very surprising what you can find out <E>:o...
by Uncle Fester
Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:21 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: I Fell Out of Bed
Replies: 14
Views: 960

I Fell Out of Bed

<t>I feel like a right arse , last night I was having a dream where I was having a fight with someone who was trying to steel my lorry ? , we both fell out and I had one hell of a bang on my head , I woke up and was lying on the bloody floor , a little blood coming from my head and hurting all over ...
by Uncle Fester
Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:54 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Do you leave your PC on all night
Replies: 11
Views: 758

Do you leave your PC on all night

I don't know if this has been done but here goes

Do you leave your PC on over night

Ever wondered what your PC does when you leave it on over night

Have a look , leave your sound on

Icon War
by Uncle Fester
Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:51 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Happy Birthday Uncle Fester
Replies: 13
Views: 4967

Happy Birthday Uncle Fester

Thank you all for your wishes :-6:-6

Les
by Uncle Fester
Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:51 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: The NEW Anything Random goes here Thread
Replies: 4116
Views: 327886

The NEW Anything Random goes here Thread

A big thank you for the e cards sent to me for my birthday :yh_clap:yh_clap
by Uncle Fester
Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:31 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: The NEW Anything Random goes here Thread
Replies: 4116
Views: 327886

The NEW Anything Random goes here Thread

Nomad;1001659 wrote: Did you correct her in that your calling is as a master debater ?
Should that be Master Bater :yh_devil:yh_devil
by Uncle Fester
Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:40 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Facebook
Replies: 5
Views: 935

Facebook

kayleneaussie;1008120 wrote: Have added u as a friend....hope I got the right person:thinking:
You did and I accepted ,Thank you
by Uncle Fester
Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:32 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Facebook
Replies: 5
Views: 935

Facebook

If any of you got a Facebook account , just to let you know that I have taken the leap and got one " Leslie Lock " and am now looking for active friends :driving:
by Uncle Fester
Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:07 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: fossett's plane found ????
Replies: 10
Views: 1453

fossett's plane found ????

He is dead , they have found human remains in the wreck
by Uncle Fester
Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:16 am
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: An Amish woman and her daughter.
Replies: 13
Views: 1511

An Amish woman and her daughter.

ButterflyPrincess;1005613 wrote: Hey Uncle Fester! Nice to see you!

Been a long time.. this is AngelEyes. =) :)
Hi Angel , thank you , busy busy busy year , having a little time to myself :yh_dance:yh_dance
by Uncle Fester
Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:00 am
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: An Amish woman and her daughter.
Replies: 13
Views: 1511

An Amish woman and her daughter.

You dirty beast ....... I love it :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
by Uncle Fester
Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:56 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: fossett's plane found ????
Replies: 10
Views: 1453

fossett's plane found ????

If they can't find a body what then , conspiracy theories will start , is he alive or is he dead :-3:-3
by Uncle Fester
Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:00 am
Forum: Bizarre News Stories
Topic: world's largest penis
Replies: 240
Views: 79076

world's largest penis

sunny104;988680 wrote: oops, look what I found! :D
Well where is it :confused::confused:
by Uncle Fester
Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:58 am
Forum: Just For The Fun Of It
Topic: Surgically Enhanced P*nis
Replies: 21
Views: 2468

Surgically Enhanced P*nis

Ladies be warned not for you if easely offended

A p*nis with eyes and teeth



:yh_devil:yh_devil
by Uncle Fester
Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:33 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: The NEW Anything Random goes here Thread
Replies: 4116
Views: 327886

The NEW Anything Random goes here Thread

Thuckatash;912418 wrote: Coffins...do they have lifetime guarantees?
My brother who is an undertaker said they are guaranteed , but the user must put a claim form in signed by them self within 12 months :yh_whistl:yh_whistl
by Uncle Fester
Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:08 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Bloody Angry
Replies: 21
Views: 1645

Bloody Angry

<r>Trunk Monkey;910888 wrote: I am so sorry this happened and I hope they catch the scum that did this to you. I don't want to sound ignorant but may I ask what a Blue Badge is <EMOJI seq="1f615" tseq="1f615">:confused:</EMOJI><br/> Thanks , the Blue Badge is issued to dissabled people and it allows...
by Uncle Fester
Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:08 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Bloody Angry
Replies: 21
Views: 1645

Bloody Angry

<r>A neighbour woke me this morning to tell me my car had been broken into , they had damaged the door lock and stole my Blue badge , had to report it to police ( they are worth a £1000 on the market ) police came around very quick had a look at the damage to car door and wrote it up , later when I...
by Uncle Fester
Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:05 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: The Friendship Pool!
Replies: 609
Views: 39055

The Friendship Pool!

Although I don't get on here as much , I still like to think I have friends here :yh_nailbi:yh_nailbi
by Uncle Fester
Sat May 31, 2008 10:08 am
Forum: Wales
Topic: Question aboutCardiff Wales
Replies: 28
Views: 17184

Question aboutCardiff Wales

Uncle Fester is famous and I am from Cardiff :D:D
by Uncle Fester
Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:05 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Help Wanted
Replies: 8
Views: 1439

Help Wanted

YZGI;841084 wrote: What kind of help do you need Unc?


People to mod the areas that are requested
by Uncle Fester
Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:13 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Help Wanted
Replies: 8
Views: 1439

Help Wanted

<r>Patsy Warnick;840157 wrote: Uncle F<br/> <br/> How long have you been looking for someone? Relative? Adopted out?<br/> <br/> could you elaborate ?<br/> <br/> In the US there's several agencies that can track someone for you <br/> <br/> I found 2 relatives in the US who were adopted out at a young...
by Uncle Fester
Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:52 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Help Wanted
Replies: 8
Views: 1439

Help Wanted

mikeinie;839676 wrote: I agree, the UK is not really part of Europe...:wah:


Got some one covering UK :p
by Uncle Fester
Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:04 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Help Wanted
Replies: 8
Views: 1439

Help Wanted

Hi folks

I need help for a new venture , I need it from , New Zealand , Canada , Australia , USA, Europe ( not UK ) pm me if you think you can help

http://missingpersonsforum.freeforums.org/index.php
by Uncle Fester
Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:19 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: The NEW Anything Random goes here Thread
Replies: 4116
Views: 327886

The NEW Anything Random goes here Thread

<t>Musiclover89;832384 wrote: She don't think anything of me i know that for a fact your right about it probably being abit Ailen to her but i'll try talking to her and seeing how she feels about the whole thing, so glad with myself that i've started comming out i was so far in the closet i was have...
by Uncle Fester
Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:50 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Missing Persons
Replies: 0
Views: 511

Missing Persons

<r>Hello All<br/> <br/> This is just to let you know of a new project I have taken on , have a look and if you know of any one who could use this service could you please let them know<br/> <br/> <URL url="http://missingpersonsforum.freeforums.org/portal.php">http://missingpersonsforum.freeforums.or...
by Uncle Fester
Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:53 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: The NEW Anything Random goes here Thread
Replies: 4116
Views: 327886

The NEW Anything Random goes here Thread

Hello , just thought I would pop in to day I have not forgotten my friends on here , just a bit busy :driving:
by Uncle Fester
Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:28 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: It Is No Bloody Joke
Replies: 30
Views: 1641

It Is No Bloody Joke

<t>Pat is doing well still a bit out of breath , her blood is perfect ,Big Ron is home but on Oxygen 15 hours a day<br/> <br/> Last Friday my brother Adrian had an anuerism and is now fighting for his life , he has had 2 operations which he got through , but they are worried about his Kidneys and on...
by Uncle Fester
Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:07 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Happy Birthday Rapunzel
Replies: 32
Views: 2257

Happy Birthday Rapunzel

Have a Great Day
by Uncle Fester
Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:02 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Happy Birthday Helen!
Replies: 28
Views: 5174

Happy Birthday Helen!

Have a good one
by Uncle Fester
Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:28 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: The NEW Anything Random goes here Thread
Replies: 4116
Views: 327886

The NEW Anything Random goes here Thread

sunny104;772658 wrote: I have a hangover from hell! :yh_tired

but it's well worth it for the much needed beer therapy I required! :D


No sympathy , self inflicted wounds won't get you a Purple Heart :wah::wah:
by Uncle Fester
Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:06 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: The NEW Anything Random goes here Thread
Replies: 4116
Views: 327886

The NEW Anything Random goes here Thread

Too much Bucking for me , I would not last the night :yh_drool:yh_drool
by Uncle Fester
Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:09 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: The NEW Anything Random goes here Thread
Replies: 4116
Views: 327886

The NEW Anything Random goes here Thread

Thought I had better come and let you know that I am still alive and swearing , been busy with my project , hope to be on a bit more :yh_party
by Uncle Fester
Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:50 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: The NEW Anything Random goes here Thread
Replies: 4116
Views: 327886

The NEW Anything Random goes here Thread

*))(**^% I )*&&^&$ am &&^^%%$ Not Drinking any f$%^&**&& More :yh_cry:yh_ghost:yh_cry:yh_ghost
by Uncle Fester
Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:31 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Pat 70 today
Replies: 10
Views: 1927

Pat 70 today

Just to let you know my Pat is 70 today , she had a great Christmas , all the family are here and we are having a Chinese banquet brought in tonight

Down side to day her mother has just been taken into hospital

Les :confused:
by Uncle Fester
Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:42 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Greetings from Uncle and Pat
Replies: 10
Views: 1213

Greetings from Uncle and Pat

Wishing you all the best for Christmas and New Year

Thanks for all your support over the past few months , it realy meant a lot

Attached files
by Uncle Fester
Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:26 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: It Is No Bloody Joke
Replies: 30
Views: 1641

It Is No Bloody Joke

<r>Been a little while , Pat is getting stronger , breathing still not brill , Big Ron home from hospital with a final warning , Little Ron sent back to Guernsey for further tests , Son in law , out of hospital ( bad depression ) lost his job , going before job tribunal for unfair dismissal , thats ...
by Uncle Fester
Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:27 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: It Is No Bloody Joke
Replies: 30
Views: 1641

It Is No Bloody Joke

<t>This bloody farce gets worse , I told you about my Brother Ronald going in to hospital with a heart attack well he has a son named Ronald ( we call him little Ron , he is 15 stone ) he is a midwife in Guernsey he came home to see his dad and last night he was rushed in to hospital with a heart at...
by Uncle Fester
Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:54 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: It Is No Bloody Joke
Replies: 30
Views: 1641

It Is No Bloody Joke

They say things happen in threes , perhaps We have reached it , my son in law was taken in to hospital last night ( not serious ) but that should be it now :lips::lips:
by Uncle Fester
Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:32 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: It Is No Bloody Joke
Replies: 30
Views: 1641

It Is No Bloody Joke

I am thingking of changing my name to Johna :-5
by Uncle Fester
Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:46 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: It Is No Bloody Joke
Replies: 30
Views: 1641

It Is No Bloody Joke

Some one is having a laugh at my family , I am just getting used to having Pat unwell , now I have just been informed that one of my brothers has been rushed in to hospital , with a heart attack and Lung , Liver and Kidneys in trouble :mad::-1 , What the hell have we done
by Uncle Fester
Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:17 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Update , My Wife
Replies: 68
Views: 3992

Update , My Wife

Pat is home and if she don't behave her self I am going to send her back :-5:-6:yh_party
by Uncle Fester
Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:15 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Update , My Wife
Replies: 68
Views: 3992

Update , My Wife

Thank you all , bit of good news , they may be sending her home tomorrow , her breathing is a lot better , they have started inhalers and steroids ( seem to be working ) and an appointment with chest specialist :)
by Uncle Fester
Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:49 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Update , My Wife
Replies: 68
Views: 3992

Update , My Wife

<r>Bad day today , they believe Pat is suffering from Chronic Fibrosis of the Lungs , we have been used to having hills put in our way , but someone is having a bloody laugh at us , they have put Mt Everest in front of us , they are going to give her Steroids to help hold it at bay and improve her q...
by Uncle Fester
Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:39 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Update , My Wife
Replies: 68
Views: 3992

Update , My Wife

<r>News today , Pat's Heart is ok and her Leukemia has NOT come back , had a scan on lungs today as they think the problem lies there , she will then be referred to the Respiratory Doctor , no one is panicking just yet , treatment could include Steroids .<br/> <br/> Pat is feeling a lot better today...
by Uncle Fester
Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:56 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Update , My Wife
Replies: 68
Views: 3992

Update , My Wife

ThePheasant;720113 wrote: Any news about Pat yet Unc? :-4
There is no sign of a clot in the lung but it could be fibrous , also we are waiting for the result of the dreaded Bone marrow test , She does have an infection which is not helping
by Uncle Fester
Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:17 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Update , My Wife
Replies: 68
Views: 3992

Update , My Wife

Thank you all , it all got a bit scary this time , we were stuck hal way up the stairs for half an hour Monday night , ( waiting for stair lift to be put in ) Phoned her just now and she is confined to bed and she is not a happy chappie having to use a comode , very independent is my Pat
by Uncle Fester
Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:50 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Update , My Wife
Replies: 68
Views: 3992

Update , My Wife

Just to let you know that Pat had to go back into Hospital today , having some trouble breathing , hopefully it is not to serious
by Uncle Fester
Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:20 am
Forum: General Chit Chat
Topic: Dog Bounty Hunter
Replies: 32
Views: 2387

Dog Bounty Hunter

Kathy Ellen;718347 wrote: Dog is a free man now. And the misses has those knockers because that's how Dog likes her to look....nice and sexy for him:wah:


What happens if she falls down , do they need a crane t stand her up :wah::wah:

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