THE best show on TV is S%&#T My Dad Says, but only because a caricature of his former self is playing himself selfishly.

I am a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

Big Bang Theory....they've finally reached a plot ascension which actually includes banging.

I am vortexofTwinkies. My center is creamy and delightful. I am bad for your health, but I expect to outlive most of you as long as my plastic wrappers remains intact. Thank you for your support and Corporate America.